Bab 335: The witch’s ghost

" Oh for the love of God, let me off! Please let me off! I beg you, I am going to serve you with my heart, soul and body!  I will be your dog! Hui Ying let me off! I am your brother from another mother, man! OWW! Ouch! Not my crotch, not my crotch, don't kick me in the crotch,! AW fck, man! I will become a eunuch at this rate!"

" I have a granddaughter to take care of, I am old and forgetful please let me go! No! Don't be so harsh! I am sorry, please forgive me! Not my back, please not my back, don't smack my back, I am too old! " 

" I am too young to die! I am too young to die! Lord have mercy! I am just a humpty dumpty! I am too young!  FCK NOT MY FACE! AND DON'T TIE ME UP, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WATCH THE OPERA!"