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Bab 3: Can I take your picture?

"How about making those wolves into lunch?" Jason pointed at the wolves running blindly in the fog.

Without even reconsideration, the figure already disappeared and whimpers of wolves were soon heard along with the sound of something hitting the ground.

The wolves offered no resistance as a golden light claimed their lives. Truly deserving the title of "Bright Claw" Jason thought.

...

New Forest

A cloud of smoke was slowly rising as the smell of food and iron filled the air. But no matter how much the food tempted the beasts their, fear took control of their bodies afraid of the golden light that reaps their lives as easy as strangling a chicken.

"The place is terrible, even with you just slicing their kneck and avoiding spilling much blood but..." Jason put on a fake smile as he looked at the girl beside him.

The girl nodded and asked, "Indeed the smell of iron brings a bad taste to the tongue."

Jason simply stand up and offered his hand as he said, "Wanna eat with me, up there?" then pointing at a branch where he spent his night yesterday.

The girl stands up on her own as if Jason's hands weren't there, then she nodded saying, "I'll just burn this more a little bit more and I'll follow you there soon."

"No, I'll wait for you." Jason sat back down again,

After a few seconds, the meat was already slightly black and both Jason and the girl climb on the tree and ate while watching the evergreen view.

"Natalia, how old are you?" Jason asked as the Natalia in front of him looked like nothing at all like in the game. It may be due to her being realistic now but some important keys were listening. Her breasts were "small" compared to the busty Natalia in the game.

"20" Natalia replied shortly.

'Mhh, just a year gap', Jason thought to himself, then took out his phone, noting an important detail.

"Mhh, so I'm older than you. More importantly, how's my cooking or roasting!"

"It's good"

"..." 'Hearing her short words is really depressing'

"it would've been more delicious if we had seasonings. Just wait till you taste that!" Jason took out his phone, searching for a new photo to replace that old picture of him and his friends. Unknowingly, a cold wind draped over their shoulders, which made Jason looked at Natalia. Her white hair "flowing" with the wind as she closed her eyes seemed ethereal it was simply breathtaking. She was too perfect, she had pearly white skin, sky blue eyes, and rosy lips.

Jason was too shocked at the scene and forgot to take the photo! Too late for regret as he got charmed by her ethereal beauty. 'if only it was a bit bigger, well b cups are fine.'

"Master?" Natalia waved her hands in front of Jason's frozen face, which managed to pull him back in time before he fell not only to her but to the ground.

Hurriedly stopping his fantasies, Jason smiled and looked into her eyes while saying one word, "Beautiful"

Hearing that Natalia was surprised but soon looked away gazing at the horizon. It seems that it would be hard to open up an assassin's heart. Nevertheless, she felt something different, unlike those perverted nobles who praised her body with lustful eyes, seeing that made her want to kill them which she always did.

Seeing the bland reaction of Natalia, Jason just forgot about it and took out his phone.

*Click

The weird sound caught Natalia off guard as she silently stared at Jason, with a face saying "What did you do?"

"Can I take your picture?" Jason showing her picture on his phone.

Seeing no harm was done, Natalia couldn't be bothered as continued staring at the horizon. Naturally, Jason already made the picture of Natalia as his wallpaper. Now Natalia remains indifferent but in the future who knows how glad she will be being the no.1 at his "slideshows".

"5 seconds till enemy reaches the battlefield!"

Hearing the weird sound, Natalia couldn't help but look over. She saw someone inside the weird "device" which used the same techniques she used, although crude and stiff it was still the same concept. 'No that's not the point! How could she use the churches "Purple Cloud" spell, she must go!"

Jason knew Natalia was watching, and she already saw "herself" in the game. 'Would she doubt her existence or something?" Jason, of course, had to explain this to her now, because one day I'll summon more heroes from ML. But never had he expected she'll react like this.

"Master, would you mind letting me borrow "that" for a second?" Natalia pointed at Jason's phone with an eager face.

'Does she want to play "herself"?' Jason thought.

"Sure, here you go you just need to ho-, What are you doing?!?" Jason stopped Natalia who was just about to slash his iPhone with her claw in mid-air! But how could Jason, an ordinary salesman, match Natalia an assassin trained since birth when it comes to speed.

*Clang

But outside to both of their expectations, the iPhone didn't get cut into pieces nor fell to the ground but instead, it flew high in the sky like the legendary "Moon Shot".

Seeing his phone flew on a home run, Jason who could be considered as an otaku-gamer, naturally couldn't live without his gadgets. Jason went down the tree as fast as the wind and hurried to where his iPhone has gone to. Jason gave it his all as if he was possessed by a "Spirit".

"Could it be that he's the Monkey King?" Natalia asked herself as she stared at the vague figure slowly disappearing into the trees, but soon after snapping out from her bewilderment she also followed Jason as he could be in danger any moment.

...

"Siri! Where are you?!"

Jason was searching from bushes to bushes as he calls for Siri, it has been almost an hour since the sun has set yet there still no signs of Siri.

Jason after searching for hours gradually got tired, if it was back on earth he would've just contacted the Apple Store to find his iPhone. But how could there be an apple store in a fantasy world! Maybe they still haven't invented light bulbs are.

"Siri! What time is it?!" Jason shouted.

But no matter what Siri couldn't tell the time for him again. Well, she never did tell anyway. It feels stupid asking your phone for the time when you have a watch on your wrist.

Jason searched every nook and canny which was quite impossible to do inside a forest, but nevertheless, leaving no stones unturned he search for his phone. But just as he was calling for Siri, he heard a strange voice which neither belonged to Siri nor Natalia.

*Gugubk, Jujujjbsh...

Looking where the voice came from, he saw a green little "guy" wearing nothing, but only holding a wooden club.

"What an ugly thing is this a dwarf? Wait, no Goblin?" Luckily, No dwarf heard Jason said, because if they did then he'll have to live his life getting chased by hammers or worse by their "mech".

As if understanding what had Jason said, the dwa-goblins bellowed in rage as it charges to Jason while flailing its club.

Stopping the incoming club with his arms, Jason has got to admit that if he was smashed into the head with that no doubt that his head would explode like a watermelon. Jason then had a tug-of-war with goblin as they both fought over the club, "Let go!!!!" Jason shouted as he kicked the goblins "meat" in anger.

The goblin cried in agony as it rolled on the ground but soon passed out from pain. Jason didn't smack it to death, as he was still opposed to killing things. God knows how long his mother persuaded him just to "clean" a fish.

Although he didn't grant it an eternal sleep, he didn't forget to comment about the goblin.

"Damn your grown penis, it's gross seeing a grown man's penis in the body of a green malnourished child! Try wearing loincloth next time I see you." Jason then turned around to leave this place but saw another naked goblin just right in front of him.

"Another naked little twerp?" Jason then swings his club to the green guy. Jason already started imagining the goblins lines like "We're blasting off again!" or something.

But this time the goblin manages to leap back as it spoke in a weird language.

*She Su SaSa GeOOOOO!

After that two more goblins appeared near him as they stepped out of the dark, but that was not all. Soon 15 goblins were already wielding their sticks towards Jason and some were throwing pebbles at him.

"Ohhhh Snapppp"


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She SU Sasa GEooooo

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Don't worry mc's upgraded ML shouldn't be that overpowered but he's heroes are...

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