A mother and her daughter were strolling down a aisle in a grocery store. The mother has just opened up a soda bottle. It fizzed and some of it bubbled up over the top and spilled over. She tried drinking from it quickly but it completely misses her mouth and it go on the floor.
Mother: Damn it, it missed my mouth!
Daughter:(Dead-pan faced) ...
Mother: (Chuckling) You haven't found me funny at all lately have you?
Daughter: ...
Mother: (reaches out hand really fast to stoke her daughter's head) LET ME STROKE YOU!
Daughter: (runs down to end of aisle) ... no.
This happened when i was younger and I was like mom no no way in hell you touchin ma head. Heck off.
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