Bab 8: The Aizawa's Meet the Deadpool's!
😴The next morning, Izuku woke up and looked around. She saw Shinsou and poked his face, but nothing happened, making her giggle. Izuku kissed Shinsou and bites his lip, making him open his eyes a little. "Time to wake up, kitten." Izuku said, smiling. Shinsou smiled and wrapped his arms around Izuku. Izuku straddled him and he sat up. Izuku kissed his lips gently and got out of bed pulling him out.
They both got changed into their school uniforms and went to the kitchen. They both say down and coffee was placed down for both of them. "Thank you." Izuku said, smiling softly. "Thanks." Shinsou said, glumping it down. Izuku chuckled at that. Izuku quickly drank the coffee, before they both went to the door with his parents coming after. They put on their shoes and Izuku and Shinsou grabbed their stuff. They walked out to the car and got in.
When they got to school, Tokoyami was waiting at the gate for them. Izuku smiled and ran up to huging him. "Toko-senpai!" Izuku cheered, making both of them chuckle. "I don't get why you call me senpai, we are the same age." Tokoyami said, "Your birthday comes before mine, making you older. Plus, I think it sounds kind of kinky calling you senpai." Izuku said, smirking. Both of the men blushed at this. "Wierdo~" Shinsou said, chuckling. Izuku stuck her tongue out at him.
"Toko-senpai, what do you think we will be learning today?" Izuku asked, smiling. "Probably normal stuff today, after what happened yesterday." Tokoyami said, making Izuku sigh. "I guess you're right. Umm, we should hurry to class." Izuku said, starting to drag the boys into class by running.
When they got into class they paused. Deadpool was in the teachers chair and teacher clothes on over his suit. "Deadpool Sensei." Izuku said, smiling. "Izu my pead to my pod, my favorite student!" Deadpool yelled, happily.
Izuku giggled, Deadpool pulled Izuku into a spinning hug, making Izuku giggle. Deadpool put her down, Izuku was a little dizzy, but good. "Are you our new teacher?" Izuku asked, smiling. "No, I'm the assistant sadly~" Deadpool said, dramatically.
"Gotcha, what are we doing today sensei? We get to shoot some people?" Izuku asked with a closed eye smile. "No, but I can take you out to shoot some people after school!" Deadpool said, happily, making Izuku cheer, people sweatdrop or gawked at this.
"Oh, yeah~ I got the drugs~" Izuku said, making Deadpool jump up and down. "What?! where?! Show me! I want some!" Deadpool cheered, "Yeah, where Izuku?" Aizawa said, making Izuku sweatdrop. "Did I say drugs, I meant candy, yeah candy~" Izuku pulled out a pixi stick full of cocaine to his uncle while saying that. Shinsou and Tokoyami facepalm at that. "Izuku gives drugs." Aizawa said, actvating his quirk. Izuku made a run for it. "NOT MY BABIES!" Izuku yelled, Izuku made it down the hall with Aizawa running after her.
After an hour Aizawa came back panting with Izuku tied up, grinning like a mad man. Aizawa had random things scattered on him and a ripped hero suit with a big bump on his head.
The class was sitting down watching deadpool try to teach, when they saw them come in. Deadpool gasped. "Oh my what happened? Looks like you been in a hurricaine." Deadpool said, dramatically. He then turned his attention to Izuku. "My princess~ Are you okay? You're not hurt? Want me to hug you all better?" Deadpool said, running to Izuku. Aizawa let Izuku go and plopped on the floor. "I'm fine, I went to see granny. She said I was getting like you everyday~" Izuku said, making Deadpool wipe the fake tear of proudness from his mask. Deadoool hugged her to death.
"You two are going to be the death of me. I ran all around japan as she ran from doing drugs. When we finally made it to a house. She walked in and ran, while I got hit by an old lady, she stopped when Izuku finally said something! I thought my husband was going to be the death of me!" Aizawa said, before passing out. Izuku giggled, Deadpool and her fist bump. Izuku then picked Aizawa up in bridal style. "Oh, my baby is so strong~" Deadpool said, dramatically.
Izuku walked out of the class and brought him to recovery girl. Izuku laid him down on the bed and put Aizawa in a grown man's baby suit with a soother in his mouth, taking pictures of it. Izuku closed the curtain and looked back at the old lady. "Tell him when he wakes up, that Izuku put him to bed. He's sleeping like a baby so don't wake him up~" Izuku said, "Okay, sweetie. You should head to class, I will take care of him." She said, smiling. Izuku smiled at her warmly. "Thank you." Izuku said, before walking off giggling, she couldn't wait until he woke up.
Izuku walked into class with a kind smile. "He's sleeping like a baby~" Izuku said, walking over to Deadpool showing him pictures as we both cooed. Izuku sent one to midnight and Present Mic, you could hear Present Mic's laughing from their classroom.
Izuku then skipped off and sat on Shinsou's lap. "What did you do to my dad?" Shinsou asked, worried. "You'll find out when he wakes up~" Izuku cooed, grinning. She showed the picture to Momo, who bursted out laughing. "Oh no." was all Shinsou could say, gripping onto Izuku tighter. "Don't worry, kitten. I'll survive probably~" Izuku said, grinning like a maniac.
Izuku watched her uncle act like a wacko teaching stuff he doesn't know, soon he just throws stuff out the window. "Deadpool sensei, why don't we just get sonic to teach us?" Izuku stuggests, "Get idea, my number 1 student!" Deadpool said, "Sonic boi, you teach!" Deadpool yelled, pointing at Iida. "This is highly inappropriate-" Iida gets cut off, by getting thrown out of his seat and Deadpool now in his seat who looks like a kid going to elementary school in the 50s but a grown man.
"My name is billy and I'm a new student!" Deadpool said in a kids voice, that made some laugh. "Hi billy, I'm Izuku." Izuku said, smiling. "I'm Momo." Momo said, who was sitting beside them. "I'm Shinsou." Shinsou said, grinning at the now angry Iida. "Shut up, fine, I'll teach!" Iida yelled, Izuku gasped. "The teacher swore, that mean's we can swear in this class. I would like to point out this new teacher we have is stupid~" Izuku said, making Shinsou, Tokoyami, Denki, Sero, Mina, and Momo snicker.
"That is inappropriate language, please refrain in swearing." Iida said, hands like a robot. "But you swore not so long ago, sir." Billy (Deadpool) said, "Yeah." Izuku cheered, Iida felt like dying at this point.
Izuku jumped into Momo's arm. "The teacher isn't teaching us, teach me momo." Izuku said with innocent pleating eyes. Momo squealed a little, Momo hugged her, making most of the class sweatdrop. "How about we go off to the cafeteria and get coffee." Shinsou said, Izuku nodded happily.
Izuku pulled Momo and Shinsou. Deadpool picked up Izuku. "Goodbye, billy out!" Deadpool yelled, before running down the hall laughing, Iida just yelled at them, then yelled more as Shinsou and Momo just walked out following the two. When they got into the cafeteria, they all sat down.
They then heard little footsteps. They turned and saw Nezu. "Hi hybrid stuffy!" Deadpool said, cheerfully. "Good morning, Deadpool, Izuku, Shinsou, and Momo. What are you guys doing out of class?" Nezu asked, sitting down. "Our new teacher doesn't teach~" Izuku said with an innocent smile. "Oh, where's mister Aizawa?" Nezu asked, Izuku showed him the pictures. Nezu had a flicker in his eyes. "Can you send me those?" Nezu asked, smiling kindly. "Of course!" Izuku said, starting to send them all to Nezu.
Izuku then sat on Momo's lap putting her head on Momo's chest, falling asleep. Deadpool cooed at that. "You guys will be going to the U.S.J soon, Deadpool you will be staying here with me." Nezu said, Deadpool pouted. "When are we going?" Shinsou asked, "At the end of this week!" Nezu said, happily.
Izuku jumped up out of nowhere. "I'm going to the zoo!" Izuku yelled, happily, Shinsou sweatdropped. "Why?" He asked, "I'm going to see if the pretty kitty's are hungry." Izuku said, smiling. Make Shinsou freak with Momo.
"You go have fun sweetie~" Deadpool yelled, watching Izuku run off with her boyfriend and girlfriend run after her. "Ahh~ Young kids these days! She reminds me of me when I was younger." Deadpool said, dreamliy. "You still act as a kid." Nezu said, making deadpool gasp in fake hurt. "IZUKU!!!" Could he hear an angry voice in the distance.
Izuku got tickets with her friends and went into the zoo with their hero suits for fun. Izuku ran around like a kid. When they made it to the tiger dome, where it showed hungry tigers down below. "Why are we here?" Shinsou asked, sighing. "Because, look at the cute tigers that are hungwe~" Izuku cooed, a little girl beside them looked at them.
"Wow, are you guys heroes?" She asked, amazed. "Heroes in training." Momo said, "Wow, what are your hero names?" She asked with a bright smile. Izuku smiled at her. "GonnaGoFast!" Izuku said, jumping into the tiger den, before Aizawa could capture her in his weapon. There were lots of screams in horror and Shinsou and Momo calling her name. Izuku got eaten.
Izuku was in a bag and getting dragged to the police station by a police officer as she talked his ear off. When they got there, the detective pocked Izuku's body. "How the hell?" He said, making izuku smirk. "Don't touch me with a pencil, unless you're into that play~" Izuku said, wiggling her eyebrows. The detective sighed. "Well, Izuku. What the hell made you think it was a good idea to jump into a tiger's feeding ground?" The detective asked, "The tigers were hungry. I just wanted to feed them~" Izuku said, grinning. The detective sighed again. "Aizawa you look like you gotta take a shit, you good? You need your binkie?~" Izuku asked, making Present Mic laugh and Aizawa glare at Hizashi and Izuku.
"Last time you were in here was because you jumped off a 20 feet story building and you said you were learning how to dive, then the other you got hit by 20 cars, then another time when you fell off a cliff walking backwards, then another time..." He got caught off by Shinsou. "We got it, she had been in her many times for stupid things." Shinsou said, making Izuku laugh. "Well, you don't have any legs, arms or a stomach, we will call, recovery girl to heal up your healing speed." Present Mic said, chuckling.
"Okay, oh Aizawa, I would do whatever Nezu says for awhile he got black mail..." Izuku said, eye smiling. "WHAT DID YOU DO?!" Aizawa yelled, Izuku looked away whisling.
"I got to pet a fuzzy kitty today~" Izuku said, ignoring Aizawa. "Yes you did." Momo said, smiling, ignoring the gorey sight and looking at Izuku's face. Recovery girl came rushing in. "Oh my god..." Recovery girl muttered, Recovery girl kissed Izuku's head and everything healed up. "That is fast, that would usefully just stop the bleeding and feel it enough, to get medical treatment faster." Recovery girl said in disbeilf. "Izuku's quirk makes it so she can't die and heals faster than normal humans." The detective said, Recovery girl nodded in amusement. "Like her uncle I see~" Recovery girl said, smirking.
Izuku clung to Momo half naked, Momo quickly hid her body with her's and Shinsou stepped infront of them. Deadpool came crashing in with a mini deadpool suit that was green. "How were the kitties?~" He asked, excitedly. "They were cute..." Izuku mutter, tiredly. "Aww~ Aren't you the cutest. I got you clothes~" He said, happily.
Momo helped Izuku get changed. When Izuku was finished she looked like a small green deadpool. Izuku's aunt then walked in. "Hello dumpling, aww~ You look so cute, like a mini green deadpool!" her aunt squealed. Izuku yawned, before falling asleep slowly in Momo's arms. "She must have had fun! Now let's get out of here~" Her aunt said, they all walked out of the police station, exsept the detective.
They walked out and went to a bar that the Deadpool family goes to often. Izuku woke up groggily, Izuku blinked a couple times, she was comfy between Momo's boobs. "Hi Weasel..." Izuku muttered, "Hello princess, what can I do for you all?" Weasel said, smiling. "Food and drinks." Deadpool said, as they sat down at a table.
"Why are we in a bar?" Aizawa said, yawning a little. "We come here all the time. The bartender is uncle's best friend." Izuku said, sitting up on Momo's lap. "Sooo~ Izuku, which one are you dating, the purple haired boy or the girl?" Her aunty asked, "The purple head." Izuku said, pointing to Shinsou.
"Nice to meet you, I'm Vanessa, Deadpools fiance and Izuku's aunt." Vanessa said, smiling. "I'm Hitoshi Shinsou, those are my dads Shouta and Hizashi." Shinsou said, pointing to each. "You can call me Momo, I'm Izuku's girlfriend." Momo said, making Shinsou and Izuku chuckle. "Are you guys in a poly relationship?" Deadpool asked like a teenage girl. "No." Izuku said, giggling. "Momo is just my girlfriend and Shinsou is my boyfriend." Izuku said, simply, making Aizawa and Hizashi sweatdrop. "Cute, I got a boyfriend too, his name is Colossus." Deadpool said, making Izuku giggle. "Your gald he ain't here to hear this." Izuku muttered, making Momo snicker.
They all talked and ordered food before they had to leave. Afterwards Izuku hugged Momo tightly and kissed her cheek. Izuku went to Shinsou and kissed him on the lips then hugged Aizawa and Hizashi. While Deadpool hugged Momo and Hitoshi together and spun them, before sitting them down. The Deadpool family got in a taxi that started driving away like crazy at high speed down the road, making the rest sweatdrop.
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