Bab 753: 620, Boss, am I very stupid? [Second update]_1
After finishing, Di Tian suppressed the discomfort in his heart and said with a dark face, "Did you see that clearly? Pretend to pick up a soul bone, turn around after picking it up, and imitate the gestures I just made. In the end, say 'There are so many soul bones here, I'll be waiting for you all,' and make sure your tone is cute. Record a complete video."
Bi Ji squatted on the ground, shaking her head dumbly, "I didn't. I need to watch it a few more times to remember it."
"What??!!"
Di Tian exploded with a shout.
He had already demonstrated it to this silly goose over twenty times before this!
Immediately, Bi Ji closed her eyes in pain and raised her hands to cover her ears, "It's so loud!"
Realizing that his behavior might not have been very gentlemanly, Di Tian coughed twice and said, "Then you must pay attention, I'll do it a few more times, just a few more times."
After fifty times.
Bi Ji said solemnly, "Okay! I've learned it!"
Di Tian lay on the ground, feeling lifeless, "You've finally learned it. If you hadn't, I would have either been sickened to death by myself or vomited myself to death. Why do cute gestures made by girls seem so nauseating when I do them..."
At this moment, a little cutie suddenly appeared.
Bi Ji poked her head over, her face blocking Di Tian's view of the sky.
"Boss, are you going to die?"
"Not...not yet..."
With his face flushed, Di Tian's eyes widened. Suddenly, he felt that his recent sacrifice had been worthwhile.
"Then can you help me shoot it? Isn't this a task from our master?"
"Alright!"
Di Tian immediately got up and laid out a few soul bones on the ground, everything ready, now he was just looking forward to Bi Ji's splendid performance.
But the smile on his face quickly froze, as if someone had just fed him crap.
Bi Ji's gestures looked as if all the joints in her body had rusted for hundreds of years, with her hands and feet not seeming to belong to her. Her smile was completely unnatural, as if there were a gun pointed at the back of her head.
Suppressing his restless mind, Di Tian asked with a smile, "Why are you extending three fingers in the middle when you do the scissors hand gesture?"
Bi Ji's face tensed up, and she hurriedly retracted her middle finger, leaving only the index and ring finger, "Is this correct?"
Di Tian: "..."
Once again feeling lifeless, he laid back on the ground.
Why...why is there someone in this world who can't even do the scissors hand gesture right?
It's supposed to be as simple as yawning.
Why? Why??!
Why do cute creatures doing cute gestures end up not cute at all, but rather weird!
"I'm sorry, Boss, I'm a little nervous."
Bi Ji stood there helplessly, speaking softly.
Di Tian sat up again, took a deep breath, and said, "Forget it, you don't have to do any cute gestures anymore. Just record a clip of you picking up soul bones. As for the lines, just say whatever you want."
Bi Ji nodded.
So the filming task resumed.
Di Tian sat there and watched as Bi Ji, through the camera lens, tiptoed towards the soul bones on the ground, picking one up to put it in her arms, and as she did another would fall out. When one fell, she would pick it up again.
After picking them up, she ran over with the soul bones in her arms, but the ones she had just held fell out again during the run.
The clumsy Bi Ji was so foolishly embarrassed that her eyes reddened. Yet, she still followed the spirit of professionalism and said to the camera, "Soul bones, soul bones, big and plenty, I love soul bones, super like..."
Click.
The video ended.
Di Tian watched the video over and over again, then sent it to Bi Ji through a private message, deciding to use this video.
He understood that it was not because of the cuteness that he liked Bi Ji, but because of her silly and dumb appearance that he found her cute.
Isn't that the reason why he liked her?
"Boss, am I very stupid?"
Bi Ji had picked up all the soul bones that had just fallen and was handing them to Di Tian when she asked this question.
"Have you picked up all the soul bones?"
"Yes, I have."
Di Tian looked back and saw that there were still two soul bones on the ground behind Bi Ji, shining brightly.
"Picked up all"
Di Tian: "… Well, you're not that dumb. At least you know to come home when it rains, that's already better than a lot of people."
Goose Goose tilted its head, as if pondering.
"Should I come home when it rains? Oh! I'll remember that!"
"..."
Di Tian: "...Forget it, let's talk about how to post this video. That's one of the things I'm teaching you today."
"Okay!"
"I hope I can teach you before it's my turn to attack..."
"What did you say?"
"Nothing, I didn't say anything."
…
Divine Realm.
The Life Goddess brought several gods, including the Destruction God, to a place.
There was a very thick tree that several people could not embrace together. Its green leaves were extremely luxuriant, covering the scene above so densely that no light could penetrate.
Life: "This is my real body, the Ancient Life Tree. If we can borrow the Divine Power of us five Law Enforcers, along with the lingering aura of Dragon God's power, we might be able to use the Ancient Life Tree as a medium to open the passage to a specific realm."
Evil: "The Ancient Life Tree actually has this ability, but isn't our power enough?"
Life: "No, the Dragon God is much stronger than us, so his power must be involved. The Dragon Pillar was once his weapon, and the power it retains is enough to make up for our deficiencies."
Destruction looked deeply at Life and said in a heavy voice, "If I'm not mistaken, this will consume your lifespan, right?"
Life was stunned for a moment, then forced a cheerful smile, "This bit of lifespan is nothing to me, just a drop in the bucket. I am the longest-lived god in the Divine Realm."
Destruction: "Huh? Just a little? Are you sure it's only a little?"
Asura God frowned, "Life, tell the truth."
Life's expression became serious: "I am telling the truth. That's the decision. I will spare no effort to borrow the Dragon Pillar from Lin Yi, just wait for my news. We must give an explanation for the Rakshasa God's matter, as it concerns the future of our Divine Realm."
Evil: "When will you borrow it?"
The Life Goddess gazed into the distance towards Soul City, "I'll go now, just me alone. You don't need to follow."
She was suddenly held back by Destruction, whose expression grew solemn, "Wait until that kid's reward comes out before we decide. What if it's another dangerous type of reward?"
…
"Martial Soul True Body!"
A host of golden scales densely gathered toward Little Golden Crocodile.
He repeated the offensive skill from last time. This little one never cared about whether the damage was downgraded, his recent attacks always relied on the ninth soul skill, regardless of whether there were any other enhancement skills to accompany it.
The attack ended.
"Gurgle, gurgle—"
Little Golden Crocodile looked down at its round belly and pointed to its stomach, "Senior Lin Yi, it's hungry!"
Lin Yi: "Oh."
Was this little one's stomach a bottomless pit?
The one who could inherit the position of the God of Gluttony must be him.
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