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Bro boutta do a toemain expansion
Her feet were at my groin. Using her toes, she unzipped my pants and pulled my garments away and lo and behold, my penis was out in all of its glory.
A Pokemon in BNHA?!
Anime & Comics · manny0101
I sacrifice my appendix
'' Sacrifice ... my left eye ~ ''
The Epic of Azathoth
Anime & Comics · Biggubosu
Lets meet in the middle with brown
Looking at the small face look at him with confusion, Kei extended his hand and rubbed her blue hair affectionately, slowly reaching lower to her cheeks as he used his thumb to touch her lips.
Prototype: Apex Predator
Anime & Comics · Angelo_Mercer
-it’s how I met your mother
"Shinobi is not a profession."
Prototype: Apex Predator
Anime & Comics · Angelo_Mercer
Dumbledore dies
----->Armored Form(A tank at 100mph)
Prototype: Apex Predator
Anime & Comics · Angelo_Mercer
Can’t have knees in Detroit
Arms, legs, knee caps, all fell down the mountains leaving bloody trails of hot soon to be cold corpses.
Shun Uchiha: One Click Upgrade
Anime & Comics · Kamery_Driver_1580
+1
1 - The Son Of Snakes (Greek Harem)
[ONLY ON WATTPAD] The Mob Character Shouldn’t Have a Yandere Harem?!
Fantasy · UnknownFate25
I get the whole responsibility thing but shouldn’t she at least help him awaken?
People at the school only knew that Leo had a relative who was a powerful and high-ranking Awakened in the army, but as they always saw him taking the bus to go to school, everyone thought she hadn't been such a powerful Awakened. But Leo knew that his sister was a Gold Awakened, and not just a Gold 1 Star, but a Gold 3 Star, with a rank of First Lieutenant - a person with such a title that many in this town had never even seen once in their lives. The only reason Leo didn't have money and live a luxurious life like the relatives of many other Gold Awakened was because that was a request from his sister: for him to learn responsibility and not become an arrogant young man like these kids he was seeing now in front of him.
Divine Hack System
Fantasy · NunuXD
What was the knight was stealthily doing?
Killian covered his body with a blanket while lying on the bedsheet on the grassy ground. Killian had very strong senses, and because of them, he could see the movements of every person in the campfires. So, he immediately noticed the movement of a knight stealthily coming on him. Sneaking through shadows and trees.
Zero: From Hero's Sidekick To The World's Strongest
Fantasy · Aniki_