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Bab 11: Chapter 11 : I Will Never Drink Again Until I Do

"How did I..." Gyll began to speak, but Mi interrupted him.

"I dragged your wasted butt home," Mi said.

"Oh, I remember. I was super tired and-" Gyll began but was yet again interrupted.

"No, you got yourself piss drunk and left poor little me locked in the house!" Mi said making dramatic gestures, but still lacking any facial expressions.

"You're the one who followed me here," replied Gyll.

"I'm a part of you now," Mi replied.

"What do you want from me, now that I think about it..." Gyll asked.

"I am Mi, the demon who owns this barrel, and the one who haunts you, you are my vessel and it is your divine duty to help me reach my goal!" Announced Mi.

"And your goals!?" Gyll demanded.

"I wish to distribute these book's knowledge to all," Mi spoke with a hand on her heart.

"You...want to give people porn?" Gyll asked his face carrying a blank expression.

"Technically yes, but did you ever actually read any of the books?" Mi asked.

Gyll's face turned red, "Of course not!" he replied.

Mi grabbed a book and opened it on the first page, before shoving it into Gyll's face.

"No, please, I'm too innocent to be into ...." Gyll read the heading for the page.

"...Crop rotation?" Gyll grabbed the book and began reading over it.

"This... is about farming..." commented Gyll

"These books carry a wealth of knowledge, the knowledge that could potentially cure diseases, stop poverty..." Mi said

"Than why do they look like.. porn on the outside?" Asked Gyll.

"It's a disguise, not only are average people highly disturbed by a barrel of such material but also, to an average person the inside will appear as normal porn."

Mi explained.

"But why porn!?" demanded Gyll

Mi turned away from Gyll. "Because legends say, only a true degenerate amongst degenerates can truly appreciate all people and their needs," Mi said.

"I don't think that's what the legends meant, and also, I'm no degenerate!" Gyll argued.

"Listen to me, Gyll, I can help you achieve greatness, in return, you must help me spread the knowledge in these books," Mi said, her arm outstretched.

"Do we have a deal?" asked Mi

Gyll taught about it... and before he goes to say anything Mi retracted her hand.

"Ok, how about I show you a little demonstration?" Asked Mi.

"What...do you have in mind?" asked Gyll.


Bab 12: Chapter 12 : Cold Bloods Seek Warmth

Kaber opened his eyes in his bed, he stood out of the bed and stumbled towards his kitchen.

"Man, I really shouldn't have kept drinking after that human left..." Kaber said through the pain of his hangover.

Kaber got himself dressed in his fur loincloth and leather armor, and armor looked out the window.

"I should go check on the human, he's probably dying right about now!" the large lizard man chuckled to himself.

He stepped outside his door and took a deep breath of air, before making his way to the man's house.

Kaber knocked on the door, "Human, are you alive?" asked Kaber, not getting a response he kicked down the door only to find the room empty.

"To think that I was worried about..." Kaber hissed under his breath before turning and running to inform the villagers.

While running he spotted Gyll, he stopped and called out to him.

"HUMAN! what the hell are- shouldn't you-" Kaber stumbled over his own words.

"Kaber, come over here!" Gyll waved Kaber over, as Kaber made his way swiftly to the Human he noticed the reason for him to be out this early,

"What are you doing, human?" asked Kaber, a little tired at this point.

"So, you know the way the paths here are slippy?" Asked Gyll.

Kaber nodded.

"So, I had this... epiphany, we could make a network of slightly elevated platforms between key points around the village to improve productivity!" Gyll said, He already made about ten or twelve meters of platform pathway.

Kaber was dumbfounded, the idea made sense, and there have already been accidents related to people falling on the muddy paths.

Kaber placed one mighty foot on the platform to try it out, "It seems stable, but you could use some rocks under the middle plank, so they don't break in the middle."

And so the two worked on the pathways for the whole day, at first they only linked the village centre to the chieftain's hut, impressed by the idea, the chieftain ordered two large lizard men to help Gyll and Kaber, Soon almost every shop and house was linked to the platform system.


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