Bab 266: The Slang Riddler’s Guide to Savage Insults

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"Ya'll act like it's difficult to insult people." Kiera scoffed in annoyance, "But fine, whatevs. I'll give you an insult masterclass.

Let's start with the obvious. If you call someone a cunt, nothing you add before or after will change that you called them a cunt.

Big cunt, small cunt, petty cunt, tall cunt. Swollen cunt, hairy cunt, cunt runt, cunt mutt.

It doesn't matter if it's positive or negative. In fact, assuming it's genuine, the kinder the modifier is, the more savage it becomes."

"The kinder it is?" Kylie asked, furrowing her brows, "That sounds counterintuitive."

"Let's try it out." The slang smirked, pointing at Moe, Layla, and Kylie, "You're a stupid cunt, you're a nosey cunt, you're a… uh… um… half-likable cunt? Like scratching a brutal itch."