Bab 499: I'm not much of a cook, I'm an order maker

She would have liked to go back and nap, but while she was trying to sneak off to make - or...well. Alright. She didn't 'make' breakfast, but she did order and collect it!

She was...

Not Lyov, after all. If she tried to go and make breakfast in the literal sense, maybe even her own Snowball would abandon her.

When she first became empress she wasn't totally without skill in cooking.

If she was, she chose to selectively ignore and misremember this.

But!

Even if, maybe, it was possible...

She maybe.

Made some food, that her husbands definitely didn't just pretend to enjoy!!!

Well, her abilities had atrophied even more since then. So she just couldn't make herself food. Especially, she couldn't make Snowball any food, that would be cruel. And also!

ALSO.