Bab 84: Ch. 82 - Farquaad is now far from living!
"Oh no, that poor guy! Shrek! Let's go and help him!" Not knowing who he was, Donkey was worried about him so he tried to convince Shrek to help him however, Shrek was not beside him anymore, instead Donkey found him sitting on the table while drinking the wine bottle.
"Gluck! Gluck! Ahh~ I bet my swamp that they won't last a minute against him." After finishing a whole bottle of wine in one go, Shrek crudely wiped his mouth with his shirt and confidently said.
Just as Donkey was confused and wanted to ask where Shrek got us confidence from. He suddenly saw what happened on the battlefield.
After the first knight entered his 1 meter radius, the knight suddenly found Jin's foot embedded on his head, piercing through the metallic helmet.
*Boom!*
"Khaackk!" Blood ran across the battlefield as the first knight was down on the ground with a bleeding face and missing teeth.
The countdown hasn't even reached 5 seconds since the order was given and a knight was already down on the ground with one strike!
"Huh?" Everyone was confused at the scene, even Farquaad who was confidently drinking his glass of wine suddenly dropped it when he saw what happened.
"I-it's just luck. All of you, go at him at the same time!" Feeling a bit of fear, Farquaad quickly ordered the knights who regained their morale.
That's right! What happened must be luck! There's no way you can defeat a trained knight in a single strike! Not to mention, every knight here is not only trained and experienced but since they qualify to participate, then their strength is not your average knight.
"Raaahhh!" A knight carrying a large axe with his two hands started rushing towards him before raising his axe, however he didn't even manage to register what happened next when a swift and fast kick suddenly destroyed his entire helmet and caused him to fall on the ground without any consciousness, don't even mention what happened to his face.
This time, every knight in the battlefield stepped back in fear. There's no way what happened was luck.
"Now that I see him more clearly, he does look familiar to me." One of the knights muttered as he tried to remember where he saw Jin's face.
Everyone including Farquaad and Donkey also stared at Jin's face. Wondering where they saw his face.
'There's no way someone like him is unknown. Think Farquaad, Think! Think who did you just mess with!' Farquaad also tried to remember where he saw Jin's face as he started sweating, assuming the worst, which is that he messed with someone he shouldn't have.
Unfortunately for them, it would be a bit hard for them to remember as Jin's bounty was crudely drawn by hand with a black ink instead of a literal photo where you can see the background and the colors.
"I would be dumb if I just stayed here and waited for you all to remember where you saw me." Jin commented before starting his small rampage.
*Boom!*
*Bam!* x6
The participating knights didn't even get to touch even the slightest fabric of his clothes before they all found themselves down on the ground with a broken nose and missing teeth.
"You're next." Jin's fists were bleeding as he pointed his index finger towards Farquaad. No, the blood on his fist wasn't his, instead the blood belonged to all the knights that he punched in the face.
"Hieekk!" Farquaad was now pissing himself as he stuttered and ordered next.
"S-shoot him! I want all those arrows to hit him!" Farquaad said while hiding behind his black masked executioner.
The knights bravely pointed their bows and arrows towards Jin without a slight hint of fear. Sure Jin is strong but in their minds, there's no way he could avoid hundreds of arrows, right?
"Fire!" Farquaad loudly ordered and everyone released their quivers one by one.
*Fwooosshh!* x169!
Looking at all these arrows raining down on him, Jin just cracked his neck but before he made a move, he looked at Rapunzel and Tigress, trying to see if an arrow would hit them. Thankfully, the knights were thinking clearly and didn't target them. But before he shift his focus, he winked at Tigress, sending her a message that took her a few seconds to understand.
Closing his eyes for a moment, Jin's ears picked up every arrow's air resistance sound before opening his eyes with clear focus on them.
Much to everyone's shock, Jin avoided each arrow as if he could predict where the arrow would hit him.
Jin wasn't using any special abilities to do this feat. In fact, he was simply using his sharp senses and quick reflexes to dodge every arrow.
"Impossible!" This time, Farquaad was now pissing himself and was about to run away when he suddenly heard a sound in front of him.
Slowly looking up, Farquaad saw his executioner down in the ground with Jin stepping on his face as he coldly stared at him.
"Where are you going, you little midget?" Jin tilted his head as Farquaad awkwardly smiled.
"W-what do you want? D-do you want money! Here! Take all of it! You can even take my entire town!" At this moment, Farquaad was only thinking about saving his life. This just shows that no amount of wealth or success can replace your life. The moment you meet death, everything becomes worthless.
"I seek no wealth...." Jin stepped forward and crouched in front of Farquaad, facing him eye to eye.
"...Only death." Jin whispered in Farquaad's ears.
"H-help!" Realizing that Jin can't be talked with, Farquaad quickly turned around and tried to ask his remaining knights for help.
However, he was shocked at what he saw when he turned around.
The tanned girl that he saw earlier was now decimating his every knight with nothing but her fists and slightly long nails.
"W-who did I just mess with?" Farquaad muttered to himself as he finally realized just how fucked up he is right now.
"The devil." Jin whispered behind him before grabbing his entire face with his hand, slowly lifting him up from the ground.
"M-mherchii!" Farquaad tried to ask for mercy as he tried to remove Jin's hand that was holding his entire face.
"Mercy is for the weak." Jin muttered next before preparing to smash Farquaad's face with his palm, however he saw that Rapunzel was watching him.
She just reached 18 and he doesn't want her to see the cruel side of the world.
So he sighed and turned around before entering Farquaad's castle.
"W-where are you taking me?" Farquaad asked, earlier he felt that his death was nearing him, however the grip on his face suddenly softened.
Thinking that his life is being spared, Farquaad mentally screamed in joy.
'Haha! Thank the heavens! Don't worry, once I got out of here, I'll make sure to get my revenge on you and fuck those girls if yours in front of you!' Farquaad chuckled evilly as he can't wait to take his revenge.
"This should be good enough." Suddenly, he heard Jin speak and stop in his royal bathroom.
"Huh? What are we doi- schellkk!" Just as Farquaad was confused and wanted to ask about it, the grip on his face suddenly came running back with full force. His face didn't last a second before his head popped off like a watermelon.
"I'm taking you to hell." Jin answered Farquaad's question earlier before he died.
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Outside the castle, every knight fell unconscious on the ground with several scratch marks on their armors while some of their armor or helmet were caved in.
Tigress was sitting on the ground, taking a slight rest while Rapunzel was going around the battlefield, poking at every unconscious knight, trying to see if one of them would wake up.
"You really did a good one on them." Rapunzel commented as she realized that Tigress and Jin were literal one man army.
"It's just pure dedication and hard work." Tigress responded to her comment.
"Do you think you can train me? I want to punch and kick bad guys too!" Rapunzel asked as she started punching and kicking the air.
"I would love to but ask Jin first." Tigress nodded her head and said. Just when Rapunzel was about to reply as well, Jin arrived and overheard their conversation.
"It doesn't sound bad. Kung Fu is for everyone but Rapunzel. Are you sure about that? If we train you, we will show no mercy." Jin seriously said to Rapunzel. In fact, he has long wanted to train her but he doesn't know if she would like it.
After all, the way of Kung Fu is never easy and a princess like Rapunzel who grew up in a tower without experiencing hardships in life would probably make her uncomfortable.
"Well, I will try..." Hearing Jin's warning, Rapunzel's decision started to waver, however she still wanted to train so she could reach her dream and take down bad guys with her own hands instead of relying on either Jin or her mighty frying pan.
"Alright then, we'll start once we leave here." Jin said before walking away, he went here to have fun but Farquaad annoyed him so much, so eh doesn't want to stay here any longer, his day is ruined.
"Shrek....Please tell me I'm not dreaming." Donkey stared at Jin's back in shock.
*Smack!*
Shrek simply smacked his head, making Donkey act and shake his head in return.
"Alright, that hurts but I'm glad I'm not seeing things." Donkey sighed and said in relief.
"What you should be glad of is that he's not our enemy." Shrek replied to Donkey.
"Well, you're right. I'm a good Donkey and I never mess with people like him!" Donkey nodded to himself.
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[It is time to smash me with your stones! Muwahahaha!]
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Bab 85: Ch. 83 - Dragon's Keep (1)
[For those who are expecting much in the Dragon. Sorry to disappoint you but she wouldn't be included in the fanfic as part of Jin's harem or somewhat, she would only serve as a stepping stone for Jin and his women.]
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At this point, the citizens of Duloc town have long disappeared and ran away from the town. They have long disappeared the moment they saw Tigress decimating the knights.
"So it is a town! I thought it was some kind of Kingdom or something." Rapunzel said after reading a nearby promotion type of poster that is plastered on a wall.
"Told you. It is impossible to build a Kingdom just by yourself. You need connections to other royal families." Jin said while stretching himself. To be honest, he finally remembered this town after massacring the so-called 'King'.
'I think it was Donkey's girlfriend who was supposed to be the one to kill Farquaad.' Jin said to himself while walking outside the walls of Duloc town and climbed on top of their carriage's driver's seat.
"So, where are we going next?" Rapunzel was on the tip of her toes as she was getting excited in this adventure of theirs.
"Well, first of all. It looks like our big and talking friend won't be joining us anymore. Right Shrek?" Jin said first while asking Shrek who was walking back to his swamp followed by Donkey.
"Oh god! Please don't kill us! I'll be a good Donkey?" Donkey, who has been wary and scared of Jin because of watching his feats, immediately panicked, thinking that they would be Jin's next victim.
"Calm down, Donkey! He's just asking a question!" Shrek explained to Donkey, who gulped his saliva in fear and slowly stood up while watching Jin's every movement. If Jin does anything, he'll definitely run away from here without looking back!
'How can you be scared of me when you even faced and charmed a Dragon on your own?' Jin's face twitched at Donkey's unnecessary fear towards him.
"Well, Farquaad's gone then that means the fairies would leave my swamp and I'll have it back again for myself." Shrek shrugged his shoulders and said.
"Are you sure? We're planning on invading a Dragon's Keep and rescuing the princess. I heard she marries anyone who rescues her." Jin offered the sweets, hoping that Shrek would take it.
"No thanks. I'm fine by my swamp. A woman would only disturb the peace I have." Shrek waved his hand, not wanting to have a woman. However, Donkey has seen Shrek's life. Sure, Shrek is at peace but Donkey could tell that Shrek needs a companion for life, someone that will accompany him for the rest of his life until he dies.
"Hey Shrek. Rescuing this princess could be your chance to prove you're not just an ogre. Plus, think of the rewards. Fame, fortune, and maybe even a cozy swamp for two! I mean, it's a princess right? Marrying a princess has its perks and you would even be the new king of a Kingdom and...." Donkey was convincing Shrek as Shrek stopped in his tracks and seemed to think about something.
"So? Are you guys coming or what?" Jin asked aloud.
"We're coming! Let's go, Shrek. No time to waste!" Donkey quickly raised his head and answered.
"Wait what! I didn't say anything?" However, it was too late for Shrek as Donkey was already using his head to bump him towards the carriage.
Thankfully, the carriage is very big, considering that it is one of the royal carriages of Arendelle.
Without further ado, Shrek was forced by Donkey to come along while Donkey excitedly jumped inside and made himself cozy.
After seeing that they're fine in the carriage, Jin snapped the reins of the carriage, making the horse start moving.
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"Are we there yet?" Donkey boredly asked while staring at the grassy blurring ground outside the window of the carriage.
"Not yet. Donkey, can I ask you a question?" Rapunzel answered his question while at the same time, asking hers.
"What? If you're asking if I'm talking then yes, I am." Donkey answered curtly.
"No no, I was not going to ask that. I just want to ask how are you capable of talking? I mean, are your parents also talking like you?" Rapunzel tucked her hair behind her ear as she was interested in hearing Donkey's story.
"Oh no." Shrek muttered as he quickly placed his two fingers on both of his ears, preparing to the storm that is to come.
"If I'm gonna be honest with you, I learned how to talk after years of listening to that old woman and her husband's rant everyday. Like, seriously there's no day that they won't start a fight about very simple things. I mean, who in their right mind would fight someone just because he breathes the same air as you? Thank God, I left that old woman." Donkey's mouth started rambling and rambling as he narrated his story. This is one of Donkey's perks. He just can't keep his mouth shut and now that an opportunity was presented to him, Donkey would never shut his mouth off again.
"If I see that old woman one more time, I would definitely stick my hoof up on her little hole behind her. I think I remember it is where her feces are coming out. Oh god, now I remember her defecating beside me when she used to give me walks outside. Until I started talking though, she never took me on a walk anymore."
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"You know If I have a dream, then my dream would be to become a horse. A royal horse to be exact. I want to feel the air rushing over my face as I run across the large field!"
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"Oh right, there was this one time when I saw two guys going at it! And when I say 'at it' I literally mean at it! They were unstoppable. Who knew men are capable of those things."
"Shut up, Donkey!" Shrek tried to yell at Donkey, however the was ignored and continued his rant for the rest of the journey.
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"I've never seen a kind human like you guys. Except for him." After hours of long gruesome rumbling, Donkey was finally finished and thought that Rapunzel and Tigress were very kind to him for listening to his ramblings. Unlike Shrek who always yelled at him for rambling his mouth, Rapunzel and Tigress actually listened to him.
"Should we tell him that we fell asleep while he's staring outside as he rambled earlier?" Rapunzel whispered to Tigress after hearing Donkey's compliment on them.
"You shouldn't have asked him that question earlier. Two questions are enough to make him babble his mouth nonstop for 8 hours." Tigress yawned slightly as she answered Rapunzel's question.
"You're right." Rapunzel smiled awkwardly.
"It's a miracle how you guys can fall asleep despite that ranting." Shrek muttered to himself. Unlike Rapunzel and Tigress, he was forced to listen to every rant of Donkey.
"We're near." Jin suddenly said to them outside the carriage. To be honest, he was interested in everything that Donkey said for the last 8 hours. Unlike Rapunzel and Tigress who slept throughout the session, Jin listened attentively as he was interested in Donkey's past.
Although his adventures in life were great, unfortunately, he didn't fully mention if his parents were like him.
"Oh finally!" Rapunzel stretched her arms out before jumping out of the carriage but because stepping on a small pebble, she accidentally sprained her ankle.
"Kyaah!" Falling forward, Rapunzel closed her eyes, bracing for the incoming impact.
However, instead of feeling the hot and spiky ground, she only felt warm arms enveloping her body.
"Are you okay? You should be more careful." Opening her eyes, Rapunzel's eyes met with Jin's clear black eyes like the night sky.
Gulping her saliva, Rapunzel pushed her head forward and planted a kiss on Jin's lips.
"Thanks, my prince charming." Rapunzel beautifully smiled as Jin smirked and kissed her back before helping her stand up and slowly walked towards the carriage so she could have something to lean on, so she could assess the sprain on her ankles.
"That looks bad." Donkey said as he saw the purple mark on Rapunzel's ankles.
"You should probably sing that." Tigress said while pointing at the sprain.
"Yeah, you're right." Rapunzel said before grabbing a handful of her hair from its braided position and wrapping it around her ankle.
"Sing? Why would she sing her ankle?" Donkey asked in confusion, before gasping in realization.
*Gasp!*
"Did I just affiliate myself with a bunch of crazy people? Oh Shrek, we gotta get out of here!" Donkey looked away and whispered to himself as he stared at Shrek, wanting to ask for some answers. However, Shrek shares the same confusion as him.
"~Flower, gleam and glow
Let your power shine
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
Heal what has been hurt
Change the Fates' design
Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
What once was mine~"
After she finished her healing incantation and her hair glows, much to Donkey and Shrek's shock.
"I'm definitely affiliated with crazy people." This time, Donkey unconsciously said it out loud as he was mesmerized and stared at Rapunzel's glowing hair.
While Shrek was the same, however he didn't say anything out loud, he just wondered in surprise that there are such awesome things that can be found outside his swamp.
'Maybe, it's for my betterment to come along in this adventure.' Shrek said to himself.
Meanwhile, Tigress just rolled her eyes at Donkey's comment. Though she could understand that seeing Rapunzel's powers for the first time is indeed quite shocking.
Suddenly, her nose and ears picked up a scent and sound from afar.
Looking on her side, she squinted her eyes and that's when she saw a hooded figure riding a white horse that doesn't look like something that can be found or bought from an average stable.
Having enough of the stalking from an unknown individual, Tigress decided to confront the stalker.
*Fwooossh!*
"Ah!" Yelping in surprise, Elsa suddenly found Tigress standing in front of her while her eyes were looking at her with a raised eye brow.
"Elsa? Why are you here? Wait, you're the one who's been following us this whole time?" Tigress asked several questions one by one.
"W-wait, please let me explain first." Elsa was muddled from being barraged with questions so she put her palm out in front of her so she could take a deep breath and explain.
Tigress stopped asking questions and waited for Elsa to explain her side.
"You see...." Elsa then proceeds to explain the reason why she followed them.
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[Gimme stones! Anyways, I was thinking of playing an RTS game and can't decided if should I go to Age of Empires or Command and Conquer Red Alert.]
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