Mythical nut

Standing in his room, Ben's eyes glowed as he gazed at the magical leaf in his hand. 'My first legendary item! My first artifact! Baby, we goin' from trash to treasure!'

Of course, the legendary rating wasn't everything. He still needed to see how useful it was in practice, which is why like any good movie scientist, he planned to test it on himself...

First though, he wanted to understand it better. 

Ben raised an eyebrow and glanced at the leaf. "Can you talk?"

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"Is there a hidden master inside of you?"

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"No? Then in the case you're really a comatose beauty, would you like one?"

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Getting no response, Ben sighed. "What a boring artifact…"