JokeDagger

JokeDagger

male LV 5

I am the original of the J clones. Be in awe of me.

2018-08-25 Joint United States
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JokeDagger
JokeDagger
2 days ago
Commented

what 1 year old that you know of can speak and take orders properly, hell even talking in a fluent way is impossible, definitely increase this to like 5 yrs old or sum

Chatter broke out among the little ones. The teacher didn't bother stopping it; after all, who could silence thousands of one-year-olds without violence?

Journey of The Corruption Dragon

Journey of The Corruption Dragon

Fantasy · livingCorpse

JokeDagger
JokeDagger
3 days ago
Commented

eye of moving and eye of prince, I think u mean two

"No. They actually didn't have many eyes I haven't seen yet among them. They only had one," she replied. "I used to think each of them had a unique eye, but I was wrong. Either that or they came from a point in time before they finished making the rest of the eyes."

Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Fantasy · Shade_Arjuun

JokeDagger
JokeDagger
8 days ago
Replied to Shofi96

how would this guy know, literal 1000yr old murder goyle brob ain't get his rock bashed in ever

This was more pleasurable than sex!

Gargoyle Supremacy

Gargoyle Supremacy

Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor

JokeDagger
JokeDagger
8 days ago
Replied to Muranshin3

in 2019 that could get u some fast food, but nothing grand. you could prob buy a couple things from a gas station ig

[We'll be home late. Grab your own dinner.]

Gargoyle Supremacy

Gargoyle Supremacy

Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor

JokeDagger
JokeDagger
8 days ago
Commented

my school just let us take the ACT for free our last 2 years of school. Never had to take the SAT

"As y'all know, you're already 10th graders, and you're eligible to take the SAT as long as your GPA is higher than a three. So, y'all kids better study hard and do well on the next exams if you wanna be a damn filthy rich explorer!"

Gargoyle Supremacy

Gargoyle Supremacy

Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor

JokeDagger
JokeDagger
8 days ago
Commented

buddy after having a wet dream of butchering people for thousands of years

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He threw off the covers and got out of bed. In the washroom, he switched on the light and looked at his reflection, grounding himself in reality. 

Gargoyle Supremacy

Gargoyle Supremacy

Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor

JokeDagger
JokeDagger
JokeDagger
10 days ago
Commented

the Chinese motto lol

If quality is insufficient, make up with quantity. The rich productivity of modern society is something the Tianyuan World does not have.

Two Realms Shuttle Gate: Don't Call Me a Demon!

Two Realms Shuttle Gate: Don't Call Me a Demon!

Eastern · Jade Brocade Sword

JokeDagger
JokeDagger
10 days ago
Commented

"dollars" -> this is the US -> the MC is from the U.S. and still monetarily reins supreme!

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"The total is thirty thousand, six hundred and three dollars, whether in Tianyuan World or on Blue Star, I'm truly impoverished!"

Two Realms Shuttle Gate: Don't Call Me a Demon!

Two Realms Shuttle Gate: Don't Call Me a Demon!

Eastern · Jade Brocade Sword

JokeDagger
JokeDagger
10 days ago
Replied to

obviously cause stars are cooler than planets!

Su Jie was not native to this world; he came from the modern civilization of Blue Star.

Two Realms Shuttle Gate: Don't Call Me a Demon!

Two Realms Shuttle Gate: Don't Call Me a Demon!

Eastern · Jade Brocade Sword