Taking a deep breath, Medusa did a double fist pumped which looks so cute in her current form. Even Irina couldn't deny that fact.
"Kisuke, do you still have those glasses?" Medusa first wanted to get hold of the glasses that seals her petrifying ability. In her current child form, her petrifying ability is nonexistent but she's sure that it won't be the same later.
"Yep. Here." Kisuke is curious about what she decided to do so he played along and passed her the glasses.
Medusa tried to put it on, but in only slipped on her face since it's too big for her face. She then decided to place it on her shirt above her chest.
She stepped forward and went to Kisuke's side. As she approaches him, each step she took raises her pulse and cold sweat started to form from her nervousness. Everyone became curious about what she's about to do and kept quiet. Irina has a bad premonition, but her curiosity surmounted that. She wanted to learn their relationship and she knew she would know it if she just let them be.
Even with Kisuke sitting on the chair, their eyes were on the same level. The first thing she did, however, is to address Ophis, "Phis, could you let me have Kisuke for a moment?"
Ophis stopped her eating frenzy and looked towards Medusa. She thought for a moment before jumping down from his lap and joined the audience.
With her out of the way, Medusa took a deep breath again and locked eyes with Kisuke which increased the thumping in her chest and the heat rising up to her head, 'What is she up to now?' Kisuke is genuinely curious. He knows that her goal is to regain her previous form and show Irina that she isn't a child but he doesn't know how she's going to achieve that.
Before doing what she planned to do, Medusa asked Kisuke a question first, "Is it true that Yoruichi just let you kiss another girl? And if it's possible, may you please tell me the reason for that?"
Kisuke didn't expect her to ask him straight to the point but he smiled before answering, "That indeed happened and as for the reason... Well... Let's see... It's because Yoruichi allowed me. As simple as that."
"I see." Medusa closed her eyes before opening them again. Her eyes are now filled with determination, "Then I just have to get Yoruichi's acknowledgment ~."
Before Kisuke could say anything, with both of her hands, Medusa grabbed his face, closed her eyes, and suddenly kissed him on the lips. Unlike their first kiss, however, Medusa merely let their lips touch as she has no courage to do something further especially in a crowd like this.
The first one to react is, of course, Irina, "W-what you doing!?" She shouted while blushing hard, "That's cheating! No... I mean that's not allowed! You're going to get Kisuke arres...ted...?"
Irina's voice trailed off at the end of her sentence as everyone noticed a sudden but gradual change in Medusa's body.
Cleria then looked at her gobsmacked husband, "Honey, go get some ice cream for the kids."
Masaomi instantly understood what's going on and Cleria might just dig his eyes out at the rate things are going, "Of course! I'll go get it now!" But before he left for good, he gave Kisuke a thumbs up, 'Way to go, kid!'
Medusa gradually grew to her previous form. Her cute form was replaced by a tall, voluptuous woman with godly beauty. And just as Cleria and Masaomi expected, due to her clothes not for her current size, the t-shirt and shorts were stretched to the limits. Her t-shirt couldn't cover her stomach while her already short shorts could only cover half of her butt. And to top it all, it became very obvious that she isn't wearing any kind of underwear as two flower buds were visible.
Medusa separated with Kisuke with a blushing face. She couldn't look into his eyes so she immediately turned around to face Irina. But before that, she first put on her glasses just to be sure and said, "With this, you can't say I'm lying anymore. This is my real form." Although she isn't very fond of this figure at first, she learned to love it and besides, this is the only weapon she could use right now.
"H-how?" Irina absentmindedly asked.
"That doesn't really matter. The important thing here is that you can't be saying anything about me being a child."
"...Just who are you?" Irina is now sure that she isn't a human as humans can't grow like that just from a kiss but she's also sure that she isn't a Devil, Fallen Angel, or an Angel for that matter which greatly confuses her, 'Just who and what is she? And what is her relationship with Kisuke?'
"Right, I haven't properly introduced myself." Medusa smiled, proud that she succeeded, "My name is Ana and I'm the maid of the Urahara Household and Kisuke Urahara is my master."
"...M-maid?" Irina couldn't keep up with her and could only ask blankly.
"Yes~. And by the way, I have the full intention of having a forbidden relationship with my master!" From then on, Medusa would have a strange habit of declaring her 'forbidden love' to her potential love rivals.
"I don't think that it something you just announce or declare when you want to..." Cleria shook her head and didn't continue, 'She's also weird... Is this because of Kisuke? Or is it because she's attracted to Kisuke? A chicken or egg question...' She then glanced at Irina who is currently speechless, 'I wonder if she's weird too?' Cleria's rude glances went unnoticed.
Kisuke, on the other hand, instead of calming the situation down, used this chance to stare at Medusa's bubble butt, 'She won't be able to keep this form for long so I have to burn it my memories!' Kisuke is acting like all of these has nothing to do with him.
And just like Kisuke has expected, a few seconds later, a gust of Mana escaped from her and she instantly returned to her child from, "I... I couldn't even keep it for a minute?"
Funnily enough, Kisuke and Medusa are now both sporting a depressed expression, although for different reasons... Or maybe the same reason. Irina sighed in relief when Medusa returns to being a loli as she knew she couldn't win against that. She understands why Medusa is disappointed but she couldn't let go of Kisuke making a disappointed face too, "What the hell, Kisuke!? You pervert! I didn't expect you to grow into such a pervert!"
"Correction! I never grew to become a pervert! I've always been a pervert! A perverted gentleman!"
"That's not something to be proud of! And what the hell is a perverted gentleman!?"
"It's a kind of pervert that everyone likes~!"
"There is no such thing! And based on your personality, nobody likes you for how annoying you are!"
Kisuke felt like he was a stab in the chest and fell on his knees with his hands on the floor, "W-what!? Nobody likes this handsome candy store owner?"
Irina was shocked at how 'effective' her words are and immediately felt guilty. She crouched down to his level and patted his shoulder, "W-well... That's just my angry rumbling... Most... Some people like you." Irina wanted to say 'most people', but she highly doubts that and couldn't say it even if it's a lie so she compromised with 'some'.
Kisuke looked up to Irina and tearingly asked, "R-really?"
"O-of course. (Some) people like you."
"Including you?"
This question caught her off guard. Irina's 'like' is only for general people, but when Kisuke asked if she 'likes' him, she immediately thought of something else and blushed, "Y-yes. I like you, so cheer up?"
Kisuke wiped his 'tears' and stood up, all cheered up, "Iyaa~. I'm really such a sinful man. Even my childhood friend couldn't help but get attracted to me~!"
Irina stood up while shaking. She looked towards Kisuke with a red face from both embarrassment and rage, "Die! You bastard!" She forgot about Medusa.
Welp~. Just one for today~.
On the side note, it feels like I'm re-reading someone else's fanfic since I'm writing 60 chapters ahead... Yeah... weird.