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Don’t ask questions that you don’t want answered.
Prince Corbin looked dubious about the mystery meat from nowhere, but he didn't say anything, and decided to just trust the clerics not to poison them all. Even if they did, they were the ones with the cleansing spells, so it was in their best interests to be safe with the food.
The First Legendary Beast Master
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
Woah that was a murder
The Oracle turned back to Wolfe. "You know, I never did get children of my own. Got married off to a sixth son with a pecker the size of a lozenge and no idea what to do with it. I tried to teach him, but even the whores laughed at him."
Inheritor Of Magic: The Magi King
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
He collects them like Pokemon at the moment
Petros smirked at Wolfe. "I think I see where the problem lies. You have inherited the Magi tendency to be a natural-born flirt without even intending to. If you're not careful, you will leave this city a married man."
Inheritor Of Magic: The Magi King
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
Back it up or risk the consequences
"I don't know if this is the same spell circle that you use for it, but this is the stun spell, a minor lightning charm at the first rank. There is no need to strengthen it, we're not trying to kill handsy suitors, just settle them down."
Inheritor Of Magic: The Magi King
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
As expected
Then, with a twisting feeling as if he were being tossed through churning rapids, Wolfe's world briefly went black.
Inheritor Of Magic: The Magi King
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
If dangerous, Why freind shaped?
"Oh, someone has tried. That's why we teach the course." Doug countered with a smirk that said he was familiar with the story behind why the course existed.
The First Legendary Beast Master
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
You never know what he’s into
"Master will never flog me!" Tiara responded, but she became calmer than before nonetheless. She wanted to go for a hunt, challenge the Awakened enemies, and bring the prey back to Michael. However, Michael had given them another mission. They were instructed to wreak havoc in the main settlement for the next ten minutes until the Golden Wasp would switch places with everyone once again to safely and quickly transport them back into the darkness and protection of the Untamed Jungle.
Supreme Lord: I can extract everything!
Fantasy · HideousGrain
Michael used this type of – more or less – fucked up logic to convince Thaor, Lokai, and Mekhaz to use their full power and combine it with the aid given by Kaleb and him to overpower their enemies. It worked out somewhat fine, but there were still a few major points Michael wanted to improve.
Supreme Lord: I can extract everything!
Fantasy · HideousGrain
"It might have also been an insult. You see, I teach small children the basics of the world, how to get along in a multicultural city, and simple things like proper hygiene. The fact that he thought an elementary school teacher was what your city needed might not necessarily be a compliment." The Fae informed her.
Inheritor Of Magic: The Magi King
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
The sudden purging of curses should be interesting
"Then I guess we should fix that as well. It's a good thing to have someone with real power looking out for you in the background, no matter how much those old witches value their political power."
Inheritor Of Magic: The Magi King
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
Rae wholeheartedly agreed, but Thor just shook his head. Fragrant leaves were better than meat any day.
The First Legendary Beast Master
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
Big happy puppy
Thor bobbed his head happily as he heard those reassuring words from the boss, and the instructors did their best not to laugh. They had been brutally bested by the Lightning Cerro twice in as many hours. But still, it didn't feel like the creature was a threat, he was just too friendly.
The First Legendary Beast Master
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
Thor had gotten the same target twice in a row. Although he didn't spear the man between the legs this time, the two upper horns made for an excellent tossing platform, and he had peaked well over five metres in the air.
The First Legendary Beast Master
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
It’s flight practice nothing wrong with that.
Also, that would give them a few more steps before they were noticed, and perhaps his testicles wouldn't have to meet the horn of a Lightning Cerro again today.
The First Legendary Beast Master
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
Be afraid
"Southern Moose. They're not a magical beast, but most of the Common Grade beasts won't mess with them." Alice replied.
The First Legendary Beast Master
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
There’s no escape lover boy
But the power of the Pentacles had already taken a huge leap, and the bonds were incredibly strong, and slowly changing as he wrapped his arms over the shoulders of the witches and Rail draped herself across him with a sultry look which said she had planned this out with them in advance.
Inheritor Of Magic: The Magi King
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
"Waiting sucks." Nico sighed as she painted giant smiley faces on the bottoms of the feet of her Mecha.
Humanity's Greatest Mecha Warrior System
Sci-fi · Aoki_Aku
Nico: But genocide is so fun :(
Max laughed. "This is why it's good to have a wise mother around. She can give you advice on all the topics that you glossed over in favour of answers that started with genocide."
Humanity's Greatest Mecha Warrior System
Sci-fi · Aoki_Aku
The tarith is strong!
Max chuckled at that. He was returned to the command station of the last vessel that he was on, but Nico was returned to the research labs on Absolution as her emergency relocation home. That definitely sounded like something that she had programmed in advance.
Humanity's Greatest Mecha Warrior System
Sci-fi · Aoki_Aku
Rae took the entire night watch, ostensibly because she was sleeping most of the afternoon after they arrived at the base. In reality, it was mostly because she enjoyed watching everyone gently sway in her web hammocks.
The First Legendary Beast Master
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku