Bab 25: Trains
You know what...
The original way of saving damsels in Wild West movies is to save them from a train. Why is that?
Like donk I'm going to place this helpless lady her who definitely doesn't know how to untie knots even though she lives in the wild west and leave her until the next train which idk comes to cut her all bloody and stuff. WHATS THE POINT?!? ALSO IN SOME MOVIES THERES TWO FRICKIN TRAINS GOING IN THE SAME DIRECTION AT THE SAME TIME THATS NOT EVEN POSSIBLE IN REAL LIFE BC HEY TRAIN COLLISION.
And the ladies in the movies just frustrate me. Like don't you know that you just got to knee them in the nuts and get on with your life. And don't just scream for help, grab a shovel and bash their head with it. Or throw coal in their eyes. Or JUST SOMETHING.
Also these ducking dudes need to get their shit together bc no actual villain got time for that
Im done. If you guys have problems with Wild West movies let me know. Or just let other people know about my novel. Or both.
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