Bab 19: Cut it off!!
when Yun Che and Xia Yuanba stopped talking and separated, Yun Che got out from the New Moon Profound Palace and hid himself in a corner, then he asked to Jean
Yun Che: 'hey Jean, when i finished disguising, could you possess me again?'
Jean: what? do you really want to see how can I make Lan Xueruo fall in love with me?
Yun Che: 'FUCK YOU!'
Jean: you wished!
Yun Che: 'i wanted to ask, but what were you doing inside the pearl before when i insulted you?'
Jean: It's not that much, just writing how many times you said 'Fuck you' to me, but the blackboard got full this morning and i am using a tablet now
Yun Che: 'what is a Tablet?'
Jean: Think of it as a bigger phone, you know, we are nearing the 100 'Fuck you' in all this time i was with you
Yun Che: 'Fuck you!'
Jean: and here is one step closer to 100, you can do it!
Yun Che: *sigh* I just want to fuck a bit with the Xiao Seft
Jean got a smile and told him
Jean: then do it right away! Disguise yourself and sacrifice your body to your god here
Yun Che sighed and started disguising with the same identity he used in the Merchant Guild and let Jean take possess when they were in front of the Black Moon Merchant Guild.
when Jean got in front of the counter the same worker of yeaterday was there
Worker: Buying or selling
Jean: take your manager here
when the worker raised his head to reprimate the customer he saw the familiar pair of eyes of Jean and got wide eyes and started trembling
Worker: Right away!
then he got upstairs and called Elder Pu, after some moments only a trembling Elder Pu came down, probably the worker was too afraid to get down
Elder Pu: So it's actually Esteemed Customer. This Pu had recently just woken up and had made Esteemed Customer wait in vain for so long; that is indeed not a light offense. I don't know why our Esteemed Customers has arrived so soon in morning. Is there something this small store can possibly do for you?
Jean spread out his palm where the pearl should be and made appear the fake Emperor Profound Dragon Core
Jean: I want you to buy this little core
the moment Elder Pu seen the trick he made his eyes widened and freaked out, he was thinking that since he made appear the core from nowhere then he was a Sovereign Profound Realm cultivator, then he looked towards Jean's face and mistakenly looked at his eyes, they added even more fear to the poor old man and actually pissed on his pants, he difficultly hid it throught his emotions and spoke
Elder Pu: E-e-e-esteemed Customer! It's not because-
he got interrupted from Jean
Jean: I know that you can't buy it with the full price, just give me 50 thousands of purple profound coins
Elder Pu got a shocked face after hearing the price and told him that it was too low, but Jean had other plans
Jean: I don't want to just selling it, recently this branch of the Xiao Sect got a favor from me, later they would come and buy this, i don't like giving things freely so i request the money mentioned.
Be sure to sell them at an affordable price, I warn you, don't let anyone know, don't remember me, don't run away with it, don't cheat on the Xiao Sect's branch, got it?
Elder Pu just nodded from being too afraid and Jean got out since there is nothing more to do
[afternoon]
Jean and Jasmine were laughing the shit out of Yun Che, Jean was even filming everything, Yun Che was suggesting to be a doctor for his plans, but couldn't find the words he can use to make the Xiao Sect believe he could cure anything.
After Jean made a joke about being a woman, Yun Che wrote in the banner that he was swinging around
"Unrivaled genius doctor, no disease unable to cure"
"if unable to cure, cut off own JJ[his own dick]"
He was swinging that around like an idiot after disguising himself, before Jasmine asked Jean who was laughing at the ground about what JJ was meaning, when she heard it's meaning she blushed a bit and almost called Yun Che a pervert, but when she though about how the phrase sounded ahe got in the ground and started laughing.
while Yun Che was swinging that, inside him was full of shame, and since he already knew of the concept of 'recording', it worsened the situation, after some time he started doubting about this method and asked himself to put up a shop, but later two peoples came.
?: holy shit! Unrivaled genius doctor?
??: Oh forget it, you can tell he's a swindler with just one glance. A mere traveling doctor, actually dares to claim to be a genius doctor.
?: Who cares! we were instructed by our superior to find a doctor, and here he is! Who cares if he's real or not! If he's a fraud, he'd be naturally be put in place. Let's just think about completinh our task. And who knows, he might actually have a bit of skill in practicing medicine
??: that's true! Let's go!
the they got in front of the doctor and started talking
?: Genius doctor, our sect's Young Sect Master suffered a grave injury yesterday and is in urgent need of a genius doctor. Since you're claiming to be a genius doctor who can cure anything, then you can definitely treat our sect's young sect master's injury without any difficulties. Please come with us back to our sect right away.
Yun Che: treating diseases and saving lives is a duty of a doctor, this old man will follow you back right away. Dare might I ask... which sect are you from?
??: You'd be scared to death once we tell you which sect we're from. It's none other than the number one great sect in New Moon City, Xiao Sect!
Jean/Yun Che: 'It fucking worked for real?!'
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General_Paragon
General_Paragon hello guys, here is 19th chap, here Yun Che made a challenge to the Xiao Sect, who would win in future? You already know if uou are reading this... who matters? power levels didn't change, yet... put comments, PS and review, there may be a fourth chapter today, later
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