Bab 140: Whack-A-Slime

"AH, GHOST!!!"

These guys are way too easily scared haha. What part of me looks like an undead?

One of them is even gesticulating heavily while doing an obvious prayer.

*Thud*

"I'm sorry we didn't mean to cause your death! We were sure you were confident in handling the vanguard! We never tried to kill you! Please pass away in peace and accept our apologies!"

He is kneeling asking for forgiveness. Like dude, I know you didn't try to kill me. I simply slipped.

These guys have no motive to kill me either.

I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry about this situation. Do I look that bad for them to confuse me with an undead?!

[*Sigh* Just get up already. Isn't the floor all wet and DISGUSTING?!]

They all come to a halt….then one of them has a eureka moment.

"Could you perhaps….be alive ?!"

[Yep, why wouldn't I be?]

"But there are countless slimes down there!"

[Yeah…. slime. These are not dragons or something, just slimes. You guys ready to keep going?]