"Hey." Jeff smiled and nodded. "Got to say, this is the perfect weather for fruit collection."
"Yes! Good luck is with us today!" Making thumping noises, the bard jogged up the platform.
"Mind if I take a seat?" The bard asked with a pleasant smile.
"Yeah, of course, go ahead." Jeff nodded.
"Tako Balls huh." The bard casually dropped his green hat onto the table.
"Yep. Want some?" Jeff offered.
"No thanks." The bard waved his hand. "But, you do look pretty bored right now. If you have a nice drink, I have a nice story. Or, if you have a nice story, I've got a nice drink. How bout it?"
"How bard of you." Jeff chuckled.
"Well. Got to keep the tradition going." The bard chuckled as well.
Jeff blinked a few times in thought.
Bard: "Mind if I take a shit?"
Jeff: ?!
Bard: "Erhm. Mind if I take a seat?"
Jeff: "I think you said something else."
Bard: "No. You heard wrong."
Jeff slowly nodded. "Uh huh..."