Person at door: knock knock
Patricia: Who's there?
Person at door: Your Doctor
Patricia: Doctor who?
Doctor Phillips: ITS YOUR GOD DAMN DOCTOR COMING TO VISIT YOUR SICK FRIEND PATRICIA! OPEN UP!
Person at door: Hello~
Todd: Yes?
Person at door: Its Sher Lock
Todd: (giggling) Sherlock Holmes?
Sher Lock: No Todd. It's your girlfriend's brother who you dumped you dumbass.
Todd:(cold sweat) yea dude I'm gonna keep the door closed. Byyyyeee Felisha~
This was deliciously satisfying.
Feat. Jessica Pereyra
Love,
TheShitpostAuthor