A noob by pen.... A mage by mind..... A brawler by attitude..... A tactician by action
2018-09-02 Joint India
"Please give me a wife!"
Eastern · Chaotic Winter Melon Essence
Please do not let your mind enter the gutter.
Eastern · Stellar Week Position
i did my homework but on the way to school i realised that I forgot to have breakfast , was hungry and ate it....
After all, while Zhou Heng went to school on Earth, he was a student who often used the excuse of "I-did-my-homework-but-forgotten-to-bring-it-to-school."
Eastern · Stellar Week Position
"Congratulations! You're very lucky! You've been rewarded with the special Eighth Class Solo Nine Swords—Broken Sword Style!
Eastern · Stellar Week Position
After all, it wasn't realistic for every student of Tianheng Sword Cultivation Academy to come seeking Muscle Relaxation Talismans, was it?
Urban · Quiet Support
[Urgently seeking a Voice-Changing Talisman!!! Must turn my voice into a cute girl's!!! I have a friend who likes his senior brother...]
Urban · Quiet Support
He pulled back his coat to reveal the gun holster beneath in a civilized fashion: "I'm a part-time actor; my main job is a cleaner."
Urban · White 13
Well, good, now both sides of his face were symmetrical.
Eastern · Fish and Meat
Tang Feng, sitting with his legs crossed on the sofa, leaned back and said, "I've still got plenty of secrets, but you'll have to dig them out slowly."
Urban · Not Yi Fan
After eliminating all minor monsters, a colossal door appeared before Chu You and his team. Chu You lifted his leg and kicked the door which instantly burst open from his monstrous force.
Games · The Heavenly Dog that Sees Beyond
Mark Strong smiled contentedly, then turned to Rachel and tapped another contract on the table, saying, "Rachel, I think you still need a short-term agent. Take a look at this contract." He mysteriously pulled out another set of credentials from his briefcase and handed them to Rachel, chuckling, "Actually, I have another identity, oh, not CIA, just a licensed agent of CAA. With me, and CAA watching over you, young directors won't be able to play any tricks."
Urban · Wallee The Robot
Zachary froze, his breathing visibly quickened, and suddenly with a "Wow," he asked in disbelief and excitement, "I've been selected? I've been selected?" Wang Yang nodded, and Zachary burst into a euphoric laughter, "Alright! Alright! Oh, thank God! Thanks, thanks..." he babbled incoherently, repeatedly offering handshakes, and finally threw a punch in the air, shouting, "Oh yeah, I'm the lead man now!"
Urban · Wallee The Robot
Wang Yang was about to answer when he suddenly realized that all the reporters and photographers were holding DV cameras.
Urban · Wallee The Robot
Do young guys grow up this fast?
Eastern · Ye Henshui
But life is like being raped; if you can't fight back, you might as well enjoy it.
Eastern · Ye Henshui
"My name is Xu Qingling. I graduated from Yale Law School, and I'm good at sending the defendant, their lawyer, and even the judge to prison."
Games · Pigeon by the Window
The apple on the tree defied the laws of Newton and shot straight upwards, piercing right through the Kid above!
Urban · Chen Tang Resting on the Moon
His name was Keanu Alderson, one of the two tax investigators of the Downtown District.
American Tax Officer
Urban · Xixiangtang Bottle Blowing King