Chapter 2: Holy Water

Age 725

As the saiyan space pod shot down at a frightening speed towards kami's lookout Vocado was hit with a sudden revelation of how badly he had just fucked up!

As mere seconds before impact the space pod was thrown off the intended landing destination and plummeted crashing violently into the forest below.

Holy Shit! I forgot how much of a dick Kami was before he met Goku.

Guess now I'll have to do things the hard way I departed my space pod with the arm blaster in hand.

Kami the Guardian of the Earth is a Namekian an Alien from the planet Namek who are akin to Slug People with wrinkly green skin and wears a white robe that has a red colored kanji meaning "God" on it with a blue collar and dark blue shoes he is usually seen carrying a gnarled wooden staff.

Despite being the guardian of Earth at this point in time of the story he only cares about the Earth itself and not humans he views them as selfish assholes and only started liking people until he met Goku.

As for why my space pod crashed well according to Korin the hermit, an old wise fat cat with white fur who also carries a gnarled wooden staff Kami does not like visitors.

To the point where he will send anything flying up to his tower like planes or a rocket ship away.

Heavily implying that at least in one point or another, someone else was actually stupid enough to try what I just did too.

As I made my way through the forest and onto Korin's tower I found myself with another problem I can't fly or climb this tower.

Vocado : "This tower is so fucking big that it took Goku of all people three whole days to climb it. But at the very least I can get my hands on the Super Spirit Water which will increase my power sevenfold by just drinking it once I climb to the top and take it from Korin that is."

I looked up to the sky I could not believe how ridiculously large this thing was in person.

I was staring directly into the sky and all I could see was the pole it looked endless from this point of view.

Hmm I hadn't planned on actually climbing this thing.

I sat down and tried to relax I was getting really frustrated and had to control my urge to blow it the fuck up using saibamen I needed to control my saiyan instincts of just going ape shit and lashing out.

I took deep breaths and started concentrating on what to do next when the words "saibamen" came back to my mind.

That's it! I have an idea I sprang up from the floor

Vocado : " It's a good fucking thing I came prepared!"

I crouched down and dug a small hole planting a saibamen seed in and poured two drops of the green liquid to grow them.

The liquid was quickly absorbed into the ground and with a crack then a burst from the floor a saibamen crawled out.

The healthier the soil the stronger the saibamen and what better place could there be than the place where the Guardian of the Earth resides.

My plan was simple i'd have this green asshole carry me up there and work as a distraction so I could steal the Super Spirit Water from Korin and as a bodyguard if things went south.

Saibamen are short green humanoid Plant Aliens that grow from a planted seed placed in the ground.

The seeds are actually bulbs stored in a special liquid to make them grow when needed but for the sake of keeping shit simple i'll just keep calling them seeds.

They were actually discovered by the saiyans and were used as weapons.

At first they were rare and valued because harvesting the little fuckers was a pain in the ass and not many people could control them since they were wild and prone to attacking their user.

Luckily these bad boys were created using biotechnology instead of being home grown meaning not only were they stronger they were also completely loyal to the user and were able to understand and follow orders as long as the orders were not too complex.

I checked the scouter to see its power level it had a power level of 563 decent and stronger than almost anyone on Earth but not as strong as the ones Nappa used because in Age 737 they were more advanced and developed with power levels reaching up to 1,200.

Oh I almost forgot to mention these things can self destruct so worst case scenario I can have it Kamikaze if things get really serious.

Fun Fact in the game's Dr Gero creates multicolored clones of the saibamen calling them Saiba Rangers coming in Blue, Red, Green. Yellow, Pink, White and, Black. An obvious parody of the Power Rangers

I wonder if any will pop out in this continuity I couldn't help but smirk at the thought of controlling my very own Saibamen Power Rangers Team.

I pointed my finger at the newly born saibamen and said.

Vocado : "From now on I will call you Little Green and your first job is to help me climb this tower do you understand?"

Little Green : "Giiii!"

Vocado : "... i'll take that as a yes"

Aw shit I forgot these things can't speak properly, man i'm forgetting a'lot today maybe that Truck crash really did mess with my head.

You'd think getting reincarnated would clear up any brain damage or maybe its a side effect hmm…

I'm getting sidetracked I got onto Little Green's back and shouted at it to Go!

The little bastard was a lot nimbler than expected we reached the top in just a few hours it was already dark out when I got off Little Green.

I told it to quietly follow me and it just made another "Giii!" noise I wonder if that means yes or no? God I hope it doesn't mean both.

The interior of the place was just like it was in dragon ball.

The room was filled with magic ceramic water pots lying all over the place the room was round and spacious with a bathtub being the only thing that stood out.

The place was empty and Korin was probably still asleep I walked out the doorway and up the stairs I stopped and ducked before we reached the top of the stairs because either two things would happen when we got there.

One we will be confronted by Korin and well have to steal the Super Spirit Water by force or best case scenario we steal it without a hitch.

I tried using my scouter to detect him but Korin was able to control his ki and hide so I was unsure if he already knew of our presence.

Vocado : "Listen here Little Green I want you to take that bottle from that altar and bring it back here as quickly as possible okay? And if anyone's gets in the way I'm gonna need you to NOT KILL THEM okay Do You Understand?"

I repeated those last two part's very slowly to make sure it understood.

Little Green : "Giii!"

Vocado : "Jesus Christ, Fuck it just go!" (sigh*)

Welp worst case scenario we bring Korin back with the Dragon Balls, note to self need to acquire a translator.

With another "Giii!" noise Little Green sprang out to snatch the bottle but before he could reach it he was intercepted and hit with Korins staff.

The furry bastard had appeared outta nowhere and whacked him down on the head slamming him face first against the floor Little Green let out a confused cry.

Vocado : "Shit!"

I got up and yelled at Little Green to keep him busy while I made a run for it, Little Green had a power level of 563.

I knew anything Korin did wouldn't hurt him but I was worried Little Green might accidentally kill him!

I needed to end it quickly before things get out of hand as I reached the altar I plucked the bottle out.

Korin noticed this and made a mad dash towards me I aimed the arm blaster and fired two shots at his direction he dodged as expected and was tackled and held down by Little Green.

Vocado : "Good, hold him down and don't let him get away."

Little Green : "Giii!"

I uncapped the bottle while Korin was yelling at me to stop and asking questions like "Hey Who Are You!", "What Is This Thing?!" "Hey Kid Don't Drink That!"

he struggled but no matter how much he did it was pointless so I took my time and chugged it down. I already knew the Super Spirit Water was actually a fake.

According to Korin himself it did not grant the user any power boost by drinking it but what he did not tell Goku was that it was the key to drinking the Ultra Divine Water.

The Ultra Divine Water is a magic drink that will draw out the user's potential if they can survive the deadly poison.

Thirteen people had tried to drink the water before Goku did and died a miserable death.

Why did Goku survive? My theory is that the Super Spirit Water works as an antidote against the Ultra Divine Water being the key to surviving the experience.

Although it was never stated in the series I was willing to bet my life on it.

In the Manga and Anime the way to obtain the Ultra Divine Water was completely different this will also help me in figuring out which continuity i'm in.

In the Manga the water is in Korin's possession and he gives it to Goku almost immediately after telling him about it.

But in the Anime using one of his magic ceramic water pots, Korin transports Goku to an icy maze far to the north where the Ultra Divine Water is kept.

Vocado : "Alright cat I know your the Hermits cat now tell me where the Ultra Divine Water is, I know you have it and I wont leave or let you free until you cough it up and if you know what's good for you, you won't test me cat!"

Korin : "What the, how do you know that? You no good lousy stinking brat get this thing off me!, ey ey ey this cat has name ya know! And it wouldn't hurt for you to show a little respect!"

Vocado : "I know what your name is Korin and I won't ask you again nicely, give me the Ultra Divine Water Now!."

I glared at Korin he seemed to finally understand the message and reluctantly opened his mouth.

Korin : "Fine fine it's inside of a volcano all the way in Hawaii you can only get to it if you jump in and ask the Volcano nicely."

I felt a vein pop out of my forehead this sneaky cat was trying to play me like a fool there are only two possible places that water can be and he is telling me to go jump in a volcano?!

My saiyan urges flared up tempting me to chuck this cat off the ledge of the tower.

I took a deep breathe and with calm voice and a forced smile I said.

Vocado : "Fine have it your way, but i'm getting that Ultra Divine Water one way or another, Little Green take him downstairs and hold him down."

As Korrin was carried down stairs and held down against the floor I followed behind Little Green picking up a towel and a pot of magic water along the way.

I put the towel over his face and began pouring water the interrogation had begun I waterboarded the furry bastard until it broke and finally spilled the beans.

It did not take too long but Korin was surprisingly resilient taking a whole three hours and ten minutes of interrogation.

I was relieved to hear that he had it on his possession I could not be entirely sure that I was in the Manga continuity however despite the successful results

I would need to test a few things out before I can be one hundred percent sure I was.

While I was at it I managed to obtain the senzu bean recipe and took his stash away before he passed out from exhaustion.

Senzu beans were essentially magical healing beans, a valuable lifeline for me if shit hits the fan.

I wasn't too worried about messing up the timeline because I knew he would grow more.

Also the events of Dragon ball wouldn't be for at least another twenty four years in Age 749.

With everything taken care of I was ready to drink the Ultra Divine Water I gave Little Green a very clear and specific order to feed me the senzu bean with a signal if my theory was wrong or if I felt that I would be unable to survive.

If I remember correctly upon drinking the water Goku writhed in agony for some time and his life flashed before his eyes.

This was absolutely perfect because it was very likely that I would receive not only a magical boost from the water but a Zenkai Boost!

From this experience a Zenkai Boost is an ability that is genetically exclusive to the saiyan race it's a trait that allows a Saiyan's power to increase dramatically after recovering from fatal injuries.

The greater the injury the greater the power increase and apparently Goku's power boost from drinking the water was enough that Korin was able to detect it from his tower when he sent Goku to the icy maze in the far north.

It is also believed that it was a major factor in Goku learning his Ki sensing ability.

Ki sensing is the ability to sense the location of life force, and the power level of any creature or living being the stronger and closer the creature or living being the more powerful the sensation.

Also if a ki is very powerful it can be sensed from far away by other ki users but it can be countered or hidden if the user knows how to hide or mask their ki.

Vocado : "Alright little green remember what I told you and get ready, it is absolutely important that you follow my directions even if it cost you your life Understand?"

Little Green : "Giii!"

Vocado : "Good! Here Goes Nothing!"

I swallowed almost all of the Ultra Divine Water in one gulp and was immediately met with a mental assault.

My brain felt like it was melting and I lost control of my body I had a piercing headache and my body felt like it was slowly being turned inside out.

I couldn't pass out the pain was too intense and I was worried I would die from shock first.

Thankfully my saiyan biology helped ease the pain a little by numbing it with my anger distracting me from it to endure the intense agony.

But it was not enough my eyes rolled back and I let out a miserable scream before losing my sense of time and involuntarily blacking out.

I don't know how much time passed but when I woke up the pain was gone.

It was weird I stood up and starred at my hands feeling the surge of power coursing through my body.

It was like the pain was never there to begin with if anything I felt great.

My body had changed my muscles had inflated and I was also taller for some reason.

That last part was weird why did I grow taller? Goku didn't grow taller when he drank it right?

I wondered if the magic water was somehow different to the one I was familiar with in the story or maybe it was different to the one Goku would drink in the future.

Before my curiosity could get the best of me and ponder the strange phenomena the light of a rising morning sun distracted me.

I looked around and saw Little Green who was still standing by with senzu bean in hand waiting for my orders while holding down a still sleeping Korin.

I walked over to Korin and picked up his staff and walked to the ledge pointing the staff forward towards nowhere in particular and called out.

Vocado : "Flying Nimbus!"

As I waited for the nimbus cloud to come.

I wondered if maybe I was doing it wrong or what if it only comes if Korin says it or maybe it's some kind of secret technique dammit!

I should have asked while I was interrogating him oh well.

Before I walked back I stopped when I noticed a large yellow cloud slowly approach Korin's Tower.

Alright the flying nimbus a magical cloud like the name implies can fly but only the pure of heart can ride it.

Sweet now I can fly and get to Kami's lookout!

As it approached the tower I jumped out from the ledge ready to ride a cloud like Goku.

But to my surprise and shock instead of landing on the nimbus cloud I passed right through it!?!?

I cried out in panic!

Vocado : "Whoa Whoa What!? Am I not pure of Heart?!? That's a load of Horse Shit!!! Little Green Break My Fall Hurry! SAVE ME! Little Green!"

I was plummeting down at an insane speed I knew I had some time before the landing given the height of the tower.

If I was lucky my power boost would be enough to let me survive the fall and I still have the senzu beans if I end up in critical condition I could recover immediately.

Vocado: "I DON'T WANT TO FIND OUT THIS WAY AAAAH!!!"

I couldn't help but scream at what would most likely be my second time dying.

I tried to move my body and latch on to the towers pole but it was to no avail.

I closed my eyes and nervously awaited the outcome either I would survive my fall or i'd be turned into human paste once I landed.

As I came closer and closer to hitting the ground I yelled at the top of my lungs!

Vocado : "Fuuuuuuuuck Me NoooOoooOoOo!?!"

When suddenly Little Green swooped in riding a flying nimbus cloud rescuing me.

I hadn't processed what had just happened but the first thing that came to mind was.

Vocado : "Come On! Your telling me the Fucking Saibamen is pure of heart but I'm Not!?"

Little Green : "Giii!"

Vocado : "Shut The Fuck Up Little Green!"

I took a deep breathe and let out a sigh of relief and thanked god for Little Green's help.

I told Little Green to fly back to the space pod too drop off the senzu bean stash.

It was a quick stop as I kept three senzu beans on me and tossed the stash inside.

While I was here I used my scouter to check my power level and was happy to see it at 202, It had increased by (197+).

I may not be as strong as the saibamen but compared to Earth's standards during Dragon Ball i'm already pretty awesome.

At this rate it wont be long before i'm able to take on the like's of King Piccolo who had a Power Level of: 260.

Or Tambourine who had one of the natural highest before Dragon Ball Z with a Power Level of 340.

This should be enough to train with Kami and master Ki techniques.

Speaking of which this whole ki thing feels pretty weird.

If I close my eyes and concentrate real hard I can almost make out the energy being emitted from Little Green.

With everything in order I piggybacked on Little Green and ordered it to fly to the very top of Kami's Lookout.

Flying at top speed's we made our way past Korin's tower and up to the Lookout.

When we arrived I hopped off Little Green's back and landed with a super hero pose.

I ordered Little Green to stay behind and guard the space pod, It replied with a "Giii" and left.

I could call it back using the scouter to communicate with it via the space pod anytime.

So there was no point to having it stick around while I trained with Kami.

As I made my way towards the temple a familiar figure appeared wearing a turban standing by the entrance of the temple Mr.PoPo!

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