After Zutiria and I finish up our pleasurable morning escapade we get dressed, put on our respective glasses and then head downstairs to see Sam. It's true that I don't need my glasses as long as either Sam or Zutiria are in view, but I don't mind wearing them as I go around seeing to my day to day activities.
They're a safety net of sorts and... they remind me of Grandpa.
After a brief walk down the creaky wooden stairs, the two of us find Sam sitting at a table in the entrance hall. She's kept herself busy by sorting a big pile of new quests that must have arrived in the mail today. The Princess is placing quests she qualifies for off in their own little pile, and I can't help but notice the huge red blush on her grumpy, flustered looking face. Her great sword is at her side, so she's ready to head off after we get some breakfast.
"Nice of you two to join me. Better late than never, I guess..." Sam 'hmphs' playfully and crosses her arms. Seems she's in something of a mood, and her boots tap arrogantly against the creaky wood of the floor.
"Jealous, Sam?" I sit beside her and move in closer with a grin while Zutiria sits on the opposite end of the table, looking through the new quests on her own after setting down her staff beside her.
"YES!" Sam blurts loudly with no hesitation at all. "Gods, I could hear you guys fucking like wild rabbits from all the way down here...! I swear I almost thought you were going to break the damn bed at the end there! I wanna fuck like that too, ya know!"
Curse my rickety-ass floors. Yet another reminder of the endless shit that needs replacing.
Learning we had an audience the whole time causes the mage to blush brightly and cover her face behind thick sheets of quest posters, pretending to read them. 'We'll share him later, Sammy. I only wanted to start playing catch up on the significant head start you have on me. He's mine too from now on.'
Sam sighs and plops over the table. "I know, I know. It's just that I'm used to getting some action in the morning..."
"And you still will. Most days." I lovingly stroke her blonde, tousled hair as she continues to groan. "But you'll have to get used to going without. When you're a higher ranked adventurer you might be gone on far away quests for weeks at a time."
Her eyes instantly widened from shock. "WEEKS?!"
"Weeks. You need to leave the nest someday, Sam. It's not like those quests would be that frequent, anyway." I confirm, much to her dismay.
'You'll be fine. We should focus less on playful banter and more on the plan for today.' Zutiria returns from hiding behind the papers, revealing a tranquil hint of her soft smile.
"Right. We still weren't done testing the exact limits of my magical 'gift' when you arrived- the lower gift not the eye gift- and now that you're here it has messed up our schedule slightly."
Adjusting her glasses like the truest of academic scholars, Zutiria nods her head. 'Catch me up.'
So I do... after adjusting my own glasses, of course. We nod in mutual respect for the power of our eyewear, while Sam just gives us a distant look.
I tell her about the twenty-four hour duration period and the difference of effectiveness depending on the orifice. I explained how Sam and I were going to test anal soon and the little lady had quite a red face after that. Moreover, now that she's finally arrived we need to see just how much Zutiria can contribute in a quest and find out if my semen's magic works on her as well as Sam.
The Princess's mood perks up significantly when she remembers she'll get to lose the last of her virginities tonight after the semen in her system wears off. It's a good thing she didn't get laid this morning after all, or else she'd have had to go without as we waited for the effect to wear off.
'I'm glad I showed up when I did. I don't think I would have wanted to wait a whole day without more... nightly activities with you, Sir.' I blush as Zutiria gives me an idle, but inviting smile.
This slightly ticks off Sam, who wraps an arm around me as she presses her youthful, curvy body against mine. "It's not fair. You two are already so cute and romantic with each other. Daddy, love me too! I want to be all lovey-dovey and shit with you just as much as she does!"
"Wasn't sharing me with Zutiria your own idea? And need I remind you that it was you who suggested filling up the Guild with even more beautiful women for me to 'manage'." I smile teasingly at her flustered Highness. Honestly, I wasn't expecting she would be so clingy and adorable but I'm really into it... makes me feel special, which is still a very foreign feeling.
I think I could get used to it, though.
Sam looks away with comical tears in her eyes. "W-Well yeah, and it IS super hot but... maybe I shoulda waited until after our sexy honeymoon period was over? I mean, we were in bliss! Every day was full of fucking, sexual tension, fucking, kinky shit, fucking and making money for the Guild! You and me against all the realms, Daddy!"
I kiss Sam's cheek and hug her tighter. "You'll be fine, Princess."
Sam continues to grumble as if to say otherwise, but I know she's happy deep down. I guess this is just her more spoiled side coming out.
'Speaking of making money for the Guild, is there a long term plan here? I know the gist both from Sam and from context clues. Dead grandpa, you're a creepy loner who the town hates so you never get any business... and so on. I'm not judging how this place came to be in its present state, but this is frankly awful. I found a rat in my hat when we were getting dressed.'
Sam guffaws loudly and I raise an eyebrow. I put aside the fact that she called me a creepy loner and focus on the rat part. "What?! I was right there, why didn't you say any-"
Zutiria stares blankly at me.
"Right..."
With a playful smile, the mage takes off her little black beret. 'It's ok. I kept it.' She overturns it revealing a large gray rat hiding inside of her hat. It squeaks happily, and I find myself facepalming as she shows the jittery little beast off to Sam. The Princess is highly amused, while I'm just stuck wondering what she's doing about the droppings.
I once heard a story regarding a certain magical school which, in an effort to save on construction costs, had no bathrooms. Teachers and staff alike encouraged its students to just shit up and down the hallways wherever they wanted and to magic it away with teleportation spells. Needless to say, this experimental architectural cost cutting measure did not pan out.
The school was instantly lambasted by the public and closed down within a year and its former students faced endless bullying when transferring back to public magic schools. I thought perhaps Zutiria might be using a similar technique on her new furry friend.
'I know what you're thinking. Don't worry. It's gone before it ever even comes out.' Zutiria shoots me a thumbs up and I can't help but laugh.
I'm surprised at just how funny she can be once you get to know her, and I can't wait to spend even more time with her.
"Anyways," I brush aside the rat in the hat topic and it disappears back into her beret. "You and Sam are the only active adventurers this Guild has. We have some goals, sure, but we can't do anything until we start making some actual money and we have more members I can deploy on more challenging and lucrative quests."
Zutiria leans forward in her seat, giving me the slightest of curious gazes. 'And how far are you trying to take this little place, Sir? What exactly is your endgame?'
Sam squeezes my hand and flexes a tomboyish grin. "Tell her, Daddy."
I take a deep breath and look her right in the eyes. "I want Dewhurst to go back to being the best damn Guild in Karnalle, just like it used to be. Hell, I want it to be the best Guild in ALL the realms."
As if to rain on my parade, Zutiria flatly corrects me. 'Well most other realms don't rely on Guilds in the first place, especially the further you get from Karnalle. Only the closest ones to us have Guilds of their own, but none of them rival Perlshaw. If they need help they'll usually use a mage to deliver an urgent quest to our realm.'
I dejectedly sigh, and put slump over on the table just like Sam did moments ago. Zutiria seems to notice her mistake and grows worried. 'I'm sorry, Sir, I'm not good at this conversation thing. Your determination is inspiring and... um. You looked very attractive when you declared your dreams, Sir. Very masculine and... Romantic. In the classical sense of the word, I mean.'
Sam holds back a laugh and sharply elbows me in the ribs, much stronger than I'd like. "Woah Boss, Zuzu called you masculine."
"Jealous?" I smirk up at Sam, reflecting the taunt back to her.
'Fret not. You are also very masculine, Sammy.' Zutiria has my back on this and doubles the pressure skillfully.
���ZUZU!" She stands up as a deep blush overtakes her face, while Zutiria just smiles. The mage is very amused and for that matter, so am I.
Having them both here is the best feeling in all the realms. Not only are both girls beautiful, sexy, ravishing and all that other lewd stuff, but they're genuinely fun and amazing to spend time with. When they're around I don't feel like everything in the world is conspiring to make me fail.
I want to be with Sam and Zutiria.
I feel like they both bring me hope... and that's more valuable than any quest reward. Sentimentality aside, though. Daddy needs to get paid.
A fun little slice of life chapter for you all. - Follow me on Twitter @PunishedKomics for lots of art of my characters and updates!