Bab 310: Set 310
Heaven
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God."
The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love." "Very good," said the teacher.
The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna like this "Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"
Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet."
The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first. He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!', but fortunately Dad was on top of her holding her down."
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1.What is a kiss???
Kiss is an inquiry on first floor about vacancy in the ground floor!
2.What did Stayfree tell to condom:
Boss, if you fail, both of us will be out of business for 10 months.
3.What did first ant say to the other climbing the king's legs:
Let's meet at the royal balls.
4.Nude lady goes to a bar. Ask for a peg, Barman stares at her and
serves. Lady asks him have you never seen nude women. He says I have
but I am just curious to know from where you will take out money.
5.Newlywed couple after having first shot!
Husband: I'll be very frank with u, dear you're not the first girl I've fucked.
Bride: I'll also be frank, you have still to learn a lot about fucking.
Status Power Mingguan
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