Hagrid, McGonagall, & Flitwick all go into a bar...
Laughter rippled through the Hall at his outburst, and even Dumbledore chuckled softly. "I am not joking, Mr. Weasley," he replied. "Though now that you mention it, I did hear an excellent one over the summer about a troll, a hag, and a leprechaun who all go into a bar—"
Harry Potter with Technology System
Book&Literature · TheFanficGod
"Well Hermione, can you read them?"
"So Ethan, why didn't you show us those books too?" Hermione repeated her question, and it was obvious to anyone that she was upset at being left out of something so interesting and important.
Savage: The Night Wizard - (A Harry Potter Fanfic)
Book&Literature · Se7en
The squirrel appeared to acknowledge my words with a slow nod, and the mental connection dissolved. Just then, an intense, bone-deep chill washed over me. In a flash, the creature vanished into a spatial rift that radiated an eerie cold. Only after the portal closed did I realize the immense pressure that had accompanied this otherworldly being.
HP: Man of Archives
Book&Literature · alchoz
I would release them in Dumbledore's house
"Yeah, my house was infested with them. They took over the first floor. We think it was the horcrux that did it," Sirius said with a grin, picking up his cup to finish the last of his tea.
New And Improved Harry Potter
Book&Literature · Earthly_Writer
"YOU CAN DO IT!"
HP: The Arcane Thief
Book&Literature · Snollygoster
Just got to watch out for Ashwinders that emerge from magical fire
Fortunately, except for the necessary stages, the cauldrons don't need constant supervision, as magic keeps the flames burning steadily and continuously.
Harry Potter: Becoming a Study God
Book&Literature · Lightreaper
What about the Asian Walking Catfish
I conducted my fish transfiguration training in the prefects' bathroom, to which I had open access. With the privacy and water available, I had no reason to worry. Each day, I spent several hours ensuring that my transfiguration was successful. After all, fish don't walk on land... actually, they never do.
HP: Man of Archives
Book&Literature · alchoz
Before me lay a simple staff, totally not the near exact copy of the one a certain white wizard I remember yelling up a storm from atop his grand and totally not evil tower had, it even lacked the crystal at the tip so I was safe from any potential interdimensional Maiar copyright!
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav
You got to fight fire with fire, or troll strength with troll strength
A/N: Troll in the next chapter.
HP: The Dream
Book&Literature · Knight_Wolf
Ice bullets instead of spears?
If I leveled up my Hunting skill and used my ice projectiles with waterbending, I could snipe a lot of enemies from a distance, taking them down more easily and safely.
Playing Waterbending (Avatar: Last Aibender SI)
Anime & Comics · blazuki