the_fat_taoist

the_fat_taoist

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the_fat_taoist
the_fat_taoist
23 days ago
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He was getting cocky

the_fat_taoist
the_fat_taoist
1 months ago
Commented

lol CONSTANT VIGILANCE

Harry didn't know why, but he felt like she was lying to him. He couldn't understand why; she was always sincere and helpful to him. He quickly shrugged that thought away, unlike Dumbledore. He knew he could trust Loretta.

A Nundu for A Pet

A Nundu for A Pet

Book&Literature · Drinnor

the_fat_taoist
the_fat_taoist
1 months ago
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Barchoke sweated as the silence drew out, it was broken by the deep belly-laughter rolling out of Ragnok. "Oh that's too cruel, legally cut Dumbledore off at the knees. I approve!" Barchoke almost sunk to the floor in relief but his training saw him stand proud, the director's next comment really surprised him though. "Go and arrange for our young crow - no, let the lad henceforth be known as old crow..."

Harry crow ( harry potter fanfic)(FINISHED)

Harry crow ( harry potter fanfic)(FINISHED)

Book&Literature · Khaled_Sellami

the_fat_taoist
the_fat_taoist
1 months ago
Commented

Huh

Minerva glared at the hat, and from the way her fingers curled around her wand, Dumbledore knew she was on the verge of hexing it, not that it would do anything. Godric Gryffindor himself created the hat. He was sure that he couldn't do much to shut the hat up even if he tried. The only things he knew that could burn through Godric's magic were the Black Breath of a Nundu, Fortissax's Red Thunder, and A Basilisk's Poison.

A Nundu for A Pet

A Nundu for A Pet

Book&Literature · Drinnor

the_fat_taoist
the_fat_taoist
1 months ago
Commented

Gyatt dammmmmmm

"We both know you are lying, old Dumby. But from what I hear, you two old fucks were talking about James Potter's leftover sperm, weren't you?"

A Nundu for A Pet

A Nundu for A Pet

Book&Literature · Drinnor

the_fat_taoist
the_fat_taoist
1 months ago
Commented

So regular chess

The other inmates, who were still laughing, lost interest in bullying the newcomer. They huddled together, pulled out a set of wizard chess pieces carved from stone, and set up a game on a crudely drawn board. The pieces weren't enchanted, but it was enough to pass the time.

HP: Professor From Azkaban

HP: Professor From Azkaban

Book&Literature · DontBother

the_fat_taoist
the_fat_taoist
1 months ago
Commented

lol

Satisfied with this idea, Akira mentally added Kensei to his "People I Would Beat to Death for Training" list.

Bleach: The Strongest Shinigami

Bleach: The Strongest Shinigami

Anime & Comics · MrBlackWing

the_fat_taoist
the_fat_taoist
1 months ago
Commented

I’m sorry what

He knew what he was doing when he caused the distraction that let Krum hit me.

Harry Potter:Diamond Heart.

Harry Potter:Diamond Heart.

Movies · Sunnnnn_

the_fat_taoist
the_fat_taoist
1 months ago
Commented

lol

the_fat_taoist
the_fat_taoist
1 months ago
Commented

lol

Of course, this was limited to inanimate objects. The wild rabbit he'd drawn a few days ago couldn't be stored, so he had to slaughter it and tearfully eat several large bowls of rice with it.

Bleach: The Strongest Shinigami

Bleach: The Strongest Shinigami

Anime & Comics · MrBlackWing