(A/N: My reaction to who people imagine themselves as in NTR hentai.
As the guy who the FML cheats WITH :"Isn't that the whole point?"
As the guy who FML cheats ON :"Oh, hell no!"
As the FML :"*Confused screaming*"
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"Kyaaa!" The high pitched screaming of the parrot echoed, with the Tennysons and Alistair hot on its tail with the RV. The cousins didn't look so good though. They both looked a bit shaken. After all, which ten year old wouldn't be scared after seeing such a bloody thing?
They watched a frog get mutilated from the inside out, then watched a hamster get slaughtered. It was a surprise how the two weren't taking turns puking their guts out in the restroom. Though Gwen wasn't showing it much, since she was researching on who they were up against.
"Ah, just like the good old days before I retired." Max attempted to help them relax. Didn't help much, but Gwen tried to relax :"So exactly what kind of plumber were you, grandpa?" Alistair smirked as the old man tried to fix his mess :"Uh, a darn good one. By the way, Al, what was that in the mall? Don't you think you went a bit... overboard there?"
"I'm sorry, grandpa Max, but I don't know what got over me." The noiret sighed :"I like animals, you know that. The frog one thing, but I wouldn't have attacked the hamster so viciously normally. But when I was being looked at like that, like it thought of me as food, something made me really angry. Even now, remembering it really, seriously annoys me."
"Like you were considered prey..." Max mumbled, glancing at the Nemetrix. He had a hunch, but he really hoped that wasn't the case. "Bingo!" The redhead suddenly cheered :"5 years ago, Dr Animo was a promising researcher in veterinary science, but it turned out he was doing all these twisted genetic experiments where he was mutating animals, and when he didn't win some big prize called the verities award, he flipped out. Anything about this sound familiar, Ben?"
She raised an eyebrow at the boy sitting across from her, who just glared and focused on not hurling when remembering the scenes from a while ago, confusing Max, who didn't know about Ben's stunt. The parrot they were following let out a shriek loud enough for them to hear, before it flew into the jungle of buildings, losing the followers.
Ben :"We've lost him. He could be going anywhere in Washington, DC."
Gwen :"Or Washington, BC."
Alistair, rolling his eyes :"God, that's so bad. He fails at making prehistoric puns so bad."
Ben :"That's it! I know where he's going!"
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"The natural history museum." Walking up to the entrance of the museum, Ben picked up a large feather beside the broken wall. "Something tells me we're on the right track." Max smiled :"Good thinking, Ben."
Gwen, smiling :"Guess even a doofus can surprise you once in a while."
Ben, smiling :"And you should know."
Alistair, smirking :"If this is going where I think it's going, I'm going to have a lot of fun."
Gwen, raising an eyebrow :"And where exactly are you thinking this is going?"
Alistair :"Oh, nothing. Just a little clash of the titans."
They walked in, looking around at the numerous fossils. Searching for the lunatic scientist. Ben found an empty box, before they saw Animo messing with his DNA Transmodulator, who noticed them :"You are very persistent. I hate persistent."
Ben :"We all know about you and your freakazoid experiments, Dr Animo. It's over."
Animo :"Oh, but it's only just begun. See, I only needed a few components to push my work into phase 2: the reanimation of dormant cells."
Ben, confused :"Uh, does this guy come with subtitles?"
Alistair :"He's saying he can revive the dead now."
Ben :"Oooh! He could have just said that."
Animo :"Smart, boy, that's right. Breathing life back into that which has been long since lifeless. Observe!"
Twisting the machine on his chest, the horns of his helmet glowed, before electricity was shot at the fossil of the woolly mammoth beside him. It glowed brightly, before its eyes glowed red, and a menacing roar was ripped out of its chest. Causing the shocked group to take a step back.
"[Unidentified DNA detected, proceeding to scanning. New non-sentient species and predator DNA unlocked: Mammuthus Primigenius (Woolly Mammoth) and Smilodon Populator (Sabertooth Tiger).]"
(A/N: Pay attention to this detail, "species", not "alien". This will be important, since it means just an animal or such has been scanned. Not a sentient being, just a non-sentient being that isn't classified as a predator. So just normal space animals.)
'Oooh, It can even do this?! Sweet!'
"Behold the genius that is Dr Animo." He smiled smugly, before running away. Alistair said dryly :"He really likes saying that, doesn't he?" Before Gwen spoke up nervously :"Now would be a really good time to go hero and hunting, boys."
"No duh." Ben nodded seriously :"Al, I'll leave Animo to you and them. I'll take care of jumbo." Slamming down the Omnitrix, he turned into a hulking red figure with four arms :"Let's wrestle!" And ran at the huge mammoth.
(A/N: You know, Fourarms's size is seriously inconsistent. At some point, he's somewhat bigger than an adult. At another point, Max is less than half his height. Which one do you think is the size of Alistair's Hecatoncheires ಠ◡ಠ? It's the name of the hundred handed giants of Greek mythology. Hope you like the name.)
Grabbing the tusks of the giant, he forced it to the ground (A/N: and mounted him-), opening the way for the others. The trio left the mammoth to Ben, but we're stopped by the shrieking, mutated parrot. Just as Alistair was about to transform, Gwen grabbed the spear of the ancient human figure, spinning it before she slammed it on the parrot's head.
After the second hit, which destroyed the spear, the parrot took a run for it. Shrieking in pain. The redhead looked back at the surprised duo, and smirked at the noiret :"You two doofuses aren't the only ones with skills."
Max and Alistair looked at each other, before shrugging and following after her. They found Animo again. Just this time, aiming at a Tyrannosaurus Rex. In their shocked eyes, the smirking lunatic caused all the flesh and cells of the ancient beast to return in only a matter of moments.
"[Unidentified DNA detected, proceeding to scanning. New predator unlocked: Tyrannosaurus Rex.]"
It stepped off of its platform, causing the ground to shake, before it roared at the trio. Animo got on top of the obedient dinosaur, laughing haughtily :"I'd love to stay, but I need to claim the award I so richly deserve!"
"Ah, Alistair, do you want to continue our argument of if your T-Rex is stronger than an actual Tyrannosaurus Rex or not?!" Gwen turned to the smirking boy :"Do you even need to ask? Sorry, Animo, but you're not going anywhere! Instead, how about you pick someone your own size?!"
Pushing the Nemetrix down, the bright red light illuminated the place, before the giant Kaosseffexx Ultimasauria, the predator of Humungousaur, a dinosaur with four legs and six small arms appeared. The dinosaurs stood face to face, ready to brawl.
But there was a problem. Alistair hadn't gone full size. It was an ability that wasn't used in the original, since there was no need to go anything but the max size when the goal was to hunt. Khyber wasn't one to fool around, after all. He wasn't one to play around, he wanted to hunt.
But Alistair had found out about this ability when he had first transformed. The Kaosseffexx Ultimasauria can alter its size like the Vaxasaurians. It was how it was sometimes bigger than its actual size in other times. So knowing this, Alistair had held back while as T-Rex.
(A/N: I know it's just because of mistakes and whatnot in the show, but I wanted an actual clash of the titans between a prehistoric dinosaur and an alien dinosaur. Not just "T-Rex slapped it, Tyrannosaurus Rex died" kind of fight. And the ability is cool too, so I hope you like it.)
After all, it wasn't everyday that he could fight an actual dinosaur. He wanted to fight. He wanted to feel the violence. He wanted that smoke. And he wanted to feel what it was like to hunt down one of the most powerful predators of his planet ever. But he couldn't do that while in the normal size of T-Rex. After all, in that case, Animo's T-Rex would be tiny compared to T-Rex.
Just like the average Tyrannosaurus Rex, Animo's T-Rex was around 40 feet (12.1m) in length and 12 feet (3.65m) in height. However, Alistair's T-Rex, the predatory species of Vaxasaurians, was on a whole nother size. 70.9 feet (21.6m) in length, 43.6 feet (13.3m) in height. The poor Tyrannosaurus Rex would look like a child in front of T-Rex.
It was no surprise. The Tyrannosaurus Rex was the same size as the Vaxasaurians, which looked tiny in front of T-Rex. There had been instances where Tyrannopede had fit Humungousaur entirely in its mouth. So the Tyrannosaurus Rex looking small compared to it would really not be a surprise.
Also, thanks to T-Rex's body being so dense that even Vaxasaurians, being that can pick up and toss To'kustars (Way Big), can't hold them up for long, there was no chance for the Tyrannosaurus Rex to even put up a fight.
(A/N: Now you understand what I mean by "T-Rex slapped it, Tyrannosaurus Rex died"?)
"What in blazes?!" Animo grew shocked. He had seen the boy transform, but hadn't expected him to turn into an actual dinosaur. Growling, Rex roared at T-Rex. He roared back, loud enough to shake the place, and nearly enough to burst everyone's eardrums if he hadn't held back. Their intentions were obvious, so they didn't waste time.
They launched at each other, and Alistair managed to bite its upper mouth and nose. The dinosaur roared in pain, trying to get him off and biting at T-Rex's jaw in its mouth. Shaking and turning violently, Rex managed to get away, but not before T-Rex dug into its flesh and tore it when Rex pulled away.
Angered, it went for his neck immediately. And T-Rex, inexperienced, was grabbed by the neck. Fangs were pressured to dig into him instantly, and he roared in pain. Twisting and turning, it tried to get away. But the bite and jaw strength of Rex was monstrous.
"You all o- what the heck?!" Fourarms rushed in, just to see two dinosaurs fighting. But one look at the Nemetrix symbol, and he understood what was happening :"Alistair? Geez, things got pretty messy when I wasn't around."
"Uh, hello?! Aren't you going to help him?!" Gwen said in disbelief. However, the Tetramand simply folded his arms, smirking :"Do you actually think he needs or wants help? Look at that smile." He was correct. When Max and Gwen looked, they saw T-Rex smiling excitedly, hungrily as he gave a sharp twist, freeing himself before he struck Rex with his thorny tail.
Causing several deep wounds to open on its side, before he charged and slammed into Rex. The horn on his head stabbing into it, before he was knocked down. "W-whoa!" Animo screamed, falling as Rex hit the ground. With no hesitation, T-Rex went for its neck, causing Rex to roar in pain. Thrashing around to escape.
"No! Nooo, I won't let you!" Animo shouted, activating his DNA Transmodulator. But was stopped by two sets of arms restraining him :"Oh, no, you don't!" Fourarms kept him out of the fight between the titans.
"Ro... aaa... r..." Its newly gained life slowly left it with each second. And finally, with a sharp twist and foot on its body for support, T-Rex snapped Rex's neck clean off its body. Spitting away the severed head, T-Rex roared into the sky, announcing his victory as hopelessness took over Animo :"No... my rightful prize..." Causing Fourarms to smack his head :"Oh, shut up already, you obsessed idiot. Now I get why those two are annoyed with me."
(A/N: You know, I'm surprised how there's basically no Secret Saturdays fanfics around. Not even oneshots. You'd honestly expect a lot with how how Drew Saturday is. Guess who's going to show up in the future ಠ‿ಠ. Just to help with Alistair's researches, nothing else ಠ◡ಠ.)
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"Let me go!" The handcuffed Dr Animo struggled as he was escorted by the police :"I deserve that award! I've got it coming to me! I want it!" Forced into the car, he saw Ben looking at him, conflicted :"For some reason, that sounds kind of familiar."
"You?!" Animo's eyes landed on Alistair, who smirked when he met his eyes :"All because of you freaks! I was going to succeed and get what I rightfully deserve! And I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling freaks!"
'Kukuku, is that a Scooby Doo reference?'
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"I didn't get that cold sumo slammer card, but at least we snagged a trophy from Animo." Inside of the moving RV, Ben smirked, leaning back in his seat :"Plus, I guess saving the city from Dr wacko is its own reward." Max chuckled :"Of course. Don't forget, Ben, being a hero isn't about others knowing you did something good, it's about you knowing you did something good. Being a hero is its own reward."
"Grandpa, was that a quote from one of the greeting cards in the Megamart?" Ben snickered, causing Max to chuckle :"Hey, I have to expand my knowledge one way or another. After all, nobody knows everything. You learn something new every minute, and your thirst for knowledge grows as you grow." He looked at Alistair's reflection in the mirror :"Like what Al's doing right now."
They all turned to look at Alistair, -not Max, his eyes were on the road- who was now in his Cerebrocrustacean form, the super smart alien with one nonillion (10^30) IQ, named Brainstacean by him. With the curtain closed so he wouldn't be seen from the other drivers, he was inspecting the DNA Transmodulator he had taken from Animo. Unharmed, mind you. He wanted to study it, after all. Like how he was doing so currently.
(A/N: I just noticed his name was Braintacean and not Brainstacean, which I had intended to be since it sounded like brain station. I fixed it though.)
"Most fascinating." He said intellectually, with high vocabulary :"A device which enables a species to evolve decades, and mind I say, centuries in a matter of moments. However, its instability causes drawbacks such as the cells and DNA of the creatures being unable to adapt to such a rapid evolution. Which results in the mutations we have observed previously.
I would have most definitely not expected a human to be able to invent a device such as this. It wouldn't be no surprise if a Cerebrocrustacean such as I, or a Galvan, who are of the most advanced intellectual beings in the universe, were to invent this.
But it is most surprising that a low intelligent being such as a human was able to make this device. Even though it is so faulty. And unflattering in appearance. But still! Its effects and technology makes up for its shortcomings. And with the intelligence of a being such as I, fixing those errors and faults and turning this device into its perfect version would be nothing."
Ben, mumbling :"I really don't like it when he speaks like that."
Gwen :"Wait, did you just say the names of species of your aliens?!"
Brainstacean :"Hm? Of course, my dear friend. Does it come as that much of a surprise for you for me to achieve such a small feat?"
Gwen :"But how?"
Brainstacean :"Simple, I just accessed the information archives of the device I possess. Learning about the names, strengths and weaknesses of my aliens and predators was nothing after that."
Ben :"You can do that?!"
Brainstacean :"Le gasp! How could you possibly presume that I wouldn't be able to perform such little action, my dear partner, just because your intelligently inferior Galvan form wasn't able to? I take great offense to your accusations and underestimation of my intelligence."
Ben :"Galvan? Which one is that?"
Max :"I think he's talking about Grey Matter."
Ben :"Oh, that makes sense. Wait, you're not smarter than me! I'm smarter while I'm Grey Matter!"
Brainstacean, smirking :"The evidence of me being 10 to 0 ahead of you in our chess matches speaks differently, my boy."
Ben, glaring :"Grr..."
Gwen :"Okay, enough arguments about which one of you dweebs is smarter. Al, do you think it was a good idea to take Animo's weird machine and not give it to the police instead?"
Brainstacean :"Le gasp! How could you have such foolish ideas, Gwendolyn?! I thought you would be the smart one among you two cousins. Did you truly presume I would hand over such an advanced and interesting device to some low intelligent beings, who I would typically call buffoons, like humans? I was offended enough with how Ben treated it so carelessly! It's simply not possible for me to hand over such an interesting device to someone else!"
Gwen :"Geez, alright! Relax, I'm sorry!"
Ben :"You turned out to be a lot bigger bookworm than I had thought, you know? You even collected pieces of that giant robot we took down. What do you want to do with these anyway?"
Brainstacean :"Oh, nothing. I just simply want to learn how it works and how to improve it so that no side effects or mutations will occur anymore. Which, for your information, I had finished doing so mere moments after I began studying it. Ahem ahem, *impersonating a certain lunatic* such is the genius of Alistair!"
"Hahahaha!" They all laughed, before Brainstacean smiled :"By the way, it is most admirable that you have such a mindset about what we did, my dear partner. So I assume we won't be hearing anymore of your complaining about not being rewarded?"
"Nah, I'm good. After all, what better reward than saving lives?" Ben kicked back and relaxed, smiling :"A stupid cardboard is nothing in front of somebody's life. And I can collect them later on too."
His relatives smiled, but Brainstacean smirked :"Then I presume you wouldn't like these either?" Confusing Ben when he took out a box he had hid. Walking to their table, he put the box in front of him.
Ben :"What's this?"
Brainstacean :"A box? I didn't think you would be mentally challenged to the degree to ask such questions, Ben."
Gwen snickered.
Ben, glaring :"I know what it is! I meant what is in the box?!"
Brainstacean :"A black hole the size of 1 nonillion suns, like my brain. What do you think, genius?"
Gwen started laughing loudly.
"Oh, whatever! Screw you, I'll just open it-" And when he did so, his jaw fell open in pure shock. Sumo slammer cards. Filled to the brim. He even saw several gold ones among them. Stiffly, eyes wide open, he turned to look at the smirking Brainstacean :"I saw them when I was escaping from the scene in Megamart previously as a Vulpimandor. I couldn't see their colors however, so I just took them all since I didn't want to miss any rare ones. You're most welcome."
"Dude, you're the best!" Jumping to his feet, Ben hugged his massive head :"Seriously, thanks so much! You have no idea how much I wanted a gold sumo slammer card! But now I have a bunch of them! Thanks a lot, I owe you one!"
"Hahahaha, you're most welcome, my friend." He patted his back. Max and Gwen smiled at the wholesome scene, before they stopped hugging. Ben sat down excitedly :"Whoa, look at these! I wonder which ones are there!"
"Well, I'm happy to see you like the gift." Brainstacean smiled before turning away :"Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be spending my remaining time in my highly advanced intelligent form on useful things."
"Hahahaha, like what, big brain?" Gwen smirked. Looking back, Brainstacean smirked back :"Oh, nothing. Just learning, observing, to see if I can create something I have in mind. And to do that, I need to make the best of my time at all times."
'And I would like to see if I can use Animo's DNA Transmodulator on my own aliens and predators. To see if I can make them stronger. To see if I can evolve them. To see if I can turn them into their evolved, ultimate forms! Hahahaha, hahahahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
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