Bab 5: E
Even though it caused me a lot but I think it's worth it since it's only 5 hours worth of money and I can get more as long as I buy more upgrades.
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It's currently Saturday morning and I don't have anything to do since, well you know I don't like going out of the house the much and if im correct today is the day when Ryuuga And Yukimira are gonna go out on a date if you can consider is like that since technically they're both straight, So I cant call Ryuuga to go to my house to play some games since the games I have are honestly boring if I play alone because I already completed most of it.
I should probably go and upgrade my Idles since there was something that caught my eye in the shop but it was hella expensive I don't know why because like I said the prices are fucked up.
[ Idle ]
Currency Earned Per Mobs: 111,111,111,111/ Per Hour
Current Mobs: Rat - 1$/ Per Hour, Spider - 10$/ Per Hour, Bat - 100$/ Per Hour, Boar - 1,000/ Per Hour, Wolf - 10,000/ Per Hour, Giant Boar - 100,000/ Per Hour, Lion - 1,000,000/ Per Hour, Scorpion - 10,000,000/ Per Hour, Giant Snake - 100,000,000/ Per Hour, Crocodile - 1,000,000,000/ Per Hour, Giant Cobra - 10,000,000,000/Per Hour, Lizard - 100,000,000,000/ Per Hour.
Next Mobs: Ice Wolf - 1,000,000,000,000$
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Holy mother of God that's a lot I just need to wait for 10 hours and I will be able to buy that 'Thing".
I can't wait but until then I'll just watch some TV and lay down on the couch.
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It's been 3 days since Saturday and it's currently Tuesday and some dumbass just now decided that he can't go on living if he doesn't mess up my relatively peaceful life right now.
Yes, It's now the Karaoke arc where there was a lot of flags that's been happening to the OG now for how I know this is because the same line went on where the dude invited Elmira and Elmira said that she'll only go when Ryuuga comes and as a consequence, I got dragged in here too you might be thinking why I just didn't refuse but believe me I've tried that a lot of times but it wouldn't just work out, they definitely didn't bribe me using the new recipe of Iced Coffee exclusive to that karaoke branch, nope not at all.
when I and Ryuuga entered the Karaoke shop along with Elmira I felt the ill will of an Apostle up at the roof which would release Hypno-waves to render all the people here unconscious but the problem was that wouldn't work on me, why? That's because I still have Taoties ill will and it will cancel it out since mines stronger the only thing that I sold was Taotie himself and since he was dormant I got his ill will so I'm basically equivalent to an evil spirit now while being a human, that was also the reason while I was able to locate this bastard's ill will I cant control it though i can just sense it im releasing vast amount of it right now, its like me wearing a sign thats says 'I'm an evil spirits host' the onky reason Ryuuga wasnt able to sense it along with his companion was because I bought a Power Concealer Bracelet(1 Week) last monday before I went to school.
"Kobayashi here's your iced coffee"
"Thanks" Oh this tastes great, it's a good thing I came here.
"I'll go to the bathroom a bit"
"Me too I need to piss I drank too much coffee"
I and Ryuuga then went out of the Karaoke room but not before I finished glancing at Elmira's Thigh since she got one that's not too THICC and not too thin, And I'd say that her thighs achieved perfect harmony when it comes to length and thickness.
"Ouch, what was that for Ryuuga stop pinching my waist, It hurts like hell since you have a strength of a gorilla."
"Ichirou you meanie! Calling me a gorilla!"
"No, I didn't call you a gorilla I only said that you have a strength of a gorilla don't get my words mixed up."
*Thud*
*Thud*
*Thud*
"Eh" As I was dumbfounded for a split second since the clerk and customers started falling one by one I instantly remembered that there was an Apostle up at the roof sending Hypno-Waves.
This is where should be the part where I pretend to fall unconscious too but the split-second wasted by my stupor earlier messed it all up since the Hypno waves were just momentary and it quickly disappears after its done its purpose and I know Ryuuga knows that it's gone too so acting to fall unconscious here will certainly fail and will just allow me to look dumber than I already am.
God damn it, I totally regret that I didn't buy that oscar acting skill that I once stumbled across in the shop but no use regretting it now since the medicine for regret cost 100 Sextillion so it's super expensive and I only make 111 Billion per hour and ill need to wait for like a month or two to be able to buy one.
"Ryuuga, What happening!? Why did they suddenly start collapsing, what should we do should we go call the police or something?" Yeah right, go call the police on people that suddenly collapsed and when you're explaining it they will treat you like a mentally insane person and the will probably throw you at the mental hospital.
"Calm down Ichirou, It's just a powerful Hypno wave that puts people asleep their lives aren't in danger but to wake them up we need to deal with the person who caused this and make him cancel its effect."
"Ryuuga! Everyone in the room collapsed!" And there they go they're now discussing how to deal with this and after that Ryuuga came and said to me."Ichirou, Take the others to a safe place."
"I knew it, I shouldn't have gone here." Oh shit, my bladders gonna explode I forgot that my purpose here was to pee, but I just wanted to say a solid Fuck you to my E rank luck..
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