Bab 278: Goblin, Goblin... Goose!

When the goose shirked back with a weak, honking growl, the goblin cackled a bit louder. 

"Deserves you right! Attacking a perfectly harmless goblin for no reason."

Honk! Honk!

"You started it!"

Honk!

"What could a weak, wittle gobby like me ever do to you, an all-powerful birdbrain?"

H-HONK– CLAP!

"That's enough! From both of you!" 

Rohgalia kept her hands together while eyeing the bickering duo. 

"Phil, let Rizz speak freely. Rizz, stop egging him on. And get to the details you said were too important to ignore. Before I prepare an extra punishment for both of you."

For the first time, the goose and goblin acted in unison. Both threw their heads aside with a scoffing grunt. Both looked away from the threatening princess, nearing meeting each other's gazes in the process. 

"Fine. I'll keep things short and sweet, so even the foolish fowl can understand.