"She's a main character, isn't she?" Megumin drawls as they leave and allow Shizune to bring Tsunade back to consciousness.
"No way, what makes you think that?" Michael sarcastically retorts, "Is it her terrible luck? Signature abilities? Close companions who also has a comedic pet?-"
"It's the boobs. It's always the boobs." Megumin deadpans.
"I didn't think that needed to be said... She rivals Tiff in that regard..." Michael chuckles.
"I thought you said she was one of the strongest in this world?" Saeko inquires.
"I mean, kind of? She gets her ass beat by a lot of people, but they're all at the top of this world... She's like, the level of a dragon in our world, not God-like but not a push-over either. She'd have you beat five times out of ten anyway." he explains.
"And who is the top of this world anyway?"
"Er, that's a difficult question that I doubt even the 'Author' of the world has. The Rabbit Goddess, Ten Tails, Sage of Six Paths, and other Otsutsuki are all around that level from what I know? All either God or Demi-God level."
"Are you going to fight any of them?"
"No..."
"So we're only here for the 'Kick Ass Demon Eyes' then?"
"Yep..."
Saeko lets out a sigh, "I get to fight the next enemy, if I wanted to sit around and do nothing all day I'd have stayed in Skyrim."
"Roger, roger."
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A week or so later :
*Knock, Knock, Knock.*
"Room cleaning?" Naruto asks as he hops towards the door. Jiraiya had willingly left him alone to go run after some whore, so he was pretty sure the place was safe enough that his teacher didn't have to worry...
Except, when he opened the door he was greeted by two men in black robes with red clouds on them. One who looked suspiciously like his teammate Sasuke, and the other, a huge man with blue skin, gills, and a large sword on his back
"Missing Nin?" Naruto can't help but utter as he sees the slice-mark across their headbands...
"We're not room cleaning, but you'll need to come with us, kid." the blue one states, hand already resting on the handle of his sword that poked over his shoulder. "Unless you want to refuse, but, that wouldn't go well for you... Brat."
"I-I'm not going anywhere with you!" Naruto shouts after mustering up his courage.
"Itachi?" the blue man asks the other as the Sasuke-lookalike's eyes turn crimson, the Sharingan. "Shall I cut his limbs off, it'll save us the struggling."
"Hn." Itachi agrees, only to go stiff, "Long time no see, Sasuke."
Naruto looks behind Itachi and spots Sasuke standing at the end of the hallway, a rictus of absolute fury etched on his face.
"Who's he then?"
"My younger brother..."
"Hah? Then I guess you should handle 'family matters', take your time, this kid ain't-" Kisame starts but a sudden explosion draws everyone's attention, Kisame had disappeared through the wall and a strangely dressed horned-man with his fist extended had replaced him.
Itachi immediately reacts at this, flipping a kunai into his hand and stabbing it towards Michael's neck, but when it hits it encounters strange blue scales that prevent it from penetrating.
"Finally! I was getting bored waiting!"
"No you weren't, you've been gambling the entire time we've been here." Saeko remarks as she hops through the hole in the wall, blade ready to be drawn.
"This is Akatsuki business, leave or perish." Itachi emotionlessly states as he abandons his kunai and takes a step back, his Mangekyou Sharingan spinning in his eyes.
"Don't think I'm letting you get away!" Sasuke interjects himself with a roar, charging at Itachi's back with a Chidori crackling in his hand.
"Cease, weakling!" Itachi growls, flipping over Sasuke's jutsu and breaking his nose with a kick that sends him spinning across the hallway.
"Sasuke!" Naruto shouts, summoning thirty clones that try to pile onto the rogue Uchiha, only for all of them to be dispelled with a few deft movements.
"Be quiet and sleep." Micahel says, casting some spells that send both Naruto and Sasuke into unconsciousness.
"Genjutsu?" Itachi questions, unable to tell what'd been done.
"Something like that."
*BOOM!*
Outside, Saeko and Megumin were fighting Kisame, the fish man on the ropes, unable to defeat the Werewolf swordswoman quick enough while under duress from Megumin's spells. This was further aggravated by the fact that his sword couldn't absorb magic, only chakra.
"Sounds like our friends are getting to know each other." Michael idly remarks as he pulls an Ebony Sword from his inventory... Derflinger at been left at home to keep Tiffania company, hopefully he wouldn't get cucked by a sword or something...
"Who do you belong to? The Akatsuki won't allow your interference." Itachi asks while simultaneously trying to put Michael into Tsukuyomi... He feels his technique latch onto something and pulls on it hard, forcing both his and Michael's minds into his realm.
"I belong to me, myself, and I." Michael says, completely unaffected by the technique. He stands opposite Itachi in the endlessly black realm, untouched by any of the Uchiha's attempts to torture him.
"How are you doing this!? Tsukuyomi is unbeatable... I should be god here."
"Well, I doubt your technique can affect actual gods... Bad luck?" he offers factitiously.
*CRRACK!*
The realm splits and returns their minds to reality, causing Itachi to grab his head and drop to a knee with a shout of pain.
"Don't worry, I'll take good care of you and your brother..." Michael say was he steps towards the two downed Uchiha.
"No... Stay back!"
"Alright, I'll give you a choice then." Michael says, subtly casting innervate on Sasuke, "I'll take and dissect one of you. You can choose, who will it be?"
...
Sasuke raises his head and glares at Itachi's back, but is shocked into a stunned silence at his older brother's answer...
"Take me..."
"Good choice."
*PUUUCHII!*
"ITACHI!"
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*Puuuchi!*
Michael's hand bursts through Itachi's chest, tearing out his heart and spine in one fluid motion, splattering Sasuke with blood as he crushes the vital organ.
"BLLLALAUGH..." Itachi gurgles as he vomits a mouthful of blood. He struggles a a bit on Michael's arm, trying to dislodge it from his chest, but soon goes limp from bloodless and lack of oxygen to the brain.
"IIITTAAACCCHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!" Sasuke roars, shocked and conflicted by the sudden turn of events. He wanted to kill his brother, but even more than that, he wanted to know why Itachi had killed his family... Why he'd offered himself to save Sasuke!
"YOU SCUM! I'LL KILL YOU!" he shouts as he forces himself to his feet, his eyes bleeding as he gains the third tomoe of his Sharingan. He runs through a number of hand signs and exclaims, "GREAT FIREBALL JUTSU!"
*THWWOM!*
The entire hallway explodes into flames, incinerating the flimsy wooden walls and even spreading to the building next to the hotel, civilians and patrons scream as they run for safety, but Sasuke ignores it all, searching for his opponent through the fire.
"Man, are you trying to turn your brother to ashes?" Sasuke turns around, spotting Michael at the stairs with Itachi and Naruto over his shoulders, "I get wanting to kill your teammate but dude, chill out."
Sasuke's eyes widen, he'd completely forgotten about Naruto when he made his attack, but why did the stranger save him? Was he from Konoha? He shakes his head, "You had no right to kill him! HE WAS MINE! IT WAS MY REVENGE!"
"If you want to stick his body a couple of times go ahead, it's not like he was the one who committed the massacre anyway." Michael shrugs, "He was given the order by Danzo, a Council Elder anyway," he chuckles, "You should see his arm, covered from wrist to shoulder in Sharingan."
"You-, you're lying!"
"Why'd your brother try to save you then? Why would he leave only you? For power? Don't make me laugh." Michael drops Itachi's corpse and Naruto's body on the floor before beginning to grin his shoe into the dead Uchiha's face. "You're both pawns to be used up."
"Stop."
"Would you even do anything if I killed your teammate?"
"Stop."
"No right? Because you're pathetic... In fact, let me just show you." Michael says, pointing his hand at Naruto's unconscious body and conjuring fire. "If only you were a better friend than you were a brother."
"STOP!"
*SHOOOM!*
Flames envelop Naruto's body and Michael immediately has to lean backwards to avoid Sasuke's flying kick, the boy left a trail of blood in the air from his eyes but they weren't ready yet.
He turns and blocks four rapid strikes of the Uchiha, the boy's techniques not working as they usually would. His Intercepting Fist style was designed around his perception being faster than his opponent, making it pretty useless against Michael, who beat him handily in all aspects. (FYI, I have no idea if style this is cannon but it makes too much sense to not include...)
"Come only I just killed Naruto, is that the best you've got!? If heim and your brother weren't enough, how about I go for that Pink-haired chick next!?" Michael taunts and Sasuke's attacks speed up.
"I wouldn't kill her quickly though, I hear Kunoichi are the best lays, think Sakura will call your name when I take her!?"
"DIIIE! CHIDORI!" Sasuke roars, but miscasts his jutsu in his rage and accidentally causes it to explode in both of their faces.
*BOOM!*
*Cough, Cough, Cough*
Michael walks over to the slightly scorched Uchiha and lifts him up from his neck before staring into his rapidly spinning Sharingan. "I'll send Sakura your regards when I pay her a visit. Maybe I'll make your cyclops teacher watch as I take her."
"AAARRRGHHH!!! DIIIE!" Sasuke screams, his eyes evolving and immediately casting Amaterasu in Michael's face... But the Daedric Lord just opens his mouth and breathes the flames in, afterwards burping some smoke in the horrified Uchiha's eyes. "Thanks for playing."
*Thud!*
Michael makes his way out of the flaming building with the unscratched Naruto, scorched Sasuke, and dead Itachi slung over his shoulders. He felt like a storage mule to be frank, regardless, he wasn't going to doom this world like he had many others. It needed Sasuke and Naruto to fight against the Otsutsuki's, so keeping them alive was obvious.
"You guy's finished yet?" he asks as he walks into a flooded clearing, Saeko's clothes were torn, scratched, and wet, but she'd apparently won the battle against Kisame. She was resting her foot on his face with her blade sticking out from his neck, in her hand was the squirming form of Samehada, the most powerful blade of the Seven Swordsman of the Mist.
"Should be, I'm just trying to get control of this thing. It's about time I get a pet, you have Darth, Megumin has that undead cat, and even Tiffania has Derflinger nowadays..."
*SQQUUEEE!*
Samehada struggles harder, as if it understood her intentions.
"You're not getting away, you ether listen to me and submit or I'll start testing just how durable you are." she threatens the living shark-sword.
"Hey, where's Megumin?"
Saeko shrugs, "She went back to our room after getting soaked. This guy liked to throw around multiple tsunami's worth of water." she gestures at Kisame's corpse.
"What're you gonna do with those three?"
"Well, I've still got to cash in Tsunade's favours. Fancy some ocular upgrades?"
She grins, "Definitely."
After they leave, a large man with white hair and an unconscious girl on his shoulder steps onto the ruins of what was once the hotel with wide eyes, "Ehhhh!? Naruto!? Naruto!? What have you done now!?"
He jumps around the area but only spots the corpse of Kisame, the man's robes alerting him that the Akatsuki had almost certainly captured his student...
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