Bab 41: CH 39: Shego, Collected
(A/N: What do you think is the best number of lines in a paragraph? Because I'm trying to improve the chances of getting comments to read and I think the paragraphs are too big. Seriously, comment more, or I'll need to tell your dad that you've run out of milk ಠ_ಠ.
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"You can talk the talk," Shego smiled, quickly attacking with fists clad in green energy :"But can you walk-" But had the air knocked out of her when Ego punched her in the guts.
No remorse whatsoever. As she bent over, gasping for air, he kneed her in the face, causing her to straighten up before headbutting her.
As she staggered back, he grabbed her by the neck before slamming her into the ground. Causing her to bounce a time or two before lying on the ground and groaning.
"Walk the walk?" He chuckled, leisurely walking towards her as she struggled to get up :"Sweetheart, I run the walk!" Before kicking her in the guts, sending her sliding back.
Squatting beside her, he nonchalantly tilted his head :"So? Are you satisfied with the hands of your soon-to-be boss, darkling?"
Groaning with face in the dirt, she weakly gave a thumbs up :"G-glad to be on board... boss... hah..." Before her hand fell limp.
Ego chuckled as he patted her head :"Take a rest. You need it. We'll deal with the paperwork afterwards." Hearing rapid footsteps, he smirked :"About time."
Looking back, he saw the hero who was supposed to deal with Drakken, Kim, and her sidekick, Ron, and his sidekick, Rufus.
"Whoa, what happened here?!" Ron exclaimed when he saw the destruction. The place was an ancient ruin, but things were just destroyed in the space they were.
Kim's eyes landed on the destroyed robot :"There!" Alistair smiled leisurely :"About time you all showed up." Before humming curiously :"No, wait, how did you show up so quickly all the way to Rome?
I messaged you just a few minutes ago. You sure you don't have a teleportation device or something?"
Walking up to him, they looked at the villains in surprise. Ron voiced his excitement at meeting Alistair (Ego) again :"Whoa, Alistair, did you do this?!"
"Mhm."
"You took care of them all by yourself?!"
"Hmm... well, technically."
"That's so cool! How did you do it?! Wait, no, don't tell me! I want to see it in the new episode of Predator & Savior myself! It will be in the episode, right?"
"Hahahaha, of course it will. I'll post it in a few hours."
Kim was about to say something, but immediately blushed at his smirk :"Hey, Kimmy. What's up? You doing alright?"
"Y-yeah..." She rubbed her arm shyly, her body heating up by just being around him :"I'm alright..."
"Hahahaha, glad to hear that." He winked seductively :"After all, we did have a lot of... fun. I was worried you'd be too spent and tired."
Ron looked confused :"Ha? What kind of a date did you two have to tire KP of all people?"
Alistair gave a dopey smile :"Oh, you know. The good old tapping the boo-" But Kim quickly covered his mouth :"Nothing! We, uh... w-we just thought it would be a good idea to... to exercise!
Yeah, just exercise together! You know, so I could teach him a thing of two as someone who's been doing this for a lot longer!"
"Exercise?" His muffled chuckle came, causing her to glare :"Yes, exercise!" Shaking his head in amusement, he shrugged :"Yeah, we exercised." Before licking her fingers and making her jump :"Hard, at that."
Blushing intensely, she backed away. Her legs feeling a little weak from his gaze. "A-anyway, we should take care of these two now!"
"Indeed, we should." He hummed, picking up the unconscious Shego and throwing her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. A very sexy sack of potatoes. Don't sexualize potatoes now though.
The feeling of her thick thighs against him was amazing, and he had to put —effort— into holding his hand back from groping a feel. 'Now, now, Alistair. You can't sexually harass your employee. That's no no.'
"Uhh... what are you doing?" Kim raised an eyebrow. He shrugged :"Uhh... carrying my unconscious employee/sidekick? Duh."
"Sidekick?!" They exclaimed, even the naked mole rat :"Shego?!" He smiled in amusement :"You three have a pretty interesting synergy."
Ron and Rufus smiled :"You think so?" While Kim was filled with disbelief :"Wha- don't change the subject! What are you talking about?!"
Ego shrugged :"Well, I thought since every decent superhero has a sidekick, I would get myself one too. But I have pretty high standards, not gonna lie, so I had that plan on hold until now.
And who better than the hottie who can generate energy and plasma, am I right? She's hot and amazing? I was sold the moment I saw her!"
Ron :"Hmm... not gonna lie, he —does— have a pretty good point."
Kim :"Ron?!"
Ego smirked :"Right?"
Kim :"Alistair?! You can't just hire a villain!"
Ego :"Of course I can. The only thing left is the paperwork."
Kim :"N-no, I meant- you know what I mean! She's a criminal! A villain, for gosh sakes! You can't just hire a villain!"
Ego crossed his arms as he leaned to his side, causing Shego on his shoulder to shake and have her ass rub against his face slightly :"And who decided that?" Which he loved immensely, but didn't show it.
Kim :"Uh, common sense?! Duh! She needs to be put in jail!"
Ego :"As if that is a permanent solution. Need I remind you just how many times that has happened, but she has broken out?"
Kim :"I... well..."
Ego sighed :"Listen, Kimmy, I understand your point." He patted her shoulder, and she concentrated on ignoring the warmth of his large hand :"But how about you think of this as me just monitoring her.
You know it better yourself, being the hero that deals with her and all, that Shego can't exactly be kept in a prison for long. But what if she's being monitored by me?
She won't be able to commit any crimes, and by being with me, she'll have to help out in fighting villains and helping people!
Don't you think that's a very better solution than throwing her into prison just to have her break out of it later on? And there's even a chance that she'll turn into a good guy later on and help people by herself."
Kim looked thoughtful, not disregarding his solution, but also reluctant to agree :"Well, that does sound good, but still... what do you think, Ron?"
Ron smiled :"Honestly, I think that's the best idea ever! But wait, Alistair, I thought Ben was your sidekick? Or the other way around?"
Ego chuckled, shaking his head :"Ben isn't my sidekick, he's his own superhero and a partner I can rely on. Sidekick is someone who sticks with you at all times, and we're not like that, as you can see.
Who knows when me and Ben might go our separate ways when I want to explore the universe. And besides, Ben already has his own sidekick."
Ron :"Really?! Who?!"
Ego :"Who else but Gwen. She's pretty awesome in her own right, you know? And who knows when she'll get a power up to help Ben."
Ron :"Ooh, his cousin? Well, there was that episode where she actually beat up Dr Animo's giant bird, so I guess that makes sense! Then there's grandpa Max too, the coolest character ever!"
Ego chuckled :"You've got that right. So? Kim? What do you think?"
Groaning to herself, she gave up with a sigh :"Oh, whatever! Alright, you can keep her!" Causing him to smile brightly :"Yay! Don't worry, I'll feed her and take care of her properly!"
"What is she, your pet-" She pouted, before quickly stopping when she saw his mischievous grin, causing her to blush :"You know what, don't answer that."
As he snickered to himself, she pushed her hair behind her ear shyly :"B-but there's a condition if you want her to stay with you!" Clearing her dry throat, she handed over her personal phone :"Y-you need to update me on her behavior on the daily."
Ego looked at her with mild surprise, before smirking :"Are you asking for my number right now?" Causing her blush to intensify :"N-no! I-I told you, i-it's just for keeping an eye on her!"
Chuckling at her antics, he grabbed her phone and saved his number :"As adorable as always." Making her restrain a smile at the compliment as he handed back her phone :"I'll call you later then."
"H-hm." She coughed with a nod, taking her phone and trying to hide her excitement as she looked down at the saved number, "Daddy Biggus Dickus♥️".
Face heating up like a volcano, she quickly turned it off before Ron could see. Laughing loudly at her reaction, Ego began to walk away after absorbing the Drakken's robot into the Techtrix :"Smell ya later, guys!"
As he left and Kim opened her phone to change his name, Ron quickly tried to look at her phone :"Oh, did he actually give his number?! Did he?! Did he?!"
She quickly hid her phone, pushing him away :"Give me some space so I can take a look!" Making him frown :"Jeez, what's with you?"
"N-nothing." She quickly changed his name to "Alistair", before hesitating and changing it shyly again "♥️Alistair♥️" and giggling cutely to herself.
Ron and Rufus looked at each before shrugging with smirks :"Guess we got ourselves some teasing material, Rufus." With the naked rat nodding :"Yeah!"
(A/N: You know what, I hadn't expected this to happen, but what do you think about making Kim the female lead, and Charmcaster becoming his sidekick like Shego?
Or maybe both become his lovers🤔? I know I've said it multiple times that I hate harems, but that's harems with over five lovers, which just doesn't function realistically. But as I've said, two, three lovers at —most, MOST—, is just polygamy, which can be pretty common. I'll just leave it to you, since I'm not wasting brain power on it.)
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1) Charmcaster/Hope
2) Kim Possible
3) Both
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Making his way to the exit of the catacombs, Ego smirked :"So since when are you going to pretend to be unconscious?"
When he didn't receive a response, he delivered a slap to her phat ass :"As your boss, I expect an answer when I ask you something."
"Ouch!" Shego flinched, rubbing her stinging cheek as she glared at the back of his head :"And I expect to not be sexually harassed, boss!"
He chuckled :"Sorry, seriously couldn't help myself anymore. Kind of hard to contain myself when I'm holding such a sexy and gorgeous woman."
With a huff, She put her cheek on her palm. Rolling her eyes with a smile :"Fine, you're forgiven just this once. But don't think you'll be able to sweet talk your way out every time, mister!"
"Hehehe, you'd be surprised at how wrong you are."
"Whatever~. Are you planning to put me down anytime soon?"
"Hmm, let me think about it... done thinking, nah. I like this position."
"Well, I don't! It's uncomfortable!"
"Hmm, then how about this?" Moving her smoothly, he upgraded her method of moving to princess carry :"You like this instead?"
She did. But would she be Shego if she didn't retort with a smirk :"I still like walking more." Earning a chuckle as Ego winked :"Sorry, hon, but you gotta get used to things like this, cause I like spoiling the people around me."
"Hahahaha, guess I got lucky for once with a boss."
"That you did, Shego. That you did."
(A/N: Guys, if you like my writing, can you please show some love to my original book, Lunatic Dragon, as well? It's completely free, and it's about a dragon version of Alistair, so I bet you'll have fun🤗!)
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