As soon as the dashboard detailing the new quest he received came up, Tenshi smiled in utter confusion.
Because even before he could come up with something witty regarding the situation, Tenshi felt a tightness down 'there' on his crotch as he looked down as saw a bump sticking out of his pants.
Administering a bunch of hormones into someone has this 'large' of an effect?!
Tenshi stood up as he fixed his pants as and sat back again in a more comfortable position; because the erection he had wasn't going away and the more he moved, the more it 'harder' it became.
Tenshu wryly smiled as he begrudgingly began to talk with the watch —or it's advisor or something— in his mind.
<Really, nigga? Hormones? Are you doubting my lust and desire for women? >
[The watch did that because it saw that you desired women less than the average population. It felt that unless it made you desire them in an objective way; you'd castrate yourself.]
<Well, I wish I kept that thought to myself. Damn it, now I have to bear with a bunch of wahmen[sic.] and their problems — just for a wet hole...>
[You know, you can implant false memories in people — and even yourself.]
<Shut up, that's scary, I don't want that. >
[Whatever...]
Tenshi stopped talking in his mind upon hearing a bunch of giggling women enclosing on him, he also didn't forget to turn around and make his crotch face the bench.
Tenshi wondered about the quest he received as the women passed by him without a care in the world.
<So, I'm a bit confused over the quest but I'll ask all of that later. My main question is, why the fuck can't I cancel or decline a quest?! >
If he couldn't decline a quest, then wasn't this a detrimental feature capable of killing him?! What if he received a quest like "gouge your eyes out" or "go into a prison and drop a bar of soap"?
Furthermore, if canceling quests were possible, Tenshi did not want to waste any of his time on a girl called "Sakura Minabi". And who is she anyways?
[No. You can't cancel or decline a quest I'm afraid.]
<Then it's question time, who's Sakura and where is she? >
[I don't know—]
[Oh wait, I've instructions now. Look towards the eastern side of the park filled with sakura trees, you'll know the rest just by laying your eyes on it.]
Tenshi rolled over on the bench and with a grunt, jumped out from it onto the avenue.
Tenshi looked towards the eastern side of the park, and beyond the fluttering leaves of the trees saturated with the sunlight, he could make out an area fully covered with nothing but sakura trees.
Tenshi once again wryly smiled upon recalling that the eastern part of the park was the same area where those suit-claden bodyguards were roaming around.
"Ding!"
Another screen appeared in front of him, then even before he could see anything it zigzaged in front of his vision and stopped once it settled before a particular spot behind the sakura trees.
[Sakura Minabi]
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『Love: -10 [Instinctive and behavioral dislike for all men]』
『Lust - N/A [Hasn't even met you yet] 』
『Locked』
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Even though the font on the dashboard —and even the dashboard itself— was smaller than an asian dick, Tenshi could still make it out without any problems.
The dashboard stood still and steadily vibrated on top of a distant bench hidden among two, towering sakura trees.
Tenshi looked beside the bench and noticed that the men-in-black weren't pacing back and forth or even standing anywhere near it, instead they were sparsely hidden among the trees and huddling near the eastern part's entrance — an entrance that strangely resembled a shinto shrine's entrance.
Tenshi clicked his tongue as he brainstormed for an effective method to enter the area come into contact with the girl; because if he needed to hypnotize her, he would have to use his watch and using it materialized a huge flash of light which would get him shot at by the bodyguards in return.
Basically, he had to: Get past the body guards by fooling them, successfully enter the area, somehow also manage to come close to the lady enough that he could use his watch and voila.
Tenshi paced back and forth as he tried to come up with a coherent and sensible plan, and eventually nothing came up as he sighed and walked towards the nearest man-made pond.
Tenshi faked a smile as he saw the children playing beside the pond happily; the same children that caught the Koi fish in the ponds and pounded them to death; he also flashed the same smile once he looked towards the elderly couples strolling beside the pond with tired gazes; the same elderly people that feed and simultaneously, loot the country by its Healthcare industry.
It was common knowledge that, residents of Japan are required by the law to have health insurance coverage. People without insurance from employers can participate in a national health insurance programme, administered by local governments. Patients are free to select physicians or facilities of their choice and cannot be denied coverage.
Also, Hospitals, by law, must be run as non-profit and be managed by physicians. For-profit corporations are not allowed to own or operate hospitals. Clinics must be owned and operated by physicians.
Tenshi's mother taught him to see people in numbers: it was simple really, simple as the dao of the 'two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick mafs!'.
If you made Tenshi a member of the diet, the first thing he would do is try to remove the country's dependance on National Healthcare and open up a goldmine: the private sector.
Although keeping them dependant on the national ones were also good, since the ta—
Tenshi noticed a white shawl-draped wheelcair with a white cane beside it, a boy sifting through the pond with sunglasses on his eyes — instantly, his mind tackled its previous bottleneck and broke through it Yun Che-style!
Tenshi seeing that there was no one beside the boy or attending to him, smiled and enclosed in on him sneakily.
The kid had now succeeded in getting out of the water, he stood still in the middle of some bushes as he wiped his body using a towel.
The layout of the bushes was such that no one could go inside without bulldozing through the bushes or going through the pond.
Tenshi looked around once again before crouching beside the kid, and then in one fell swoop he pulled the kid's legs and and threw him in the river.
"Ahhh!!!!" The kid yelled as he fell in the pond, Tenshi rushed towards him and helped pick him up, and due to the impact created by the kid falling into the pond, his sunglasses flew from his head and fell into the water.
"Are you okay? " Tenshi hiddenly picked up the sunglass as he helped the kid stand up, and once his job of stealing the glasses were over...
"I hope not." Tenshi threw the kid back into the water as he wiped the glasses on his shirt and put them on.
...
In the same park, on a white bridge built with wood, a boy on a wheelchair was pitifully trying to cross it while waving a stick in front of himself.
The boy's had an —obviously fake— dowhearted smile on his ugly and fat face whilst his entire body was covered with a white, baggy shawl.
He looked blind — due to his glasses and white cane. And he also seemed disabled — due to him using a wheelchair.
By the looks of it, the boy was dealt an ugly hand in life — he was fat, disabled, blind and ugly too, no woman would probably marry him unless he had money, which he also probably didn't have.
Well, at least he doesn't read Naruto. Otherwise he'd be truly fucked. Imagine going gae because no woman likes you, fuck.
Tenshi grimaced as the wheelchair landed on the ground after minutes of tortuous hand-movements, as as soon as he it landed he made his head face the sky and rolled towards where the woman was without any concern for speed.
And as expected,
"Hey hey hey! Stop right there mister!"
"Please stop!"
"Do not move!"
"You cannot pass!"
A few horse and rigorous voice called out to him as simultaneously, two hands fell on his shoulders, two on both sides of his wheelchair and another one on his cane.
The voices all seemed manly, but once Tenshi replayed them in his mind, he chalked it up to women coos-dressing as men...
It was on his mind for a while, and also made sense, because that Sakura girl hates men so it'd be counter productive to have men follow her around, right?
Tenshi pretend to raise a voice of surprise as he tried to wave his cane a bit, which he couldn't move since it was held quite rigidly by a strong woman/man/genderfluidapachehelicopter.
Tenshi however, didn't move his head down to see who and what came, as it would bite him back in the ass a while later since he's acting blind.
Tenshi's plan was simple, he'd just play a French tourist. And it would help him move more easily into the park since expatriates and tourists generally don't pay attention to shit or have anything to kill someone with. He also acted blind and paralyzed since these guys won't pay much attention to him since they would think he'd never be able to even see Sakura.
Fools.
"Excusez-moi, que s'est-il passé? Y at-il un problème à l'intérieur?"
[TL: "Excuse me, what happened? Is there a problem inside?"]
Tenshi said in a hoarse and weak voice — which was as expected, an attempt to leverage pity and empathy from the people.
Tenshi learned French way back in the «Capital», and well, even though he doesn't really remember much, he still knew some basic phrases.
"Mister, what do you mean by that?" A woman asked, and as soon as she did every hand on his body and wheelchair was removed.
"Hmm, wait a minute...."
"Guys, he's speaking another language. I don't know which one, but is a European one..."
"Then, let's use a translator."
"Okay.."
Tenshi after a while, felt a phone move toward his mouth.
"Forgive us mister, we're rookies at this job. The seniors had to attend a conference with the elder miss, otherwise we wouldn't bother you as much."
"Hey, who are you saying that to?!"
"Shh, he doesn't look like he knows Japanese, so it won't do any harm."
"Google, open translate!"
Tenshi felt a finger poke his body as he nodded and once again said whatever he spat out before, but with a twist.
" Je suis désolé, je suis un étudiant de transfert français et je suis venu ici pour travailler sur un papier se concentrant sur la terre et c'est la nature. J'ai donc entendu quelqu'un qu'il y avait de beaux arbres et des paysages agréables à la partie orientale du parc, donc je suis venu ici. J'espère que je ne vous ai pas dérangé les gars. "
Tenshi didn't have to wait before the phone spat out,
"I'm sorry, I'm a French transfer-student and I came here to work on an paper focusing on the earth and it's nature. So I heard from someone that there were beautiful trees and nice sceneries at the eastern part of the park so I came here. I hope I didn't bother you guys. "
Ah there you go, at least Google doesn't fuck up French like Microsoft does. French is love, French if life, unless you're one of the detu—
" Ah, I see. "
The phone spat out," Ah, je vois "
Tenshi nodded.
" I'm sorry, but I don't think we can let you in. You can however, wait for an hour until our ojou-sama finishes her daily routine."
The translation app spat out the French equivalent.
Tenshi sighed in exhaustion and exasperation.
" Mais je ne ferai rien à l'intérieur. Je vais m'allonger sur mon fauteuil roulant ou et essayer d'obtenir un essentiel de mon environnement, je ne peux même pas voir ni je peux marcher, que puis-je même faire? "
The translator app spat out, "But I won't do anything inside. I'll just lie down on my wheelchair or[.sic] and try to get a gist of my surroundings, I can't even see nor can I walk, what can I even do? "
"I see..."
"Well, I don't think there's anything bad in letting him inside. Let him go."
The French translator was spitting out the woman's meaning while every single hand on his body left him.
"We're sorry for the trouble."
Tenshi nodded and zigzaged straight into the place where he wanted to go to.
…
Tenshi slowly and steadily rolled his wheelchair towards the area where Sakura was located, fully sure that no one was following him.
Tenshi moved his head and positioned it in such a way that people seeing him would think he was looking towards his left, whilst in reality he was looking at his front using the edges of his eyes.
The white-brick layered pathways inside felt beautiful to him, since white, especially solid white, was his favorite color. Nonetheless, the sakura trees lining and crowding his vision were numerous, and so were the petals that fell on the floor and annoyed him.
April 28th — today's date.
Tenshi moved his head around and constantly emulated cracking sounds with his mouth — intent on making it seem like his neck was strained and he was trying to loosen it a bit. While in reality, he was trying to see if anyone was following him or walking beside him, which he was pleasured to see that it wasn't true.
The things he had to do for a grill[.sic]...
Tenshi soon appeared in front of those two trees as he looked at the bench sandwiched between them, and as soon as he saw the woman sitting there, his entire body gave up as all he could say was, "Huh?"
The girl sitting there with a calm aspect on her face held a unique, breathtaking beauty, the butterfly ribbon on her dark raven hair gave off an aura of youthful innocence.
The girl sat on the bench in a rather restrictive posture with her legs huddled up against each other and her hands on her thighs. Regardless of that, she held a rather large bag of potato chips on her thighs as she munched on them.
The girl had a rather gentle atmosphere of meek innocence, it surrounded her rather tightly and was amplified by her restrictive posture and the expression on her face.
She had a natural smile on her red lips as she looked down towards the bag and happily ate them, not aware that anyone was watching her — even that smile of hers gave off a gentle and graceful aura that befitted the girls of a noble family.
Sakura Minabi.
A disgustingly beautiful creature that reminded him of a certain someone. She was cute, but in an uniquely different way than the mainstream market.
Her cuteness...was something like a princess brought inside a secluded room…no, coming to this domain, she's like a princess in those fairy tales his mother used to read him.
She was like a newborn puppy…so lovely, and so innocently attractive.
Tenshi valued her beauty, but the thing that actually managed to strike him in the heart was the uniquely innocent and gentle charm she gave off. It almost reminded him of his mother!
[Ew, creepy. We have a thorough incest-maniac here!]
Tenshi's eyes focused on her — no, not her body but the clothes she was wearing — as it widened and dilated at the same time.
A long-sleeved solid-white shirt under a wooly black sweater like thing that Tenshi didn't know the name of. Her delicate body under those clothes were frail and slim, which further enhanced her cuteness.
She also looked to be of a similar —or taller, can't tell— height like him, although this wasn't what Tenshi was worried about.
Tenshi was worried about the fiery red ID card hung on her neck displaying which school she goes to.
『Bright Horizon Girl's High School- Acropolis Campus』
An school consisting of only ojou-samas. A rather scary school that even Haruno couldn't get into...
But the most important fact was that; that school was Tenshi's mother's Alma Mater.
And unimportantly, Tenshi had to say: why is his pp[¹] so hard?
Footnote:
1/PP: retard speak for penis.
2839+ words! (1/2, the next one will come out an hour later since it'll attract more readers from the new section!)
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