Captain_Friendly

Captain_Friendly

male LV 4

Hating since 2001

2022-09-06 Joint Canada
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Captain_Friendly
Captain_Friendly
21 hours ago
Commented

Is it this?

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The moment I equipped the Atlas Gauntlets, they materialized on my arms, and I was immediately hit by their sheer size. These things were massive—far bigger than I expected. The gauntlet extended from my fingertips all the way to just below my elbow, and easily three times the width of my normal arm. I couldn't even keep my arms straight; they were so bulky that I had to hold them up awkwardly, my elbows bent outward just to keep my balance. 

Danmachi: Goliath

Danmachi: Goliath

Anime & Comics · IdontHaveaName

Captain_Friendly
Captain_Friendly
22 hours ago
Commented

This is the type of person you don't trust around the family dog.

'They most likely evolved to become humanoid like humans came from gorillas.' So, would it be beastiality if a human had sex with them? Not that I was interested, just curious. 

Danmachi: Goliath

Danmachi: Goliath

Anime & Comics · IdontHaveaName

Captain_Friendly
Captain_Friendly
23 hours ago
Replied to HornyChiWah

Carefully

'Bro, what is spirit?' It sounds like a magic-based race. Maybe spirits are like the 'element itself?' Like faeries in my game? If that is so, then a Goliath and Spirit hybrid will make more sense since faeries have higher magic than even high-elves.

Danmachi: Goliath

Danmachi: Goliath

Anime & Comics · IdontHaveaName

Captain_Friendly
Captain_Friendly
12 days ago
Commented

this is actually pretty good 👍

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Captain_Friendly
Captain_Friendly
14 days ago
Commented

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Well, that and the fact that I'm suspecting that it was one of those little shits who stole my applesauce at lunch two weeks ago.

Game of Thrones: The Odd-Fish

Game of Thrones: The Odd-Fish

TV · Barbare

Captain_Friendly
Captain_Friendly
20 days ago
Commented

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Captain_Friendly
Captain_Friendly
1 months ago
Commented

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"..." Arthur did not look flustered. "I thank you for the compliment."

Raiden's Storm (ASOIAF)

Raiden's Storm (ASOIAF)

Video Games · SovereignOfHeaven

Captain_Friendly
Captain_Friendly
1 months ago
Commented

My man wants to joust with no horse

With that I wave goodbye to one of the first people I talked with in this new world. I start to head over to the sign up section for the different events. I think I will sign up for both the joust and Melee, but I'm not sure if I can ride a horse well or not I guess we will see. So I may not win the joust against people like Sir Arthur Dayne or Sir Jamie Lannister.

The Bull Knight

The Bull Knight

Book&Literature · Zoro_Zoro243

Captain_Friendly
Captain_Friendly
1 months ago
Commented

What is said: Germain What I read:

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Captain_Friendly
Captain_Friendly
1 months ago
Commented

the greatest title ever received

"Bloody legend in the making, I'd wager." The large man replied with another laugh, "Like my uncle, Hother Whorsbane!"

A Song of Grace & Fury

A Song of Grace & Fury

Book&Literature · Bleap