Bab 52: Chapter 52: Oscar's Social Death!
It was hard for Xiao Wu to believe that such a soft, feminine voice could come from a man as rough-looking as the one before her.
Tang San spoke directly to Yun Feng:
"Yun Feng, how about we go get a sausage? It's been a while since we've eaten."
Yun Feng smiled and said:
"That's no problem, and I can sense a faint trace of soul power coming from those sausages. Perhaps that vendor is a food-type soul master."
Hearing this, Tang San's eyes brightened, but then he thought of something even more amusing.
Someone dared to covet his Xiao Wu? Wasn't that just asking for trouble?
"It smells good. Let's give it a try," Tang San said, pulling Yun Feng towards the food cart.
As they got closer, they noticed that the vendor was about the same height as them. The cart had a wooden sign that read "Sausage Special."
When the vendor saw them approaching, he enthusiastically said:
"Want a sausage? Oscar's Sausages—honest and true, guaranteed flavor!"
Yun Feng smiled and said:
"Uncle, please give me five sausages."
The vendor's face stiffened.
"What did you call me?"
Yun Feng casually replied:
"I called you uncle. Is that a problem?"
The vendor gave a bitter smile:
"Of course, it's a problem, a big one at that. Brother, I'm only fourteen, and you called me uncle?"
"Uh... you're only fourteen?" Tang San looked at the vendor, shocked.
The vendor confirmed:
"Yes, my name is Oscar, I'm fourteen, and I'm a student at Shrek Academy. Just because I'm a bit hairy doesn't mean you should call me uncle."
Tang San was speechless. Looking at Oscar's thick beard, he thought to himself that calling him hairy was a bit of an understatement.
"Are you really only fourteen?" Tang San asked, unable to hold back.
Oscar nodded and said:
"Absolutely, I'm a student here. Ask anyone, they'll tell you I'm fourteen."
Tang San thought to himself, "A fourteen-year-old with such a beard? That's quite something."
Oscar then picked up four bamboo skewers and strung five sausages, each about ten centimeters long, handing them to Yun Feng and Tang San. The sausages had been roasting on the cart's charcoal grill, emitting a rich aroma.
Tang San took the sausages, and after a slight tremble of his hand, handed one back to Oscar.
"Senior, please eat as well. Could you give us some tips about the assessment?"
Oscar glanced at Yun Feng and Tang San, then subconsciously glanced at Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing. His throat moved slightly before he said:
"That's no problem. I am your senior, after all."
"By the way, can I ask—what's your relationship with those two girls over there?"
Just as Tang San was about to speak, Yun Feng stepped forward and said:
"They're just friends. Why do you ask?"
Hearing this, Oscar laughed even more cheerfully. He took the sausage from Tang San and started eating it.
As Oscar chewed heartily on the sausage that Tang San handed him, Tang San couldn't help but chuckle internally.
"Eat up, eat as much as you can. Soon enough, you'll know what real trouble tastes like!"
Yun Feng shook his head. Over the years, under his influence, Tang San had become a little more devious. Of course, it could also be because Xiao Wu hadn't treated Tang San as her brother, but rather just as a regular friend.
However, Yun Feng didn't feel he had the right to criticize Tang San. He didn't consider himself a good person and was quite happy to witness this scene, as long as Tang San wasn't targeting him.
After all, Tang San came from an assassin's organization, and Yun Feng didn't want to ruin their relationship before his strength surpassed Tang San's.
But if Tang San ever tried anything underhanded, it wouldn't work—Yun Feng had A Yin with him, whose soul power could easily detect and warn him of any dangers in advance. So Yun Feng wasn't too concerned.
Oscar, after eating the last bite of his sausage, was just about to start boasting, when suddenly a strange noise came from his stomach.
"Grumble—"
Oscar laughed awkwardly but didn't pay it much mind.
"Junior brothers, I—"
"Grumble, grumble—"
Something was very wrong—seriously wrong!
"Juni—"
Before Oscar could finish his sentence, he felt his intestines moving too smoothly, and his sphincter was having a hard time keeping up.
"Poof—"
At that moment, Oscar realized—this wasn't just gas!
Never trust a fart!
A foul stench quickly filled the air as an unidentified brown substance dripped down Oscar's loose pant legs.
"Poof, poof—"
"Poof, poof, poof—"
Like a symphony, the sounds kept coming from Oscar's body.
The other applicants turned their attention to Oscar.
Seeing his despairing face and the yellow substance on his pants, they were all dumbfounded. This was social death!
It was no different from defecating in public!
Actually, no—it was defecating in public!
Seeing everyone covering their mouths and noses, their brows furrowing, Oscar finally realized what was happening.
He first tried to cover his rear, then decided to cover his face instead, shedding a tear of regret. Glancing at Tang San, he quickly ran away.
But he fled in a rather awkward manner, nearly hobbling, and as he ran, yellow substances continued to trail behind him.
Yun Feng, watching the scene, couldn't help but feel a little disturbed.
"Tang San, that was harsh!"
Tang San smiled nonchalantly and said:
"You know me. Over the years, how many mischiefs have we gotten into together? This is nothing."
Yun Feng nodded, realizing he had come to know Tang San well over the years.
After six years in Notting City, Yun Feng had unwillingly joined Tang San in his schemes.
"But Oscar seems to be a student here. Shouldn't we be worried?" Yun Feng asked, confused by Tang San's nonchalance.
"You've already done it, and now you're worried?" Yun Feng thought.
However, to placate Tang San, Yun Feng said:
"Don't worry. He's a food-type soul master, and with such a big embarrassment, he chose to run away. Are you really afraid of him?"
Tang San shook his head and smiled:
"Maybe before, but now that you've become a Soul Elder, and considering how many geniuses we have, do you really think this academy would kick us out?"
"Besides, with Xiao Wu and me here, do you really think they'd dare?"
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