Everyone at the scene felt as if they were in a real Shura field at this moment.
One after another, unexpected giant melons appeared out of nowhere, making everyone's heads a little confused.
They have never seen lovers turn against each other,
but they have never seen lovers turn against each other in this way!
Yu Xiaogang is indeed a good teacher,
he has opened the eyes of the children!
Thinking of this, Shrek's three beauties turned their attention to Zhang Tianyu in unison with a tacit understanding,
and then prayed in their hearts in unison:
Tianyu, you must not imitate Yu Xiaogang, you must not like men, if you I like a man, what should I do?
[Lovers eventually become brothers and sisters] This kind of thing is tragic enough,
but what is even worse than this
is [Lovers eventually become sisters]!
...
Out of politeness, everyone in Shrek wanted to turn around and leave at this time,
but on the one hand, the dean and teacher did not say anything, so they turned around and left, which would definitely appear rude;
secondly, for the next Development, they actually want to see it too!
After all, people are curious and gossipy!
Liu Erlong shook his head with a self-deprecating, angry, speechless and sarcastic expression: "Although you didn't answer, you have already given an answer. Haha, so is all this true? You are not looking for reasons and excuses. , are you a person with truly unique tastes?"
"How many times do you have to ask the same question?" Yu Xiaogang asked back.
Liu Erlong shook his head again: "No more asking, no more asking, no more asking! Boss Fu, you will be the dean of this college from now on, and you will make unified arrangements for students and teachers... "
Flender finally woke up from his daze, glanced at Yu Xiaogang with some fear, and said to Liu Erlong: "Am I going to be the dean? This?" "
I'm tired. After living for so many years, this is the first time. I feel so tired, really tired. You go, I want to rest." Liu Erlong's voice was full of exhaustion.
"Erlong sister..." As soon as Flanders said three words, Liu Erlong turned around and entered the thatched house and closed the door.
"Will Liu Erlong seek death?" Zhang Tianyu asked worriedly in his heart.
"According to the results of my scan," the system replied, "Liu Erlong's mood is indeed very unstable at the moment, but anger, unwillingness and self-deprecation account for a greater proportion, and pessimism, depression and depression account for a smaller proportion. Therefore, based on the proportion of emotions, it can be calculated that the probability of suicide fluctuates in the range of 12% to 15%, which is not a big problem."
Zhang Tianyu frowned.
Probability is the most deceiving thing.
He failed when the enhancement success rate was 98.5%;
he was also killed by lightning when there was only a 0.6% chance;
so the highest suicide rate of 15% made Zhang Tianyu a little afraid to gamble.
"Good guy, really! Chief!" The system complained, "I can be hacked to death with a 0.6 chance. I'm such a good guy!"
Seeing that Zhang Tianyu was really worried, the system comforted him: "Liu Erlong is not that fragile, Master Host. Don't worry, I'm just saying this, if she dies..."
"Are you resurrecting her?" Zhang Tianyu asked quickly.
"...I will make you an inflatable doll that looks exactly like her." The system said.
Zhang Tianyu: ...
This system is really a genius, I caught a ghost!
You act like I'm just lusting after her body!
Am I greedy for her body?
Do I just want to get in close contact with her, feel the breath of the fiery dragoness, fill her emptiness of the past twenty years, and give her a warm hobby?
Otherwise, wouldn't this trip to Douluo Continent leave us with regrets? !
"There are regrets everywhere in life," the system said. "Regrets are what life is."
Zhang Tianyu was too lazy to pay attention to him.
Finally, Zhang Tianyu and others left here.
On the way to the college area, everyone distanced themselves from Yu Xiaogang. Yu Xiaogang didn't feel anything was wrong and followed everyone with his head down.
"Boss, now..." Zhao Wuji hesitated to speak.
Flanders sighed: "Don't ask me yet, I'm very confused."
Then Flanders suddenly seemed to have thought of something, turned to look at Tang San, and asked in a low voice with a strange look: "Tang San, Although he is your teacher, you haven't learned from him in this regard, have you?"
Tang San naturally knew what Flanders meant, and quickly said: "That's natural, I can understand the teacher's thoughts and hobbies, But I will never learn."
"That's fine," said Flanders.
Even though Tang San said this, everyone still subconsciously kept a little distance from him.
Both master and disciple were very strange, and strange things often happened around them, so it was hard to say whether Tang San also had the same problem.
Oscar is a little panicked at this moment.
You say you don't have this kind of hobby, but in fact, only the devil knows whether you do!
The master hides it so well. I haven't noticed that he has this hobby after coming to the academy for so long. Are you also good at hiding it?
You are his student, so it wouldn't be surprising if you are as good at hiding as he is!
I don't want to share a dormitory with Tang San anymore! real!
However, at this moment, the one who felt most distressed was Tang San.
In the past, Tang San and Yu Xiaogang went out alone to hunt for spirit rings!
When he was at Notting Academy, Yu Xiaogang often guided Tang San to practice alone!
When guiding the practice alone, Yu Xiaogang would sometimes point out some of his mistakes in postures and movements, so it was inevitable that the two would have some physical contact.
I didn't think it was anything at that time, but now, after knowing that Yu Xiaogang has such a hobby, it's different!
Tang San was also feeling psychologically and physically unwell now!
I'm so unlucky!
Not only do I have all kinds of misfortunes in my daily life, but I also have a teacher who turns out to be this kind of person!
Tough luck!
At this moment, the most enjoyable thing is of course Zhang Tianyu.
"Tip: Congratulations! [Dang Duan continues to rebel against him] The mission is completed! Liu Erlong has given up on Yu Xiaogang! Although he has not completely given up on Yu Xiaogang, he has reached the mission completion standard, and the reward level has been increased by 2 levels, and the reward points + 100!"
"The activation degree of the second martial spirit +10%!"
"Congratulations! The activation degree of the second martial spirit has reached 100%!"
"The second martial spirit, Blue Sky, has been activated!" "
The first martial spirit, Huangquanjiu Nether, all the information is unlocked, the attack power is increased by 100%, and the speed is increased by 150%!"
Zhang Tianyu immediately clicked to view -
[First Martial Spirit: Huangquan Jiuyou Sword]
Origin: Jiuyou extremely yin place, one of the yin and yang swords of heaven and earth , Sword of Earth's Yin
Characteristics: Extremely Yin and extremely evil, unstoppable
Power: Strongest (Earth)
Comprehensive evaluation: Second in the world
[Second Martial Spirit: Blue Sky Sword]
Origin: The highest peak in the sky, one of the Yin and Yang swords of heaven and earth, the Sword of Heaven and Yang
Characteristics: Strongest to Yang, Supreme
Power: Strongest (Heaven)
Comprehensive evaluation: No. 1
in the world Then, a flattering voice sounded in Zhang Tianyu's mind The ultimate voice: "Hey, it turns out that Biluo Cangqiong is here with you. Master, Xiao Huangquan, you can do whatever you want from now on!"