Bab 205: 35
Chapter thirty five: There is something I forgot…
"Hell yeah!" – talks.
'Art is a blast!' – thoughts.
"Know your role!" – Yamato/Rebellion.
"Katsu!" – demonic/jutsu.
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Moon Country. Naruto's camp…
"Naruto's back?" Yugito asked hopefully. "Where is he?"
Neji frowned. "He's… in the hospital…"
"Something happened to him?" She asked again.
"No, not to him…"
"Oh…" Yugito understood.
"Yeah, oh…"
Kumogakure. Raikage's office…
"Raikage-sama! Raikage-sama!"
"What is it?" The village leader asked.
"Important message, Raikage-sama!" His assistant stated. "Ranked top secret!"
"Who is it from? Naruto-sama?"
"I don't know, I didn't open it."
"Very well." The Raikage took the letter. "You may leave."
The assistant nodded and left.
"Let's see…" The Raikage took out the letter. "What the…"
"Raikage-sama!" He read. "This is Takedo Kusakabe, third strike squad! I'm writing this letter to you, because I believe you must know this… And also because I think everyone will try to hide this fact from you…"
Raikage's eyes narrowed. 'What fact?'
"…Yesterday your brother was severely injured in battle…" Ay paled at this, but continued to read anyway. "But that's not what I'm going to tell you. Your brother was fatally injured, yes. He had no chance of survival, yes… But then Naruto-sama returned…"
'So he has succeeded!' His enthusiasm quickly disappeared when he read the next line.
"…He returned… and I saw with my own eyes how he drained Kirabi-sama's soul!"
Raikage's jaw fell. 'This… This couldn't be right! That's a lie!'
"I assure you, I was just as shocked as you are probably right now. You know me; I was loyal to you and Kumogakure my entire life! I will never betray my home village! And I won't ask you to do anything. I just thought you need to hear about it."
The Raikage clutched his head in shock and pain.
'Kirabi is dead… And Naruto-sama has drained his soul!' He thought. 'How is that possible?! I… I can't…'
CLICK.
Man's eyes opened wide in sudden realization.
"I remember… I remember everything!" He said and glared. "Uzumaki Naruto!"
Moon Country. Royal palace…
"So, Tsuchikage-sama has departed…" Shikamaru concluded.
"Yeah." Temari replied. "He said that with the battle over he had no real reason to stay here personally… and quite frankly, it's my time to leave too…"
Nara's eyebrows rose. "You're leaving too?"
"Gaara ordered me to return immediately after the battle…"
"I see…"
"Don't worry, you still have the army." She tried to cheer him up.
"Yeah… You should go then. I don't think your brother likes to wait."
The girl chuckled. "No, he actually doesn't."
"I thought as much. Be careful on your way."
She smiled. "Don't worry; I can take care of myself." Temari said, leaving the room.
"That's what I was afraid you'd say…" Shikamaru muttered, resting his head on his fist.
"Ah, Shikamaru-dono." The king walked into the room.
"Michirou-dono." The commander nodded.
"So… You actually managed to win this battle…"
Shikamaru frowned. "I have to be honest with you, Michirou-dono… If it wasn't for Tsuchikage-sama and his reinforcements, we would've lost… This victory has nothing to do with me…"
The king smiled kindly. "Don't underestimate yourself. You were the one who planned this fight, you were leading our forces and don't forget that it was you who took down that… beast."
"Maybe…"
"So, what will happen now?" Michirou asked.
"Now?" Shikamaru asked back. "I don't really…"
PUFF.
"Wha…?" The king asked in confusion.
"Shikamaru-sama?" A small toad summon called.
"I'm over here."
"Right!" The summon turned around. "I have a very bad news from the netherworld. Uzumaki Naruto has won…"
Shikamaru gasped at this.
"Oh my god…" Michirou added.
"Overlord Mundus is dead, and Uzumaki Naruto is officially the new Overlord now. Clan Coalition Army is very disturbed by that. Our attempt to stop him failed miserably. We must rethink our strategy…"
"What about Naruto?!" The sage shouted.
"Yes." The toad nodded its head. "He has returned back to the human world, and… he was really unhappy for some reason. Survivors claim that he destroyed Overlord's castle in a spit of rage…"
"Disturbing indeed…"
Moon Country. Naruto's camp…
"Naruto-kun!" Yugito tried to hug him, but the new Overlord quickly raised his hand to stop her.
"Don't." Naruto said coldly. "Is Konoha army still there?"
Neji nodded his head. "Yes. Tsuchikage, his personal guards and probably someone else have left, but almost everyone else remained."
Demon's eyes narrowed. "That is good…"
"You're planning on wiping them out?" Mei asked.
"Exactly."
"Great, I owe them one…" She got up, but…
"You're not going anywhere." Naruto stated stoically.
"Huh? Excuse me?" The Mizukage asked.
"I said you will remain here… all of you will."
Yugito fumed. "No chance in hell! I will go with you, and…"
"Shut up!" Naruto snapped, making her take a step backwards in fear. "You will all stay here simply because I can't guarantee that I won't accidentally kill you as well!" He said and disappeared in a burst of flames.
Moon Country. Royal palace…
"Disturbing indeed…"
Suddenly…
"Shikamaru-sama!"
Commander's head turned to the voice. "What is it?"
"An enemy is approaching!" The Konoha jounin stated.
Shikamaru's eyes narrowed. "How many?"
"J-Just one, sir!"
"Oh shit!"
Palace rooftop…
"Shit, shit, shit!" The commander cursed.
"What is it, Shikamaru-dono?" The king asked. "Is it someone powerful?"
"It is…" Shikamaru gritted his teeth, putting his binocular away. "It's Naruto himself…"
"Oh god…" Michirou replied.
"You must evacuate, Shikamaru-sama!" The toad summon stated. "You don't stand a chance against him!"
The sage hesitated. "…I suggest you do just that, Michirou-dono. Take your family and go."
"What about you?"
"I cannot simply leave my men to their deaths. I am staying."
The king smiled. "Then you will understand why I will stay as well."
"No time to be stubborn!" The commander exclaimed. "Think about your family! Do you want to see your son die in front of your eyes?!"
"No… Very well, I will send them away. But I myself will stay and see it to the end."
"Tch, no time for arguing…" Shikamaru muttered and looked at the summon again. "Bring message to Godaime Hokage… If I won't contact her at the end of the day, I am to be considered KIA… and the country is to be considered destroyed."
"Hai, Shikamaru-sama." The toad said and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
The commander sighed. "This is the last stage… My chance to avenge all deaths he has caused… Please forgive me, father, for I'm not coming back!"
Konohagakure no sato. Hokage's office…
"WHAT?!"
"It's true, Tsunade-sama." The slug summon confirmed. "Uzumaki Naruto was victorious. He has slain Mundus and became the next Overlord."
"Dammit!" Tsunade hit her desk. "Shizune!"
"Hai, Tsunade-sama!"
"Call Orochimaru in here! Now!"
Konohagakure no sato. Training grounds…
"That's the trick, Sakura." Sasuke explained. "You're doing pretty well; now let's try this in a real battle."
The kunoichi smiled. "Okay, bring it!"
Sasuke smiled back. "Very well." He said, using his instant move technique.
And Sakura… did the same, blocking his strike effectively.
"Well done!" Uchiha commented.
"Thanks…"
"But you shouldn't lose your concentration!"
"Whoops!" Sakura exclaimed, as Sasuke threw over his shoulder and pinned her to the ground with his body.
"Do you yield?" He asked slyly.
"Never!"
"You sure?" Uchiha's smirk widened.
"Make me!"
"Well…"
"Stop it!" Orochimaru commanded from behind.
"Come on, we were just playing…" Sasuke made an excuse.
"That's your problem!" The sannin shouted. "Naruto will not play with you! It is good that you taught Sakura your move trick, but instead of groping her afterwards, you should've attacked her with your sword, for that is what Naruto will do!"
"Yeah, sorry…" Sasuke frowned.
Meanwhile not far away…
"What are you doing?" Sai asked.
"I'm cleaning my weapons." Still unnamed girl responded. "They require constant care."
"I see…" He sat beside her. "Can I ask you a question?"
"You just did."
"Umm… Can I ask another one then?"
She rolled her eyes. "Fine, go ahead."
"What is your motive?" The ROOT shinobi asked.
The girl turned to him with a glare. "What's it to you?!"
"I…" Sai paused. "I just want to understand. Sasuke-san, Sakura-san, even Orochimaru… san; they all have motives to go after Naruto-san… But what drives you?"
She sat in silence for a few seconds. Then…
"When I was little…" The girl started. "My father told me stories about demons of ancient times. Of course I believed it to be nothing but a fairy tale… But then I learned the truth, demons do exist. How did I learn?!" She glanced at Sai. "My father killed my mother to become one…"
"There is such a way?"
"There is. I was a demon-hunter ever since. I pursued him, hunted him… killed him eventually. But I promised myself to not stop until every last demon is eliminated… But Uzumaki Naruto has to go first."
"Why?"
"Don't you get it?!" She asked back angrily. "He did the same thing my father did! He surrendered his humanity! He is the worst scum there is! And I will defeat him… even if it'll be the last thing I do…"
"I see…" Sai stated. "I guess I understand you now a little. You…"
Suddenly…
"Orochimaru-sa…n!" Shizune yelled.
"What is it?"
"Tsunade-sama requested your presence, now!"
"Well, I'll be there as soon as…"
"No! This is an emergency! You must come at once!" The medic stated.
Orochimaru sighed. "Very well. Come, all of you. I think it will be important for you as well…"
Hokage's office…
"SAY WHAT?!" Five persons yelled in unison.
"Naruto has won." Tsunade stated. "He's back here, in our world."
"Overlord…" Nameless girl muttered. "That is not good. The strongest I have fought yet was Grand demon…"
"No." The slug summon on Tsunade's desk started. "If he has defeated the Overlord, then fighting him is not an option…"
"Then what is?!" Sasuke shouted in rage.
"There are many ways. He can be sealed, cast away… stripped of his power, though that seems the most impossible choice…"
"Wait a second…" Orochimaru interrupted. "You said sealed… Sealed like Kyuubi was, or sealed like Mundus was?"
"You forgot that it was Uzumaki Naruto who destroyed Mundus's seal. As for Kyuubi… I really don't know. Naruto is probably twenty times stronger than Kyuubi now. It is unknown if a simple seal will be able to hold off that kind of power…"
"Well, that's just…"
"Tsunade-sama!" Shizune ran into the office once again.
"What is it?"
"A letter was just received!" The assistant handed the letter to the Hokage.
"Hmm… unsigned…"
"Doesn't seem to have a chakra signature…" Sasuke stated with Sharingan activated.
"Very well then." Tsunade opened the envelope… and a small ring fell in her hand. A small ring with a small note attached to it."
"Push your chakra into the ring." It stated.
"You think it can explode?" Tsunade asked.
"Hell if I know…" Orochimaru answered.
"Well, here goes then…" The Hokage did as the note said… and a black silhouette appeared in the center of the room.
"What the…?!" Sasuke exclaimed.
"You!" Tsunade shouted, preparing to crush the ring in her fist.
"Wait, don't do this!" The Raikage pleaded. "I wish only to talk."
"Why should we trust you?" Orochimaru asked.
"This ring is nothing but a transmitter. It can't do you any harm." The silhouette stated. "Besides, you will lose nothing from talking to me."
"Tsunade-sama?" Sakura muttered.
The Hokage paused. "Fine, speak then."
Ay nodded. "I have contacted you…"
"On Naruto's behalf for sure!" Sasuke interrupted.
"No." The dark skinned man shook his head. "In fact, if Naruto ever learns that I have talked to you like this, I will be executed on the spot."
"Fine, what do you want?" Tsunade asked.
"I wish to join you."
Silence.
"And you think we are stupid enough to believe that?!" The Hokage yelled.
"Wait a second…" Orochimaru interrupted. "Say, what if we do believe you… What are your reasons to switch sides?"
"You didn't understand me." The dark skinned man stated. "I said I wish to join you, not to switch sides…"
"And what is that supposed to mean?"
"That I have never been on Naruto's side to begin with."
"Bullshit!" Sasuke shouted. "You fought alongside him, called him Naruto-sama, and…"
"Genjutsu?" Orochimaru asked suddenly.
"Yes." The silhouette nodded.
"Wha…?" Sasuke's mouth fell.
"Uzumaki Naruto indeed came to me…" Ay started. "He demanded for me to step down and let him be the new leader. Now why would I ever do that?!" He exclaimed. "Uzumaki's tactic of blackmail and threats has failed… so he did the next best thing…"
"You mean put you under genjutsu?"
"Yes."
"Then how did you break from it?!" Orochimaru asked in disbelief. "I saw his illusions in action. They are really strong."
"They are…" The Raikage nodded. "But this morning I learned something that shook my entire world…"
"What was that?"
"Naruto… He has drained my brother's soul…"
"You… You mean like he did with Kyuubi?" Sasuke asked, hesitating slightly.
"Yes."
"So, what exactly do you want?" Tsunade asked.
"I want Naruto dead." Ay stated. "But that will not be an easy task…"
"You tell me…" Sasuke mocked.
"I can tell you, but it will be pointless." The dark skinned man replied. "Besides, he always has the critical option…"
"What is that option?"
"Instantly return to his base."
"Which is…"
"Here in Kumo." The Raikage stated.
"So, what do you propose?"
The silhouette nodded. "Firstly I'll ask you to understand, for I must take care of my people…"
"Get to the point."
"Very well." Kumo leader said. "My point is, even if you manage to defeat his army… and maybe even wound him somehow, he will just return here to regroup. That is what I'm offering you…"
"Trap him!" Orochimaru exclaimed in realization.
"Yes. I don't want to endanger my people, so when Naruto learns about my betrayal, he must be killed quickly."
"But you won't take our side in this war…"
"No." The Raikage stated. "I told you, I need to think of my people as well. So if Naruto wins, no one will ever know that I got free from his genjutsu. But if you win, then I will help you to finish him off."
"So all we have to do, is defeat him, right?!" Sasuke asked sarcastically. "Sure! What can be easier?!"
"Without Naruto his army will fall apart." Ay stated. "I promise you that I will withdraw all Kumo forces immediately…"
"What about Kiri?" Sakura asked.
The Raikage paused. "That will be more difficult. But if we somehow manage to take Naruto down, you have my word that I will help you settle this matter with Kiri."
"Hmm…" Tsunade exclaimed. "This is all…"
PUFF.
Small toad summon suddenly appeared…
"Tsunade-sama."
"Who are you?"
"I brought you a message from Shikamaru-sama."
"Shikamaru? Great, what's his status?" The Hokage asked.
"Our forces became victorious in the last battle, but…"
"Shikamaru won?! That's wonderful!" Sakura exclaimed.
"But he did it only because of Tsuchikage-san's intervention." The toad stated.
"So he decided to help you after all…" Ay spoke.
"So it seems." Orochimaru replied.
"However… Shortly after that Uzumaki Naruto appeared…"
Tsunade's eyes widened. "Oh my god… Evacuate all our forces!"
"Stand down, Senju Tsunade." The Raikage said calmly. "Your people are already dead…"
Moon Country. Battlefield…
"Well hello there… Shikamaru." Naruto greeted. "Why are you alone? I heard you have plenty of friends."
"They have nothing to do with this." The Konoha commander glared. "If you want to take someone's life, take mine! But you should know that I won't give it up without a fight!"
"Hmhmhm…" Naruto chuckled. "Remember that time… in the academy. Could you possibly believe that this dead last will become the world's enemy? Hm?"
"I guess not…"
"I was a good actor, ne? Making the entire village believe in how weak and useless I was? After all you believed, right?" Naruto continued.
And Shikamaru continued to glare.
"Okay, I see you're not in the mood to talk about the past…"
"Why are you here, Naruto?"
The Overlord smirked. "Isn't it obvious?"
"You're here to take your revenge on me for killing your friend." Shikamaru stated.
"Yep."
"Then kill me! Let's finish this!"
Naruto made an evil grin. "Kill you?! You think it will be enough?! Nononononono, no, no! Because of your reckless actions, I did something I never thought I would do… You made me kill my friend."
Shikamaru smirked. "Glad that you're happy."
"Oh, hahaha! Very funny!" Naruto commented and even clapped. "You know where your biggest mistake is?!"
"Let me guess, it was when I killed that rapper?!" Shikamaru asked mockingly.
"Haha, no… It was when you became a ninja." Naruto stated, making Shikamaru raise his eyebrows in surprise.
"Oh, that so?"
"Yep." Naruto nodded. "You see, in some ways, you are an even bigger failure as a shinobi than Uchiha is! I mean come on! He has his lightning shit, his quick movement shit, and…" He paused. "Oh, and of course his Sharingan shit! And what do you have?! Your shadow?! That's pathetic…"
"My analytical and strategic skills saved many lives!" Shikamaru replied.
"Oh really? But answer this, how many times your shinobi skills saved those lives?"
Shikamaru gritted his teeth.
"Ho-ho! Hit the nail, right?!" Naruto asked mockingly. "The truth is, you are a good-for-nothing coward, who always hide and strike his enemies from behind. But I kind of respect that. I would've done the same…"
"Then what's your point?"
"My point is that you can't do anything else." Naruto smirked. "In other words, you're nothing but a dropout."
"Tch, whatever. At least you're still talking shit."
"Sure! I even talk shit in my sleep! But enough of that." Naruto stated as his smile dropped. "I amused myself enough with you, trash. I should've strangled you back at the academy. But you know… When I thought about revenge while coming here, I decided that simply killing you won't be enough. Oh no! I will make you feel exactly what I have felt!" He said… and disappeared.
Shikamaru looked around. "Where did he go?"
"What?"
Commander's eyes widened. Why? Because the last question came from his own mouth... in his own voice… but he didn't say anything. At least he thought so…
"What's going on?"
"What?" Shikamaru said again without his own content.
"What is happening to…?"
"What?"
Nara glared. "Where are you, Naruto!"
"What? What? What? What? What? What?"
"What have you done to me?!"
"Ahahaha!" 'Shikamaru' laughed. "Oh my god! Nara, you've got split personalities! HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Dammit, let me go!" Shikamaru finally understood what has happened.
Naruto took possession of his body…
"And why would I do that?!" Naruto asked in Shikamaru's voice. "This is my revenge, Nara! Now you will experience everything I've felt!"
Shikamaru's eyes widened even more. "Oh no…"
Moon Country. Royal palace…
"Shikamaru-sama! You're alive!"
"Stay away from me!" The commander screamed, walking towards his subordinates.
"Commander, what are you saying?" Some shinobi asked.
"I'm saying… It doesn't matter what I'm saying! Kage Nui!"
"Gah!" The Konoha ninja gasped as his chest was pierced by Shikamaru's shadow.
"Commander! What are you doing?!"
"Run away from me!" Nara screamed again. "He possessed my body! I can't control my… my burning desire to kill Konoha people! Kage Nui!"
"Aaaah!"
Three more shinobi got cut down.
"Haha! I'm starting to like this!"
"Shikamaru-sama! Please stop!" His army started to gather around him.
Shikamaru fell to his knees, clutching his head. "Guh… Kill me!"
"What?"
"I'm ordering you to end my life!"
"But…"
"That was an order, dammit!" Shikamaru suddenly took away some guy's katana and cut this same guy down with it. "And you've failed to do it! I do not tolerate failures, bwahahahaha! For I am Nara Shikamaru! And I will conquer the world!"
"Shikamaru-sama has gone mad!"
"We have to take him down."
"Sorry, Shikamaru-sama…"
"No! Run! Run as fast as you can!" Shikamaru paused. "Because I love a good chase, hahahaha! Sit down, you motherfuckers!" He added, bringing katana up…
Another side of the palace…
"Choji-san! Choji-san!"
"Yes?" The one armed boy asked.
"It's Shikamaru-sama! He's gone mad!"
"What do you mean?"
"He is attacking our own forces!"
Choji's eyes widened. "What?!"
Back with Shikamaru… and 'Shikamaru'…
SLASH.
"Oh my god! How such a skinny guy could have so much blood?!" 'Shikamaru' asked. "Nice thing that sage energy… or whatever the fuck it's called. Could be useful… if I was a human that is…"
"Damn you, Shikamaru! I looked up to you!" Someone called. "I was…"
SLASH.
"A useless jabroni, who looked up to an even bigger jabroni." 'Shikamaru' said, withdrawing his blade from some boy's abdomen. "Don't worry; the world will not be missing you…"
"Nara Shikamaru!" Another kunoichi jumped at him from behind, bringing her sword up… only to land chest first on the tip of Shikamaru's own sword.
"Shikamaru? Where? Oh, sorry, I'm so shy when celebrities are around…"
"SHIKAMARU!" Familiar voice echoed through the area.
"Ho-ho! Look at this! The biggest piece of shit in the world!" 'Shikamaru' stated.
Choji's eyes narrowed. "What happened to you?"
Commander's eyes suddenly changed. "Choji, run! It's Naruto! He took over my body! I… I can't…" His eyes changed again. "I can't do this… without a Swedish-made penis enlarger pump! Yes, let the world know! Nara Shikamaru is an impotent!"
"Naruto." Choji glared.
"No, no! I'm Shikamaru!"
"Oh? And how did we pass through our genin test?"
"Umm…" 'Shikamaru' scratched the back of his head. "Hehe, okay, you got me… Besides, I already killed most of your little army… And when I say I killed them, I actually mean that it was Shikamaru, who killed them. After all, I didn't even lift a finger!"
Choji gritted his teeth. "Shikamaru! I know you're in there! Tell me how to remove him from your body!"
Shikamaru's eyes changed again. "I… cough… I don't know! Kill me!"
Akimichi's eyes widened. "I… I can't kill you, Shikamaru! There must be some other way!"
"Oh, there is!" Shikamaru stated and raised his hand…
Next second a long spike of darkness pierced Choji right through the heart.
"Ah…" The large boy gasped, falling forward.
"So that was the way he nailed Kirabi…" Naruto said, leaving Shikamaru's body.
"CHOJI!" Shikamaru screamed once his body was free again.
"I'm sorry… Shikamaru…" Choji muttered and his eyes slowly closed forever.
"NOOOO!" Nara screamed. "I will kill you, NARUTO!"
"So, how does it feel… to kill your friend that is…?" Naruto asked, completely ignoring Shikamaru's outburst.
"Die! Shadow Spike!"
Same beam of darkness pierced Naruto's chest.
But as if nothing happened the Overlord simply ran his hand through his hair.
"You know, you were a thorn in my ass for a very long time…" He turned around to Shikamaru, who seemingly lost it. "Do you know what I do with thorns?"
"Shin-ne, Naruto!" Shikamaru screamed. "Kage Nui!"
This time though, Naruto simply teleported behind the Konoha commander, kicked him in the back and rose Nara over his head.
"I'll kill you!" Shikamaru continued to repeat.
"I think not." Naruto replied. "Do me a favor and piss in Asuma's face for me." He added… and started to tear Shikamaru's body apart.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Nara screamed in pain as his body was slowly stretched, and finally…
"Grah!" Naruto roared, finally succeeding in ripping Shikamaru's body in two with his bare hands. The result – Shikamaru was now in two pieces, and Naruto was covered from head to toe in blood.
"Huff… Huff…" The demon panted.
"Feeling better now?" Yamato asked.
"Not really." Naruto responded.
"So, what now?"
The blond smirked. "What do you mean, 'what now'?! I haven't finished here yet!"
King's chambers…
"Amayo! What are you still doing here?!" The king asked in shock. "I told you to take Hikaru and run!"
The woman frowned. "I'm sorry, but…"
"We won't leave you, dad!" Hikaru stated.
"No, you don't understand!" Michirou shouted. "He will come, and…"
BANG.
Room's door flew open.
"Ah-ha! There's my favorite royal family!" Naruto stated, walking towards three people.
"No, stay back!" The king shouted, covering his wife and son with his body.
"HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!" Naruto stopped and laughed. "My, how sweet! A loving family… I might even feel sad about killing it…" He paused. "No, I'm just shitting you, I won't! By the way, I have killed several hundreds of people here and still haven't said FINALLY, Naruto has come back to Moon Country!" The demon shouted. 'You know, I take it back. I do feel better now!'
"Glad to hear it."
"Why are you doing this?!" Hikaru shouted. "What happened to you?!"
"Hmhmhm…" Naruto chuckled. "Why am I doing this?! How dare you, little jabroni! I saved your life, I saved your useless father's life, I saved your fucking family, I saved your damn country! And all I have asked in return was for you to aid me in this war! What do I receive?! Exactly, a spit in the face!"
The king glared. "Wasn't it you, who told me that it is the most important thing – to protect what's precious?!"
Naruto instantly teleported to Michirou and raised him by the throat.
"Hmhmhm…" The demon chuckled again. "You see, when I said that, there is something I forgot to mention…" He leaned closer and shouted right into Michirou's face. "To protect something you need to have a set of testicles! And that's what you lack!" And with that he threw Michirou to the side. "Now, tell me what you cherish most… and give me the pleasure of taking it away."
"Michirou!" The woman screamed.
"Shut your mouth!" Naruto exclaimed, backhanding her actoss the face.
"Ah!" She gasped, falling over.
"Mother!"
"Oh, no, no, no! Come here!" Naruto grabbed Hikaru by his robe. "You know, I really wanted to do this all those years ago… After you fired that stupid fake arrow in the back of my head, remember?"
Suddenly a black metallic gauntlet appeared around Naruto's right hand and then he wrapped fingers of said hand around Hikaru's head.
"No!" The woman screamed again. "Not Hikaru!"
"I said shut your mouth!" Naruto repeated.
"Guh…" Hikaru tried to struggle against Naruto's grip, but his chances to win were almost the same as his chances to spit in god's face…
"No, please not Hikaru! Take me instead!" Amayo pleaded.
"Hmm…" Naruto thought for a moment. "I think… not! HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Hikaru screamed, just before…
SPLASH.
…his head was crushed under the intense pressure of Naruto's fist.
"NOOOO!" The queen crawled to her son's now headless body. "Hikaru! HIKARU! HIKA…" She suddenly found something metallic inside of her mouth.
"I told you to shut your mouth, didn't I?" Naruto pulled the trigger…
BANG.
…And splattered woman's brains all over the wall behind her.
"No… No…" Michirou muttered in tears.
"Hmhmhm… Look at this! Now you're regretting!" Naruto mocked. "You should've worked with me! Then all this wouldn't have happened! And…" He stopped in mid sentence. "You know what, forget it! I suddenly lost all interest in this fucking country. And you…" The demon glared down at the king. "You love this Country so much?! Then you will see it right to its end!"
Two black wings instantly appeared from Overlord's back and he ascended right through the ceiling.
"What are you doing?" Yamato asked when Naruto was floating forty meters above the palace.
"What do you think?" Naruto raised his gloved hand.
"Weren't you going to keep this Country intact?"
"Fuck it! I don't need it anymore. Might as well waste it." He said as darkness started to spread from his raised hand.
"Pretty harsh on using that… They're not even summons, much less demons…"
"Nah, I just feel like using it… It has a fitting name…"
Darkness manifested in one enormous black sphere above Naruto's head.
"Well?"
"Yeah?"
"What should you say?"
Naruto chuckled. "Oh, sorry, I almost forgot… Art is a blast! Dark Revenge!" The demon thrusted his hand into the sphere and threw it down with all his might.
"3… 2… 1…"
"KATSU!"
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Well, that's it for the chapter, I hope you liked it.
What, you're waiting for the omake? Sigh, actually I was thinking about stopping writing them. It's not easy, you know. Besides, I'm low on ideas, and omakes are supposed to be funny. And to make something funny, you must have a lot of knowledge about the subject you're writing.
To tell the truth, my knowledge is running low…
Well, low on ideas or not, I still wrote this one for you. I hope you'll have fun…
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Omake: Uzumaki Naruto vs. John Cena…
The office…
Darthemius' cell phone: "I have voices in my head…"
Darthemius (Picking up his phone): "Hero may die… Yes, we're killing off heroes… Yes, we have fought Justice League… Yes, I know that, you're two hundred and thirty nineth who informs me about that! Good bye."
Diana: "Problems?"
Darthemius (Massaging his temples): "Not really… Wait a second, what are you still doing here?! And what's with that black leather outfit?!"
Diana (Smiling evilly): "Well, I'm working for you guys now, remember?"
Darthemius (Slapping his forehead): "Oh, right… And what about that thin bra and a very short skirt?"
Diana (Shrugging): "I just thought if I'm evil now, I should look evil. So, how do you find me?"
Darthemius (Tilting his head to the side): "Very… arousing… Did I just said that?"
Diana (Straddling Darthemius): "Yep, you did. Time to take responsibility!"
Darthemius (Raising an eyebrow): "Wait a second; I thought you have it for Naruto?"
Diana (Grinning evilly): "Nah, I just enjoy it when he screams like a little girl while I milk him for the sixth time."
Darthemius: "Oh…"
Diana: "Yeah. Besides, you are in my pay grade as well. Time to pay…" (Leaning closer)
Naruto (Bursting through the door): "What the fu… oh, I will come back later…"
Diana (Punching Naruto in the face): "You idiot! You ruined a perfect moment!"
Naruto (Clutching his nose): "Oww… Why must you hit that hard?!" (Standing up) "Anyway, what the fuck is going on?!"
Darthemius: "What do you mean?"
Naruto: "I mean you guys are stealing my show!"
Diana and Darthemius: "Eh?"
Naruto: "Yeah! The omake is called 'Naruto versus'! Yet somehow you guys are winning instead of me! That's unfair!"
Diana: "Stop whining, you crybaby! And besides, we are not appearing in the original story. Be thankful for that!"
Naruto (Sighing): "I guess you're right… It's still doesn't make me happy though!"
Darthemius: "Hey, guys?"
Naruto and Diana: "What?"
Darthemius: "You know, after we wasted Justice League last time, I got hundreds of messages, saying that we missed someone called Hawkgirl. Who the fuck is that?!"
Diana: "Girl with wings."
Darthemius (Slapping his face): "Should've guessed. So, who was fighting that Hawkgirl?"
Naruto: "Umm… I remember fighting a guy in red gay boots and… and… another one dressed like a clown!"
Darthemius: "They were all dressed like clowns! Specify!"
Naruto: "Well… he had stupid face…"
Darthemius: "They all had stupid…"
Naruto: "No, man! That one had more like an ass instead of a face!"
Darthemius (Nodding): "Oh yeah! Now I remember! Anyway, I remember fighting this guy with neko-ears and rubber underwear and… umm… who was that moron again?"
Diana: "Green Lantern."
Darthemius: "Yeah, that one! Which means… You missed her, girl."
Diana: "So what! Who gives a damn about her anyway?! Besides, I have a better ass!"
Naruto: "You damn right you do!"
Darthemius: "No arguments here… oh."
Naruto: "What?"
Darthemius: "Looks like we have a job."
Diana: "Great! Who's the target?"
Darthemius (Smirking at Naruto): "You won't believe this, man! It's the invisible man!"
Some rooftop…
Darthemius: "Why is it always rooftop?!"
Diana: "What, you didn't read any commix?! Good always clashes with evil on the rooftop!"
Naruto: "But why? It's dumb. Couldn't they… I don't know, go to a bar and have a drinking contest?"
Diana: "Then they would be nothing but a bunch of alcoholics!"
Darthemius: "And what's so bad about that?"
Diana: "You two are impossible! Anyway, where the hell is this guy?"
Naruto (Smiling from ear to ear): "Oh, I don't know. Maybe he's already here!"
Darthemius: "Yeah, after all, we can't see him, right?! Hahahahaha!"
Diana: "Why we can't see him?"
Naruto: "Well… because he said so!"
Diana: "And?"
Naruto: "Nope, that's it."
Diana (Sighing): "I'm starting to think that all people in this world are idiots…"
Darthemius: "Damn straight! After all, you did agree on that sex competition…"
Diana: "Why you…!"
John Cena: "Sorry, I'm late!"
Naruto: "Oh, look buddy! The champ is here!"
Darthemius: "Yeah, looks like it, but what happened? Looks like I can't see him!"
John Cena: "Oh, haha, very funny, guys. Ever tried to make a comedy movie?"
Naruto: "Nah, we have World Wrestling Entertainment for that reason. Say, Cena, why did you stop wearing orange?"
John Cena: "Well, that's because…"
Darthemius: "No, wait! I know exactly why! Did he remind you of someone when he wore orange?"
Naruto: "Sure, but do you remember this? 'I will never give up! This is my way of the ninja!'"
Darthemius: "Oh, and this one! 'I won't lose another match until I become the Hokage!'"
Naruto and Darthemius: "The champ is here DATTEBAYO! HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Diana (Rolling her eyes): "Morons. You're John Cena, right?"
John Cena: "Well, I was in the morning…"
Diana (Taking a battle stance): "Let's go then."
John Cena: "Wait a second! I can't fight against a girl!"
Diana: "You fucking sexist! Attack me, or I will get these two in your WWE!"
John Cena: "NOOOO!" (Tackling Diana off the roof with his shoulder block)
Naruto and Darthemius: "Diana!"
Diana (Flying back on the roof): "What, you forgot I can fly?"
Naruto (Sighing): "Right, what about Cena?"
Darthemius (Looking down): "I guess he can't…"
Naruto: "Oh yeah… Oh look! There's his brain… I never knew he had one…"
Darthemius: "Same here…"
Diana: "Are you guys done?"
Naruto: "Pretty much."
KO!
Winner: Dia…
Naruto: "Ahem!"
Oh, sorry… Winner: Uzumaki Naruto!
Naruto: "Ha! I won!"
Darthemius: "No, buddy, you lost." (Running away)
Naruto: "What did he mean by that?"
Diana: "Oh, he meant that it's time for my payment!"
Naruto (With wide eyes): "Oh shit…"
...
Well, that's it.
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