As the venom volley subsided, he released Agra's neck… only to grab him by the ankles. He lifted the Chaos God upside down, his body dangling like a… a goddamn piñata, and began to slam him against the ground, again and again.
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You just did, didn't you? Does it have regenarative powers that fixed it because it was still technically attached?
Michael grinned, enjoying Agra's outburst. It gave him time to… think. To plan his next move. To figure out how to deal with that goddamn chimera and its… venom-spitting tail.
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Because recoil is a thing that exists, I don't think those are terribly accurate.
The chimera, its multiple heads grinning, continued its assault, its tail spitting venom bullets with the speed and accuracy of a goddamn machine gun.
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"What the fuck?!" Agra exclaimed, his voice laced with a mixture of surprise and annoyance. "Who turned off the lights?!"
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"Are you planning to… juggle those spears while firing arrows with your ass? Because let's face it, your aim's so bad, you'd probably hit yourself. Pick one, dumbass, and make sure your tiny ass brain can atleast handle one weapon before our enemies die of laughter!"
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Agra is the god of chaos, not sadism. These followers of his don't know how to chaos correctly.
"I flayed that elf girl alive," another cultist boasted, his voice a low growl. "She screamed for hours. It was beautiful."
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A sharp, wooden stake, protruding from a pile of debris, impaled him through the chest, the impact driving the air from his lungs, silencing his scream. He twitched once, twice, and then… lay still.
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Up in the sky, the Phoenix, obeying the blonde woman's command, released his grip.
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"Hey, stop it. Being sick is really miserable; I feel like I'm about to awaken a Stand," Heisuke protested, then pulled out a Switch from his bag and waved it in the air,
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"What's… happening?" she asked, her voice barely a whisper. "I… I feel… weird."
Hitman with a Badass System
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