If by some miracle someone discovers this, I have one thing to ask...
How the fuck did you get here? It seems like a strange place to be, but who am I to question you. Ok, instead of inquiring about your current life choices, I should probably explain what I am trying to do here. Satire.
If you haven't figured it out yet - a rather astounding achievement if you ask me - I'm making fun of the common methods authors use on this site to write. As of right now, I have zero chapters up but am working on the "cultivation" genre. I get that it's low hanging fruit, but the other apples aren't much higher. Don't expect much from me; I'm lazy, uninspired, and probably just put a semicolon where it doesn't belong. Grammar was never my strong suit, but I can say that about almost every class I was in.
Feel free to correct my grammar, it is a big weakness of mine and I would like to improve it. I embrace all grammar nazis, but not because of the nazi part. No Klan meetings to be had in this here novel.
Oh, almost forgot to mention a little detail. If it ain't in the auxiliary volume, it's a safe bet to assume it's satire. I will try to make it obvious, but there is only so much I can do when it comes to text.
Alright, time for me to start on it. Probably should have had the first chapter all typed out before I made this, but hey, I'm not one to plan ahead.