That moment when you accidentally cuck yourself of The Savior.
"Wait, didn't Bell come to me first?"
Danmachi: I Have A Type-Moon Gacha System!
Anime & Comics · heavenlydawn_
Bro's just slamming on the trauma button, isn't he?
"No need to call me Captain. We might get confused if me and Captain America are in the same room. Just call me Ben or Mr. Freed. Ah, but don't call me Uncle Ben."
Ultimate Marvel System
Anime & Comics · Imbreak
Alright. Also, nice profile picture, kek.
I'm the author, and personally? I think it's great. The absolute peak of writing. And that's a damn fact. Anyway... I have to get this to the word limit, so... Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
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Well, this is the author here. And I think that this is a good fic, though others would probably rate it a bit lower, kek. But hey, I have to have confidence in my writing. Because if I don't, who will?
Probably not
It's all I've got so far, dude.
Dude, you've been asked to take it down by the original author. Take it down, or you're gonna keep getting review bombed. It's as simple as that.
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Damn, she really IS a kitty.
Ugh.. I hate Mondays.
Meta Essence Gacha in Marvel
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