Urban Plundering: I Corrupted The System!

Additional Hashtags #Myths (Greek, Egypt, India and more) Don't expect your usual Urban Story, buckle up for the mad and crazy ride.
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"My journey is literally being streamed by gods? Streaming! Like, what is this—Olympus Plus? Wait, hold up... Is that Perseus over there? Dude’s playing Heroes like he’s trying to reclaim his ancient glory! And... no way! Is that Cleopatra taking selfies? Seriously? Oh, come on! Chione’s here too? What’s next? Hercules hosting a gym tutorial?

This is supposed to be the modern world! Where did all these mythical A-listers even come from?

Hercules looks ready to deadlift a building. Should I be worried? Nah, no problem. You know what? I’ll just Plunder!

"When life hands you mythical gods, you rob ‘em blind!"
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How It Started?
In the Higher Realm
{Ehhh! It’s started?} an entity exclaimed.

{Yeah, but like, what the hell—she gave the golden finger to him? Of all people, someone useless and a scheming bastard?} another shot back, clearly not having it.

{Someone Immediately Stop him he's corrupting the system!} An entity roared before they could even get ready for see how had had been chosen!
___On Earth.
[System Integration... 1%
A wicked grin spread across his face. This was his chance—a chance to do something no one in those web novels and mangas and animes had ever done. To corrupt the system!

"System, this is an order from your Host. You will give me an incredible beginner package, which will include a way to change my appearance. You will have an ultimate choice function. You will create a 10x rebate or cashback feature for every cent I spend. You will assign missions and provide astronomical rewards for each one I accomplish. And finally, you will retain all your original functions, but you will not—I repeat—you will NOT dictate my path!"

He exhaled sharply, his words spilling out in a single breath like he'd rehearsed it in the mirror for weeks.

[System integration... 85%...]
[System integration... 99%...]
[Integration complete!] It ran one last time...
"Did I succeed?"
And so the journey started.
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