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[Entering Dreamworld]
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<WHERE THE HECK AM I?>
I scream into a seemingly endless space.
Pitch black with absolutely nothing else.
Being able to see nothing, I randomly shouted out whatever came to mind.
<HELLO???>
<ANYONE THERE?>
With all my screaming, still absolutely no one heard me.
How could they?
Even I don't know where I am.
Trying to take a seat, I let my body fall backwards.
Only to realize...
That I had no body.
WHAT THE F*CK???
Hold on...
If I'm not back there fighting Ikari.
And I haven't teleported anywhere...
Then does that mean I'm dead?
"YES YOU DUMBA*S!!!"
An incredibly loud voice reverberated through the entire void.
"FINALLY!!!"
"YOU FINALLY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!!!"
"IT'S BEEN 1000 YEARS!!!"
<Wha...>
<Yeah no way...>
"YES WAY!!!"
"Sigh..."
"You died."
"And now it's my job to bring you to the afterlife."
"Haaaaaa..."
"This would usually be the job of my underlings but no."
"Time God had to leave specific instructions to send you to death."
Being the idiot I am, I asked him.
<Who's Time God?>
"..."
"You are the most stupid person I've ever seen."
"Not only did you botch an easy fight you could've won."
"You literally forgot about the man who gave you the power of time."
"WHYYYYY!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!"
"GO TO HELL!!!"
Saying this, he summons a gate underneath me that looks suspiciously like a dog.
Bursting open, you could feel intense heat radiating from it.
<Uh oh...>
Brrrrrr...
SWOOOOPPP!!!
<AHHHHHHH!!!>
(And he was never seen again. Lol jk.)