July 10, 2019
Titans Tower
I've been helping the Titans on missions for weeks before Tim recovered and thank god he did, because it seems like during those stupid missions, I end up doing all the work. I just want to find Slade and talk to him, I don't like all these steps in between. They're kinda like fetch quests in video games, annoying and pointless.
I'm currently going to the living room to see what the others are up to and- OH MY GOD!! It's Ms. Wizard without her hood up and she's beautiful!!! Honestly surprising.
Anyways right now we're leaving the tower to go fight some villains. Only reason I joined this time is because I don't want to sit around doing nothing.
*Timeskipuuuu*
Jon: Ughhh. How much longer is this gonna take?!
Rachel: Stop whining.
Jon: Maybe if you go on a date with me. Until then, no.
Only response I got was a blush from her and a quiet shut up. Jon used flirting!! It worked very well!! I crack mmyself up sometimes. Am I arrogant? A little bit. Am I still awesome? Definitely.
And we have finally arrived. There's a villain by the name of Cinderblock wreaking havoc on Jump City. Can't have that now, can we? Well here goes nothing. I slowly approach him, like a badass, and grab an RPG out of my duffle bag. Time to go to work.
Jon: Hey Cinderblock. Say hello to my little friend!!!
I then proceed to fire directly at his chest. Direct hit, I'm simply the best.
Jon: Jon lines up the shot, he shoots and he scores!!! GOALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Rachel: You're so stupid...
Jon: I'll have you know, I have college level education. *tilts chin upward*
Rachel: *sighs*
Jon: Respect my gangsta, woman.
Terra: You're supposed to be Slades son? Thought you'd be more serious.
Jon: Shut up. You're not of importance yet side character.
Garfield: What are you talking about dude?
Jon: Same goes for you. Shut. Up.
Tim: I knew you were crazy.
Jon: You can shut up just because I don't like you.
Rachel: You're very eccentric, you know that?
Jon: Please keep talk- aghh
I was cut off when the stone PoS slapped me into a wall. I of course did not like being slapped into walls, but it helps my evolution proccess.
Jon: Hey! You interrupted me!
Cinderblock: RAWGHHHH!!!!
Jon: OKAY! I got something for you!
I decided I could do this with my barehands and charged em'. He responded the same way and we met in the middle with our fists. It hurt of course, but it resulted in his arm bursting. I proceed to break off his other arm and knock em' out.
Jon: Now where was I- oh yeah! Listen Ms. Wizard, I would like to take your hand in marriage. I'll even change my name to Mr. Wizard, just give me a chance. *Tears spilling from eyes*
Rachel: Stop being an idiot!
Jon: Whatever you say Ms. Wizard. Alright, let's leave, I'm bored again.
*Timeskipuuu*
We arrived at the Tower and I decided we needed to celebrate and let loose.
Jon: Hey guys! Let's have a P-A-R-T-Why? Because we gotta.
Everyone-Rachel: Yeahh!!!
Jon: I didn't hear one from you Rachel.
Rachel: Because I'm going in my room, leave me alone.
Jon: C'mon! We're the best of friends, maybe even more, have some fun with us.
Rachel: 1. I'd never be more than friends with you and 2. I'm going to have fun alone reading a book.
Jon: You admitted we're friends~. And I didn't ask, come partay!!
Rachel: Ughhhh. Fine!
Jon: That's the way uhuhuh, I like it uhuh uhuh!!
Rachel: *quiet snickers followed by clearing throat*
Jon: You're not slick, I heard that. Don't worry I won't tell anyone so you can keep public image.
Rachel: Thanks, I guess.
Jon: No worries. I got ya back. Alright, let's get this party started!!
Everyone: Yeah!!!!
Everyone was having fun and relaxing until I decided this could get even more crazy and pulled out the viagra. Still have no idea what it does, but it's a drug and the internet says drugs make everything fun. Right?
Kori: Is that what I think it is?
Jon: Do you know what they do?
Kori: Yes. And it's not very appropiate for this occasion.
Jon: Then, what occasion is it appropiate for?
Kori: Just get rid of them.
So I did just that and threw them straight out the window. Thing is I forgot to open the window... whatever. Oh would you look at that another alarm. What villain am I destroying this time? It's my good friend Slade. Apparently he was spotted near a warehouse by the docks. I need someone to validate this information though, so beating up thugs it is.
*Timeskipuuu*
All right. Thug 1 is in an alley below me let's see how he's doing.
Jon: Hello Thug 1. May you be of assistance to me?
Thug 1: What? Who do you think you are?
Jon: The Main Character. Now I'm gonna need you to answer some questions for me.
Thug 1: Nah, but I will take your money.
I proceeded to point my pistol directly at his face.
Jon: How about now?
Thug 1: Alright, alright, chill. What do you need to know?
Jon: There we go, you only needed a little bit of positive encourage. Will Deathstroke gonna be near the warehouses at the docs tonight?
Thug 1: Yeah, and he'll be alone too.
Jon: Thanks. I hope to never see you again.
Thug 1: Before you go, who are you? I want a name to match the face.
Jon: Hmmmm... I guess you can call me... Evo.
How do you guys like the codename? Something I thought of myself. This chapter I wanted to put in a small amount of flirting from da boi himself this chapter. I want to progress his and Raachel's relationship, but not too fast.
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