Bab 13: Oolong the terrible
Chapter 13
Oolong the terrible
Just as we were all done, we felt the house beginning to shake and the ground rumbled. Sherman let Goku and Bulma know that it was Oolong, to which Bulma nodded and told one of the other villagers to have everyone else in their houses which they happily did.
I was confused about how the hell Oolong was able to shake the ground with his pitiful weight. Shaking my head I decided to ponder on this later.
We came out of the house. Bulma in an attempt to cheer him up said: "It's now up to us" to which Goku asked whether she was also planning to confront Oolong with him.
She just led Goku outside while she locked the door and chose to stay indoors. She peeked through the hole in the door that Goku made and said "I will pray. Don't forget now! Do it just like we planned"
Typical of Bulma – to hide behind someone while others do her work,
To initiate the plan but he had to hide his face. Goku even pouted and wondered out loud as to why he couldn't just beat him up.
The thuds got closer and closer until a large ogre was leering down at Goku. This ogre was twice the size of all the houses in the village, with a large bulk, red skin, and two large horns on top of his head. Though since he deemed this a "formal" occasion, he was wearing a white tuxedo with a bouquet of flowers in his hands. If he was a real one it would have been a tough fight considering his size and strength.
Oolong then tried to seduce "Pocawatha" by trying to sound nice and gift "her" with the flowers "I have come for you, my sweetie pie" His eyes then went to Goku's power pole.
"You are becoming my bride but all you are bringing is that staff with you?" He said to which Goku replied, "Yeah! So hurry up and take me already".
Only with great effort, was I able to control my laughter otherwise, I am sure Oolong would have heard it.
Bulma meanwhile just commented "Oh man what horrible acting. He's going to suspect something if you talk like that"
Oolong just smiled and said "Now don't act so impolite and so angry. I am very nice you see"
Then like canon Goku began to feel the call of nature at this very unfortunate time, which made him shake in place. Oolong noticed and misinterpreted it as "Pocawatha" being scared of his visage, so he decided to change that by using his powers to turn into a handsome looking man with a very charming voice.
"How is this, my young lady? Or would you prefer a slightly younger man?"
Apparently, that kicked rationality from Bulma's mind because she had immediately thrown open the front door and stared at the new form of Oolong with hearts in her eyes. I literally fell over at how ridiculous she was at falling for such a trick that she personally saw for herself. She introduced herself "Hello I am Bulma. I am 16 years old"
Oolong just asked "What's your Bust size?" to which she opened the zip of her jacket and replied very proudly "32C" by puffing her boobs out.
'Huh! That means she has bigger boobs than I suspected' I mused
Oolong got a perverted smile on hearing this. I had no doubt that he was thinking of pafu–pafu.
Oolong was contemplating on going for Bulma (Who was both a looker and had a really nice chest) or "Pocawatha" who was younger than her.
A young lady or not, she was innocent and he promised to himself that he would be nothing but supportive to her once he took her away. But then he went back to Bulma….and that chest! That long blue hair and those shapely curves! Ugh, how could he NOT choose that!? But how would that make him look, go for a random more mature woman when he had his sights set on….huh? He looked around to realize that "Pocawatha" had gone missing. That is until he heard the sound of liquid trickling behind him.
It was Pocawatha…reliving herself standing up?
Oolong knew that was off by a mile making him go to investigate. And when he drew near…his "Pocawatha" had something she shouldn't have had in the slightest. Oolong felt his world shatter at the sight as he screamed about how he was deceived.
When Goku finished up his business and looked at him he asked what gave him away and wondered how he could tell without patting his crotch before deciding that it was probably his tail. Truthfully it was all very hilarious to see.
Oolong's hair stood on end as his eyes turned red and he grew fangs in a large fit of anger "How dare you to deceive me?" He said and then burst into a cloud of yellow and pink smoke before he revealed himself to be a giant black bull with purple hair between his large horns.
Bulma realized that she had been tricked before she came back into Sherman's house and even said to be careful, to which the man scolded her about easily falling for Oolong's tricks. "You have a problematic personality. The plan's a failure and on top of that, we have angered Oolong too" Though he was at least grateful that the monster wouldn't want to marry Pocawatha anymore as he was more interested in Bulma. Pocawatha thought she'd make a great bride and even thanked her.
I started laughing at that. Seriously how long could I control my laughs? At last, I felt a little bit calm after laughing. In the meanwhile, Bulma screamed her disagreement at marrying a bull and asked them to stop making things on their own.
She then turned back to the hole in the door and yelled to Goku to forget the plan and just take Oolong down. The ever grateful monkey-tailed boy threw off those uncomfortable clothes, brought out his Power Pole and readied himself for a fight, with a smirk on his face. Oh yeah, and Bulma reminded him to find out where the girls were and stay alive.
While Goku began to stretch for an eminent fight, Oolong, in his new….Mexican accent and terminology….began to go into a series of taunts about how stupid Goku was being at challenging him – A large scary bull versus a small boy. He tried to play on the fear, he believed he was inducing on the kid, and suggested he traded Bulma for Oolong sparring his life.
Goku refused and still got ready to battle with a determined look, making Oolong sweat a bit at the defiance. He kept trying to speak logic into him saying that Goku had no chance of winning compared to someone like him and stomped the ground to be even more intimidating but Goku wasn't budging in the slightest. Oolong began sweating more as the kid didn't seem to be even the least bit frightened of him but his eyes wandered to the clock to check something.
He gasped when he looked at the time and before Goku knew it, the large bull began to rush away from him to the village exit on the other side. Goku gave chase, not allowing him to get away easily, yet when Oolong rushed out of the village and made a left turn there was a massive burst of yellow and pink smoke. I didn't see the next part but I already knew how it would play out.
Goku would make it to the village exist and look left and right for a bull or anything else that was moving away quickly since he saw the smoke. He would hear whistling to his left and looked to see a pig, wearing a Mao suit, leaning against the brick wall. Goku would ask him if he had seen a large bull run past which the pig would point in a random direction, sending Goku charging said direction.
What Goku wouldn't know was that that pig was Oolong – The real form of Oolong to be exact. While his powers of transformation were impressive he could only hold any form for 5 minutes. When the time was up he would forcefully revert, so he ran before Goku or anyone else could see.
Once Goku returned to alert the village that Oolong had 'vanished', the pig decided that he needed to out-do himself, to scare off Goku since he would be a problem.
In a massive burst of pink and yellow smoke Oolong was some sort of mechanical giant that was holding a pair of chopsticks in one hand and hot soup in the other. Of course, since he appeared in the middle of the village everyone screamed and ran back into their houses while Goku remained outside. Oolong tried to threaten that he would cook Goku in the soup and eat him, with it too, once again, fail at frightening him.
He got more agitated at this and even went and burned his hand on the soup, making him drop it and cry in pain at being burned. Naturally, Oolong blamed Goku. Meanwhile, a small boy stealthily made it at the back of the Oolong and threw a stone directly at his head. Oolong cried out in the pain.
Damn, that was hilarious. Seriously it was one thing to see it on TV and totally other than in real life. The boys' mother came and took him back home while Oolong just issued some threats.
Goku started feeling that Oolong wasn't as strong as he tried to make himself out to be and that since he learned kung-fu. He could tell just by looking at him. Oolong boasted that he was strongest in the entire world and then challenged Goku to break three bricks he picked up with one hand since he apparently knew martial arts. He didn't account for Goku using a single finger, which was unheard of. At that moment all bets were off and he knew that he had no chance against this kid no matter what form he took.
So he went for the next best thing – Escaping. He shifted his form into that of a large red bat and took off high into the air away from the village. Bulma shouted at Goku to go after him to find out where the girls went since he was just standing there, watching Oolong retreat. Goku called for his Nimbus, which he used to shoot after the bat. I could see that Goku quickly caught up to Oolong and grinned at seeing his baffled look at how the kid was following him in the air.
So he opted for something even faster. Another burst of magical smoke and he shot off through the air in the form of a high-speed rocket, but Goku Nimbus was still managing to match his speed. No matter how fast, how high or how many turns Oolong made, Goku caught up easily and he wasn't going to stop until he was caught.
It seemed as if this little game of cat and mouse would go on for a while, or it would've if Oolong's time limit didn't expire. Tens of miles in the air, he reverted back to his natural piggy state and began falling, screaming his head off all the way down. Goku, of course, was the one to catch him before he had become paste on the ground. Thankfully due to my superior eyes, I could see all of that and even relayed it to the villagers.
Goku then brought Oolong back to the village, where he was tied up and shown off to the village. Goku dropped him in the village square. Villagers were all surprised by his actual appearance. He was quite a bit shorter than us standing at 3'10 (Goku was 4'1 while I was 4'2) with pale pink skin. He really looked like a humanoid pig.
"So this Oolong's true form" "To think he was really just a weak pig" "He just looked so fearsome that no one was able to resist I guess" were some of the comments they were making. Most of them couldn't believe that this whole time, it was a little pig who's been scaring them all of this time.
"You better apologize to them," Goku told him or rather ordered him still holding on to the ropes.
Oolong was sufficiently cowed "P-Please excuse me"
"The girls you kidnapped, are alright? I assume" The old woman half asked half said.
"Y-yes extremely," He said. All of us sans me wondered what he meant by 'extremely'.
Bulma then demanded that he lead them to said girls and that he was finished causing havoc for these people. Goku couldn't help but point out to her that she was WAY braver now that Oolong was tied up and probably also because he was much smaller than her. I stifled a laugh but seeing others laughing I didn't stop it. Bulma blushed in embarrassment. She couldn't really say anything in her defense of course since she knew it to be true…but she wouldn't acknowledge it.
"Anyway, you're gonna have to take to your house now, Got it?" An old man said in a matter-of-fact tone. With that, all the villagers forced Oolong to take them to wherever it was that he stayed and so we all started following Oolong to his estate.
Goku noticed Oolong's eyes shifting over to him and the others, to which Goku said that if he turned into a bug he'd squash him. Oolong groaned and faced forward again. I don't know how Goku guessed but he guessed true.
Bulma joked about where his little shack was until we came up to the steps of a very large palace. When we got there we were all pretty surprised, Even me. His house was quite big. The canon didn't do it justice. It was actually behind a hill so that's why it couldn't be seen from the village. Otherwise, the estate was just 5 minutes away.
"You must be pretty vain to build a house like this. It doesn't fit you at all" Bulma remarked ironically considering she herself was pretty vain.
"Fufufu… It's a house I built with all the money I collected from scaring away the travelers" He bragged. The pride wasn't lost in his voice but no one cared.
"Don't brag about it" Goku scolded him.
The parents whose daughters were taken didn't waste time running inside shouting at top of their lungs "Lee! Everything's alright now!" "Sarah! It's mommy"; "Alexi! Daddy's come for you" They all screamed while running.
Three of the villagers ran up the stairs to head inside since their girls were the ones who were kidnapped. They expected to see anything possibly worrying or dangerous happening to their girls but…nothing about them lounging around in good clothes, eating delicious-looking food, or doing aerobics. The girls noticed their parents and/or caretakers but didn't really seem all that relieved to see them either.
But they began to issue favors to Oolong for him to get them things once they saw him. His initial plan was to have the girls cook and to help him take care of his house but they did nothing but lounge around, eat, and whatever else they do to occupy their time. He practically begged to have them taken-off his hands.
"This is why I wanted a nice and obedient girl. They just want more and more. They are costing me a fortune. I am begging you please take them back" Oolong said getting in tears. My heart really went out for him but the poor bastard brought this upon himself when he kidnapped those girls.
The old woman with the Dragon Ball smiled at Bulma and handed her the Dragon Ball, seeing as she kept her word in the end. Bulma was definitely elated to have our Dragon Ball collection increase by one, getting her one step closer to making her wish. Still, I reminded her "Now you owe me 2 normal and 1 small and a big favor" to which she just nodded and turned away without even uttering a word.
At the end, when Bulma questioned Villagers what they were going to do with Oolong, they were stumped. I recognized the creepy smile on Bulma's face. It meant she was scheming something. I knew she was scheming so that Oolong has no choice but to come with us. I let it play out as I didn't have much problem with that. I didn't want him to tag along with us but for the canon I let it slide. Moreover, it was Bulma's decision not mine.
In the end, Villagers got the best deal. They got rid of Oolong and got a mansion in return too. Bulma got her wish, and thus Oolong had no choice but to come with us. But again villagers were stumped with what to do with the estate. I didn't know what the villagers did with the estate in the canon but here I was, so I decided to give them some Business advice.
"You guys could use this as a Hotel or an Inn, you know. I reckon it will fetch some good money if anyone has time to take care of the estate. Travelers will be happy about staying in a nice place and you will generate a nice income for your village" I said. The villagers were quite surprised but still, they decided to follow my advice. I wanted something in return but they were quite poor so I left them be. In the joyous event of getting rid of Oolong and getting an estate, the villagers decided to celebrate.
I naturally participated in that. It was sometime before lunchtime. Oolong was in tears when we all finished a month's worth of food in a single sitting. I ate my heart's fill as I didn't have anything stored in my capsule other than that half Pterodactyl. Goku and Bulma didn't eat much as they weren't hungry much after all they did eat breakfast not a few hours before.
There were dance and music too. Goku didn't know how to dance but I knew from my previous life. So I danced with all 4 girls from the village. Even though I did notice their blush during the dance, I chalked it up to a small crush. They were quite small for any romantic thought after all.
I even danced with Bulma. I was sure to keep my hand just on her waist not wanting to ruin her mood by doing something perverted. I would be lying if the thought of groping her ass didn't come to my mind and I even had the perfect reason for it – my short height. Still, I controlled my lust.
All in all the party was great. We were very happy when we resumed our journey.
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Day 5
12 pm: Oolong came into the picture
12:12 pm: Oolong was beaten up.
12:30 pm: We reached the Oolong estate
1:30 pm: Resumed our Journey
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Power levels:
Bulma: 04
Goku: 43; Oozaru Form: Height and Power x10 (430)
Baali: 49+; Oozaru Form: Height and Power x10 (492+)
Oolong: 4 (only due to transformation ability otherwise its 3)
Pocawatha and other girls: 03
Village Priest and other men: 05 - 07
Status Power Mingguan
-- Peringkat
Power 
-- Power
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