The Succ Sage

In the beginning of the universe there was a juice pouch that had been drinking milk for many days. It would beat any cabbage patch vegetables that dared challenge it to fisticuffs to death and harvested their souls, succing it out. Henceforth, it became formidable and unmatched in the foundationless universe and ascended into the higher realms, leaving behind a complete heritage and a path to heaven for the melons in the universe and became The Succ Sage. Indeed, me pee.