Bab 16: A Sappy Night
Sap- So... Let me say it again... Do you want to join hands?
Haisha- What--- *Starts laughing* YOU WANT TO JOIN HANDS?! ARE YOU CRAZY?! WHY WOULD I WANT TO JOIN HANDS WITH YOU?!
Sap- I just said why moments ago... I can create a fake story to explain what happened here today... I'm a writer after all...
Haisha- What if you just act like you're helping me right now and then tell them everything when you get the chance?
Sap- Uhm.... You're better than I thought... Wouldn't have thought that because you're great at acting...
Haisha- Yeah... Yeah I am great at acting... Really great... *Haisha looks the other way* I could just make up a fake story myself and act like that's what happened... Oh!! What about you---
Haisha turns around and sees Sap stabbing himself in the leg
Haisha- WHAT ARE YOU?!
Sap- *Huff* That guy from Abyss took down our little Aeroblade... But... He lost a leg *huff* *huff* he wouldn't still admit defeat and stabbed me when I tried to walk away from the scene... You got scared and grabbed his pistol... Which had fallen on the ground... And shot him dead... How do you like the story? *Falls down*
Haisha- YOU CRAZY LITTLE---
Sap- I told you I was twisted... Will you join forces with me?
Haisha- I'll have to think about that... But... At this rate, you'll collapse... We need to take you to doc...
Sap- So... You trust me?
Haisha- You fucking stabbed yourself in the leg!! How could I not?!
Sap- I'm happy to hear that... Now... If you'll excuse me, my humanity is returning... *He starts vomiting* No matter how many times I see it, dead bodies do make me *vomits*
Haisha- You... You've been suppressing this feeling all this long?! You really are twisted...
Sap- Ugh... Was that a compliment?
Haisha- Take it however you want... Welcome to the team... The 2-man team... Seems like I'll have to rename it to HS... Oh wait... You are not even conscious... Wow...
[Meanwhile]
Kazuto- Well... Well... Well... Who do we have here....? Yamato!!
Ken- Don't call me by that name... Naruto...
Kazuto- Heh... You're still the same...
Ken- Yeah I am...
Kazuto- Wanna see an explosion?
Ken- Why not? Did you find another ability which helps you do party tricks?
Kazuto- Well... I do have yet to copy this ability... But... I won't be the one using it right now...
Ken- I see... What is going to blow up? The prison behind me?
Kazuto- Yup...
They hear the prison behind them blow up
Ken- Uhm....
Kazuto- Aren't you a mind reader? Why are you surprised?
Ken- I didn't read your mind back then...
Kazuto- Why? Don't tell me... You lost your ability to read minds?!
Ken- Nah... I just felt like you were gonna do something fun... So... I wanted it to be a surprise...
Kazuto- Oh well... If you want to do something fun... Then... Do you want to destroy Hiroshima?
Ken- Why not?
[Meanwhile]
??- Uh?! I bombed this place just like you told me to... What else do you want?!
A man was standing there... With what seemed to be a talking cat robot...
Cat robot- Uhm... What are you going to do now? Stay here and get caught again? Start running!!
??- I would... If you would just stop controlling me with this fucking collar...
Cat robot- No can do... All of the high level criminals here are under my control now...
Courier- I don't care about my life... What I care about is money... Just take my life...
Cat robot- I'll give all of you money... A lot... It'll turn you into billionaires...
???- I don't know who or what you are... I'll call you pussy since that's what you are... I don't hang around with pussies... But... I feel like it'll be fun if I hang around with you...
Cat robot- ATLEAST SOMEONE IS GOOD HERE!! Thanks Brawler...
Brawler- You're welcome pussy...
??- Ugh... Okay... Let's go...
????- Umm... Bomber-san!! What will I do?
Bomber- ASK THE ROBOT!! NOT ME!!
????- Umm... Kitty-san!! What will I do?
Cat robot- You were not a part of the original plan... But... Just come with us... Don't try to mix in with the other criminals...
????- Okay... But... I'm a normal citizen...
Cat robot- Yeah... I know you are a swindler... You don't have to say that to me... Anyways... Info Manipulator and Cutthroat... What are you guys going to do?
Cutthroat- I want to kill some people...
Information Manipulator- Uhm... I don't have a collar on me... It's with that girl there... So... I guess I'm a free man...
Cat robot- I won't force any of you to do anything right now... I can just help some of you with getting a normal life in the meantime... I'll just need your help in three months... Please help me then...
????- Then can I go back to my normal life for now?
Cat robot- I'll help you hide... Don't worry... Come with me... Bomber... Swindler... Brawler.... This place is going to be destroyed...
Information Manipulator- I'll just try to hide somewhere in this city for now...
Cat robot- Oh... This whole city is going to be destroyed today... And... In three months time, this whole country will be turned upside down...
Information Manipulator- That's when the general votes are...
Cat robot- Yeah... And that's when we'll do it... This place will be turned upside down...
The surrounding area crumbles down as someone comes down like a comet
Kazuto- HELL YEAH IT WILL!!
Ken- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? DID YOU HIT YOUR HEAD TOO HARD WHEN YOU FELL?
Kazuto- Heh... You wouldn't get it now... So... Wanna continue business discussions while continuing this fight?
Ken- Hell yeah...
They go away while fighting.
Brawler- I WANT TO FIGHT THOSE GUYS!!
Bomber- Seems like a lot of people are running away from the area... What are these guys? They destroyed so much that easily...
Cat robot- They are allies... This destruction is so that the normal people seek refuge in the other cities too... That will help you guys blend in... I'll contact you guys in three months...
Bomber- O-Okay...
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