"Why you!...You!...ugh!" Dawn frustratingly growled, "After that little trick I oughta give you one filled with tons of guacamole and some ghost peppers cooked in the bread! That way that gut and that butt will be feeling like my gut was and my cheeks were when you went down on one knee and pulled that stunt!"
"Yeah man," Marcus advised him, "I hate to say it but it looks like you just sacrificed any chance of ever scoring a date with her or with any girl that Holly, Rachel and your sister get their hands on after they meet you for like the rest of your life man. Cause ending that trick like that was a pretty dick move. I mean, if I'd have known you were gonna say that I would've stuffed a rag in your mouth or something but now you're gonna have a deep hole to climb yourself back out of with these ladies before they're even gonna tell you the time of day now."