Bab 75: The true start of the story that was just the prologue the whole time!
Frozen Milk could feel the doom looming over him as it was now Glimpse Water's turn to speak. What kind of nonsense would come flowing out of his mouth?
"I can still remember the first time father and I locked eyes. Father tried to protect me from this brute protagonist as he excused me of harassing a girl."
Sure enough, it was the rainbow-coloured vomit gracing Frozen Milk's mind.
...Did you forget? You actually harassed the waitress!
"And then the words of fatherly love just flowed from his mouth and it was the first time he admitted his true identity! The sight of me made him burn with passion, he couldn't help but view his son, me, as his silver lining."
What the actual fuck? That doesn't even make sense! Stop this bullshit!
"However, I was an ignorant and bratty son, so I disdained my father's love for me and even was disgusted as he lovingly and caringly stalked me for months! Only then could I see his persistence and had to beg for his forgiveness that I was an unfilial son."
I didn't stalk you! I was just making sure you weren't doing bad things and had to prevent you in case anything happened! Stop, twisting my goodwill as a father's incestuous, lecherous way, you maniac! And you three idiots stop biting on stuff to show your frustrations! I repeat, there's nothing to be jealous of!
"As I came to know father's true identity-"
"Enough!" Vil stepped forward, "I shall tell you the story of my Lord's and me brilliant life story."
No, no, no-
"Host, it seems you have a great time. Host being loved it great. I must say I'm jealous myself."
Fuck! Don't come jumping out like this and since when was your fucking monotone voice so emotional and I can hear you trying not to laugh your ass off!
"I was the very first one to meet my Lord just when he transmigrated, yet I failed to notice my Lord's intentions. I can still feel his long, slender fingers trailing up and down my biceps and abs, the desire in his eyes to start a forbidden relationship between a lustful Lord and his lowly subject."
You shut the fuck up! That is absolutely not fucking true! Don't make me out to be a fucking perverted Lord that lusts after his servants! All of you, I'm straight! And wipe that damn aroused disgusting look off your fucking face, you masochist!
"However, I lost my Lord and had to endure the blazing feelings he set into my heart for two years before I could meet him again."
You meant your fucking killing intent, no?
"Finally, when I was able to see my Lord again, I had to embrace him with my strong, warm arms."
You meant you were trying to crush me to death, no?
"And gently wrap my hands behind his head."
You meant you wanted to strangle me, no?
Fuck, stop this! Don't turn your attempts to kill me into some weird sexual shit!
"My husband would never fall for your lies," Holbe couldn't endure anymore. Hearing all those stories her heart grew teeth and wanted to bite all of their heads off.
Frozen Milk was every time from anew mesmerised by his holy beauty. She was indeed the most beautiful person this universe could produce and he created her. Everyone who laid eyes on her would instantly evaporate into tiny air balls to buzz around her so they could be in one way or another close to her.
"You all tremble and behold of our dream and other-worldly romantic love which even puts Romeo and Juliet to shame."
How in the world do you know who Romeo and Juliet are? I've never written this into the story!
"Our wedding was more than magical."
We never got married!
"I still remember the day when my husband stole my heart. As a beautiful bride, I stood on the altar fated and forced to marry a brute when suddenly my saviour crashed into my arms to steal me away."
Fucking hell, don't make me seem like a trash male who steals other's brides! And that was the mayor's daughter's wedding, wasn't it? She was the one who was supposed to marry and you were just a guest and when I crashed into your arms you threw me into a mob of angry guests with disgust! There was nothing romantic about it!
"And after that, after this from God blessed and holy encounter, we'd always-"
"STOP!" Frozen Milk couldn't take it anymore. He was way out of breath trying to justify himself in his mind. The only one who was able to hear his thoughts was the system anyway!
And that android shit laughed and laughed until it echoed in his ears and vibrated in his whole brain. He could literally feel how his brain smacked to all sides of his head.
"Frozen Milk!"
"My Lord!"
"Father!"
"Hubby!"
Frozen Milk was on the verge of bursting. Not just his patience, his brain, his veins and his eyes but his whole being was threatened.
"If you blimey twats don't let me down this instant, I'll make you all into cannon fodders and raise the normal ones into main characters I love!"
The gasps were so loud, so dramatic and so hurt, Frozen Milk thought he was in a soap opera.
They instantly freed him.
"Guys can we just settle this peacefully?" Frozen Milk rubbed his sore spots but was instantly touched in all those places by his suitors.
Frozen Milk's face blanked to the point it was now his natural expression. It moulded perfectly into the rest of his body.
"Ok, I have Frozen Milk on Mondays for myself!"
And so the fight for Frozen Milk's precious days started. In the end, it was settled peacefully if Frozen Milk disregarded the constant attacks at his ego.
The schedule looked like this:
Monday: Prota
Tuesday: Vil
Wednesday: Glimpse Water
Thursday: Holbe
Friday: Prota/Vil
Saturday: Glimpse Water/ Holbe
Sunday: Frozen Milk
Sunday was the only day Frozen Milk could catch a breath and rest.
Yes, he was like God. And on Sunday he laid rest.
Only difference was that Frozen Milk wished he could lay rest forever.
The adventure momentarily came to a halt. The world was already unified and the only broken and scattered thing was Frozen Milk who was divided into fours for his characters to enjoy themselves with. Frozen Milk wanted to cry.
His adventure was over but his misfortune only grew and grew. This was only the true beginning.
Bab 76: Monday sings my lovely Prota
Monday came.
The dreadful Monday came and started the beginning of Frozen Milk's cursed new life where he'd be handed like a toy between hungry little obsessed kids who were at the pinnacle of their childish greed.
Frozen Milk had to steel his nerves. He absolutely didn't want this to happen. The night before, the holy Sunday night Frozen Milk spent the entire time awake in his little cozy bed hoping, praying the night would last forever.
He would've appreciated it if he could be stuck in a loop to forever experience this night like in those films! However, of course, it'd never go as Frozen Milk wanted. Frozen Milk, driven to despair by his characters' decision, actually tried to escape.
Pack his things, steal all the money and leave far, far away but it was futile. His characters quickly, way too quickly caught on and clung onto him like little leeches afraid to be torn off and rot away on the ground.
Frozen Milk was afraid they'd lock him up but instead the cried injustice about Frozen Milk's treatment towards them. Wasn't he their creator? Why didn't he love them? They didn't understand how he could be so cruel.
If it was still Frozen Milk from the beginning, he would've rejoiced and taken pleasure at their pain and suffering but now it was Frozen Milk who felt pain seeing his dear characters let their tears shamelessly flow knowing he'd go all soft on them.
For the beloved devil, fuck!
Frozen Milk turned from a hardcore scum to a limp wimp! It was a disgrace for a character like him, all the other authors would ridicule him if they saw what he turned into!
Frozen Milk sat in his room in the big mansion his characters bought and awaited his fate. He felt like a prisoner on death row, but that was exactly what he was! With no mercy or any rights to defend himself, handed to his demise just like that! And just like that, Frozen Milk gave in!
He didn't want to admit but he did love his characters dearly and somewhere deep down in his almost normal human-like beating heart he was reluctant to leave them behind.
"System, you still haven't implemented the return feature? What a useless pile of garbage you are!"
It was now a given that Frozen Milk didn't even try to sugarcoat his words, flatter the system anymore. Throughout his whole ordeal, his system just quietly stood by and snickered, this little abdominal creation snickered and snickered in the back of his mind, almost driving him insane.
Frozen Milk wished he could poke a hole in his head and fish around to finally pull out the system, throw it on the ground and step on it a few times, mow with a tractor over it a few times. He hoped it'd turn into a bloody masochist like his villain, a loyal little dog wanting to be punished.
Fuck! He couldn't believe he just wished for that, it was basically him admitting he liked his villain's pitiful character!
Frozen Milk stood up and was about to hammer his head against the wall in hopes he could wake up and this was all a dream. Yes, even after two years he still held this hope!
Frozen Milk was persistent in everything he did.
Suddenly, a knock freed Frozen Milk from his turbulent thoughts dragging him to hell that was reality.
"Frozen Milk are you there?"
Frozen Milk took a sharp breath, it was Prota. He debated if he should answer or not, or if maybe the small possibility existed that he could somehow avoid the meeting.
But of course not, Frozen Milk's face blanked for the 100 millionth time. Prota barged in like he belonged in here, right next to Frozen Milk.
"Frozen Milk! I missed you, you missed me too, right?" Prota knelt in front of Frozen Milk who sat on his bed. He took Frozen Milk's hands in his and looked up at him with puppy eyes.
Hope, anticipation and another crazy obsessed emotion was hidden behind them. Frozen Milk's heart skipped a beat. This was dangerous.
Frozen Milk could feel himself melting into butter in his protagonist's hands, so the latter could smear it all over his body and gloriously proclaim how much Frozen Milk loved him and how much he could pleasure himself with Frozen Milk.
At the various lewd and weird thoughts intruding Frozen Milk's mind, he immediately slapped Prota's hands away and stood up.
Frozen Milk coughed and put his hands behind his back. What Frozen Milk thought at this moment was that he must look like a scholar, dignified with a cultivated aura. Prota who adored and admired him regardless of what must be impressed by how esteemed Frozen Milk could be.
Just like Frozen Milk predicted, Prota crawled on his knees over to Frozen Milk with hearts literally shooting out of his eyes and clapped his hands,
"Oh, Frozen Milk you look amazing! You're indeed worthy of being my God!"
Frozen Milk's ego inflated triple the size until realisation pricked it with a needle and it immediately pathetically laid in Frozen Milk's bottom like a sad used condom that wasn't able to drink the milk since its owner was totally impotent.
Frozen Milk instantly stopped his ridiculous act and was baffled as to why he tried to impress his protagonist. He was a healthy, energy-driven top male!
"Yes, yes," Frozen Milk still didn't notice his habit of accidentally saying things out loud whenever he lulled himself in his false sense of pride.
"Frozen Milk, you're very happy to be spending time with me, right? You wish you could spend every day with me, don't you?" Prota was indeed like a puppy, it constantly needed the affirmation his owner loved him and clung onto him, happily enduring, thinking nothing of the times when it was pushed away.
Frozen Milk couldn't help but give in every time his characters wanted something from him. He had to learn it the hard way, even if he refused, there was no place for refusal!
So what was even the point of it? What was even the point of forming orders as fucking questions and leading Frozen Milk on with the hope he had a choice when he clearly didn't!
Frozen Milk was pissed when he thought about it and didn't realise that in the midst of his mental tumult, he grabbed Prota by the collar.
Prota blushed.
FUCK!
Frozen Milk immediately let him go but Prota grabbed Frozen Milk's hands again and used his slender, long fingers to caressed Frozen Milk's back. A shiver ran down Frozen Milk's spine. It was even icier when Frozen Milk had to admit he didn't dislike the touch.
"Frozen Milk, I love this side of you," Prota's eyes turned hazy again, "Is this your way of confessing your love to me? I love it very much, Frozen Milk! Very, very, very much!"
Prota kissed Frozen Milk's knuckles until to his fingertips. Everywhere the soft lips of Prota touched, it left behind a burning sensation. Frozen Milk was too stunned to let go.
"Frozen Milk, you love me the most, right?" with this Prota pushed Frozen Milk onto the bed and towered over him like a hungry beast ready to feast on its precious prey.
"Do you have to say my name all the time?" Frozen Milk was embarrassed by the countless times he was called by his pen name.
He randomly thought of one when he created his account, who knew it'd stuck with him for eternity because there was no option to change the name anymore! Frozen Milk has always been unlucky. He was aggrieved! The world was just against him!
"Do you dislike it?" Prota's face came closer, Frozen Milk was able to feel his hot breath.
"I-I do!" Frozen Milk for the first time in his life stuttered. He! The personification fo confidence! Stuttured! Unbelievable!
"Frozen Milk…"
"No!" Frozen Milk slapped his hands over Prota's mouth to stop the oncoming temptation.
"Frozen Milk…" Prota gently removed Frozen Milk's fingers and kissed them. Frozen Milk retracted them as fast as he could.
"Frozen Milk…" Prota's knee moved between Frozen Milk's legs.
Shock! Shock! A new sensation! Not good! Not good!
"Stay away! Stay away! For heaven's sake, get away from me!" Frozen Milk jumped back and hit his head.
"Fuck," he cursed.
"Are you alright?" Prota looked at him with worried eyes but Frozen Milk couldn't focus on anything but Prota's lips.
Where did his innocence go? Did it pack its luggage to camp in hell? Where did his innocent protagonist travel to? Flew to the Bermuda triangle to never be found?
"Y-You better stay away from! D-Don't come near me!" Frozen Milk sounded like a teenage girl trying to deny her attraction to the bad boy wanting to deflower her.
"I'm a fine man-"
"I know, Frozen Milk, you're really fine. Too fine!" Prota opened his arms to catch Frozen Milk yet Frozen Milk duck and sprinted out of the room.
How did everything go wrong? What was his resolve to become a monk and stay away from the storyline? What was up with Prota's insane speed? How was that fair? How???
Frozen Milk dared to glance behind him and immediately broke out in sweat. The sight was too frightening!!!
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