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what if instead of bible verses it was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 verses and instead of church gatherings they just get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with it

Dont know if this counts as brainrot but: Gen Z: Genesis 1 1. In the very start, God made the sky and the earth. 2. So basically, at first, the earth was a hot mess. It didn't have any structure or anything, just emptiness and darkness all around. But then, the Spirit of God started doing its thing, cruising over the oceans. 3. Then God was like, 'Yo, let there be light,' and boom, there was light. 4. And God was like, 'Yo, this light is lit!' So, God separated the light from the darkness. Like, He made sure they don't mix, you know? 5. So, like, God named the light as Day and the darkness as Night. And, you know, that whole cycle of evening and morning, it marked the first day. It's like, just to clarify, the evening came, and then the morning came, and that's how the first day went down. 6. And God was like, yo, there should be, like, this cool layer between the water, separating it from more water. And like, this layer is actually called the 'expansion'. 7. And then God created, like, this super cool, massive sky thing, and He split up the water below it from the water above it. And guess what? It totally happened, just like that! 8. So God named the sky Heaven. And it became the second day after the evening and morning passed. {And the evening...: Hebrew text clarifies that the evening came and the morning came, marking a new day.} 9. And God was like, yo, let's bring all the water together in one place and make some solid ground, and just like that, it happened. 10. And God was like, 'Yo, let's name that solid ground Earth,' and the whole watery party He called Seas. And you know what? God thought it was all pretty lit. 11. And God was all like, yo, let the earth do its thing and grow some sick grass, and some dope herbs that bring forth seeds, and also some lit fruit trees that produce fruit after their kind, with seeds in themselves, all up in the earth. And guess what? Boom! It happened, just like that. (By the way, 'grass' in Hebrew means some really fresh and tender grass, just FYI.) 12. And then, like, the earth totally grew some awesome grass and plants that had seeds of their own. Oh, and there were these cool trees that grew yummy fruits with seeds too! And God was like, 'Yo, that's super good!'

Woah calm down drake

No cheese? damn he really is a villain

Let's go gambling!

Simon should've got that happy ending fr