"Dum."
"Dum, dum."
"Dum, dum, dum."
"Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum..."
"Huh, what's that noise?" a young man asked the older looking man near him.
"Noise? I can't hear anything, shut up and leave me alone newbie!" the man responded as he waved his arm and turned to look over the wall in a bid to show his frustration.
At that moment he saw a dust cloud on the horizon that was gradually enlarging. At first he thought it was just a sandstorm but then he remembered they weren't near a desert of any kind so how could there be a sandstorm? As he squinted his eyes and covered his brows with his hand to block out the sun, his face dropped as he turned around and screamed out,
"BEAST TIDE! THERE'S A FUCKING BEAST TIDE PEOPLE! DON'T JUST STAND THERE NEWBIE, GO ON AND SOUND THE ALARM!" the man reprimanded as he ran to the city lord's office to directly report to him.
Battle of ape against man. Ooga Booga.