That's What Traveling Should be Like

The two magic apprentices returned from peeing, relieved and relaxed.

But Andonara ran forward and kicked them to the ground while yelling, "You two idiots didn't do the basic reconnaissance at all. What if there were enemies in the woods?"

The magic apprentices writhed and screamed, holding their heads. However, Andonara didn't really kick them that heavily, and they were only trying to avoid further beating with such a trick.

Magic apprentices, as future Mages, were definitely clever.

One of them rolled and shouted, "Your Majesty, we were just peeing!"

"You think that's an excuse?" Andonara exerted more strength when she was challenged. "Certain sordid enemies like to attack you when you're peeing. If you're attacked, you'll have to fight the enemy while you're holding your penis to pee. Do you think that would be fun?"

Everybody was lost for words.