Bab 28: Live Broadcast of Super Macho Man (Part One)
Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Shawn was shocked and tried to steady the steering wheel.
However, the car seemed to have hit something along the road. It was now impossible to control the direction of the vehicle. Shawn tried his best to keep the car on the path.
Shawn did not panic. The collision had been severe, hindering the car from braking. As long as he kept the direction stable and stepped on the brakes, he would most likely be able to stop the car sideways.
He stomped on the brakes repeatedly and he got a shock.
"F*ck... The brakes aren't working..."
The hearts of the global audience beat along to Shawn's own heart.
Shawn's expression grew panicked. "D*mn it -- the brakes aren't working..."
Boom!
Shawn's Tesla car crashed into a big tree by the side of the road. In the interior, all the airbags deployed, instantly squeezing Shawn.
The driver's compartment was severely deformed, the airbags filled the entire vehicle.
"Ah, it's over, it's over. The last man on Earth is surely finished this time."
Everyone watched the car. The front of the car had broken the tree. The car was severely deformed and the space in the driver's compartment was crushed. Even a five-year-old child would be trapped and unable to escape.
"My Ball Owner, I still want to give birth to a monkey for you..."
Such a car accident was really a tragic sight to see.
The expert said, "The probability of the Ball Owner escaping is close to zero. Even a five-year-old child wouldn't be able to get out of that space. Those airbags will not be able to save his life, they would instead take Mr. Shawn's life."
"That's right. Look at the hood of the car. It's already on fire. If the Ball Owner didn't faint on the spot, he wouldn't be able to escape in such a short time."
No one was paying attention to the elk that had died on the road.
All of them were paying attention to Shawn's safety.
"The Ball Owner was driving a Tesla, right?"
"Ah, it's true. The brakes must have failed."
"The brakes of the Tesla failed."
"The brakes of the Tesla failed..."
"It killed the super genius from Earth."
Tesla company: "Any accident is the fault of the car driver."
"Fault my ass. My father was a veteran driver for more than ten years. After he drove a Tesla, the grass on his grave is now three meters tall."
"Tesla took his life."
"Tesla took his life."
Tesla: "Everyone, please speak carefully. Tesla has the right to protect its brand reputation."
"Oh, my Ball Owner."
"Well, the last man on Earth is dead. No one is going to save him now."
Ah San: "What a pity. The Ball Owner was just a young boy..."
Everyone in the meeting room of the various command ships was shocked.
In the command room of the American spaceship, Newt's eyes widened in shock. He stood up abruptly and said, "How is this possible? Mr. Shawn, how could you be so unlucky to encounter such a thing?"
"Call the boss of the Tesla factory over," Newt said.
Newt was like a raging lion. No one dared to refute his words.
Some scientists were delighted. After all, no one wanted this cloud hanging over their heads.
Some scientists were regretful.
After all, the vehicles of different countries performed differently from one another.
Not long after, Tesla's boss, Madek, came into the command ship's office. When he saw the gloomy-looking Newt, he trotted to his side and said, "General Newt, don't be angry. Let me explain it to you in detail."
"Okay, tell me about it," Newt said with a gloomy face.
Madek straightened his tie and said, "General Newt, the car Mr. Shawn drove is from Tesla group KB560. It is the latest quantum energy car by Tesla."
"This car can be operated by artificial intelligence and has been tested on an assembly line 100,000 times. There has never been an accident."
Newt smiled. This scared Madek a little.
"Mr. Madek, do you not call this an accident?" Newt said.
"Sir, this is an accident. The sudden appearance of the elk gave Mr. Shawn less than three seconds to react. The human brain can not react in time."
"Shawn steered the car for 20 meters and then hit a tree. Our experts have confirmed this."
"Mr. Shawn has not driven this car for long, so he's a little unfamiliar with the operation. He thought the accelerator was..."
Slap!
Newt got up and slapped Madek in the face, making Madek spin around on the spot. His eyes widened as he covered his face in disbelief.
"General Newt..."
"What the hell are you telling me?"
"There are no accidents in the 100,000 tests?"
"Was that a mistake?"
"Now you're telling me something that even a three-year-old child wouldn't believe?"
"Madek, are you courting death? Do you know who you've caused to die?"
General Newt was furious.
If there was a knife beside him, he would have cut the middle-aged man in front of him to pieces.
"Come here and report to me," General Newt pointed at the secretary behind him and said.
The beautiful blonde secretary shivered and came in front of General Newt. She took out a few documents and said in a trembling voice, "About one million cars are produced by Tesla annually yet the accident rate is about one percent every year."
Ninety-five percent of the accidents are caused by the failure of the brakes.
Another five percent are normal accidents.
"The complaint rate is as high as 99 percent. It's all due to the brake problem..."
General Newt grabbed the documents from the secretary's hands and threw them at Madek's face. "What the hell are you still telling me?"
"Are you still telling me that this is a mistake by the owner of the car?"
Madek's face turned ugly. He was a big capitalist.
He had been the richest man in the United States. When had he ever been reprimanded like this?
"Tesla is right. Even if we were to be sued by the president, we, Tesla, will defend our rights to the end."
General Newt was so angry that gnashed his teeth. He narrowed his eyes and said, "Mr. Madek, are you out of your mind? Do you know who you are talking to?"
"Do you know how special Mr. Shawn Is?"
Madek's face instantly turned pale.
General Newt wasn't just any general. The new president was also related to General Newt.
The accident had already happened though.
Madek braced himself and said, "General Newt, our company is preparing a compensation plan for Mr. Shawn..."
"Compensation..."
Newt was so angry that he laughed. "Do you know what Mr. Shawn means to America? Even if we exchanged his head for it, it still would not be enough."
"Ah!"
Suddenly, someone exclaimed in the conference room.
Newt was about to fly into a rage when he saw everyone looking at the big screen.
Newt's pupils constricted.
The deformed Tesla car door was being pulled by a powerful force.
Boom!
The car door flew away.
Everyone saw a leg. It was this leg that broke the deformed car door.
Then, Shawn flew out of the car, looking worse for wear.
That's right, he flew out. With a single leap, he flew more than ten meters away from the car.
The people of the world stared with their mouths hanging open.
"What the f*ck, Super Macho Man?"
"He's a martial arts expert."
-- Hadiah diterima